Poll: Vaccinated?
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View poll results: Vaccinated?
yes
32 76%
no
7 17%
down syndrome
6 14%
autism
9 21%
gov't conspiracy/fatlard
9 21%
lol people don't get polio any more
8 19%
Voters: 42.
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#1
Have you been vaccinated?

Stuff about down syndrome/autism/etc

Stuff about other side effects

Discuss.

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#3
There is no vaccine against stupidity.




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#4
yeah i was vaccinated cuz my parents arent stupid

psa: herd immunity only works if most of the herd is vaccinated, dont be dumbshits
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#5
i was vaccinated.
now i am 26 & single & living with mom & dad.
coincidence?!
#6
If you legit think vaccines cause autism, I will punch you in the throat.
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#9
jet fuel can't melt vaccines
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#10
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I got a mumps vaccine when I was little but still got mumps the other day. Kind of shitty, maybe my white cells didn't level up enough
the mumps vaccine slowly wanes over time. I had to get a booster when I started my job at a hospital.
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#11
FUCK

i forgot to put a poll option in for "i eat nuts and dried fruit and drink several gallons of water per day so i don't need vaccines"
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#12
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FUCK

i forgot to put a poll option in for "i eat nuts and dried fruit and drink several gallons of water per day so i don't need vaccines"


also the "i've read blog posts, so now I'm better informed than a near-total consensus of pediatric specialists"
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#14
I don't think it is a stretch that people in rare circumstances may have adverse reactions to vaccinations and develop neurological problems when undergoing extremely high temperatures or any other symptom.

However, it seems that this is happening in such a rare rate that it doesn't warrant not getting vaccinated if it is a vaccination that works instead of the flu shot.

There should be a split in that last sentene but fuck interpunction.
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#15
Woe is me! Oh, why couldn't my parents let me have polio instead??
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#16
What I'd be more interested in is: do parents who circumcise their children rally against vaccinations? Would love to see that hypocrisy looked at.
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#17
I've had plenty of vaccinations and I haven't caught the autism yet.

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#18
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#19
Yes I have been vaccinated.
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#20
had all the childhood stuff.


also where I work (hospital) offers free flu jabs and is trying to get everyone to get one but I keep forgetting about it. nothing against it but I just get lazy about my health stuff, like how I never bothered getting free eye tests+glasses voucher when it was being offered a few months back.
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#21
i never got the free flu vaccine when i worked at target because the head pharmacist was really pushy about it and i was expecting day after side effects like soreness that wouldn't have helped when you need to move heavy shit all day.
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#23
Quote by stratkat
Yes, fuck flu shots, it doesn't seem to affect my chances of getting the flu, any vaccine that doesn't work for longer than a year sucks.
Confirmation bias detected.

Also, the flu vaccine does work for more than a year; but the vaccine changes every year.
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#24
I've got Aspergers but I was weird as fuck before getting vaccinated. Also my Dad his Dad are weird as fuck but weren't vaccinated. Therefore everyone is weird whether you get vaccinated or not.
#25
I never get a flu vaccine 'cuz I haven't gotten the flu in like 20 years, so I figure I'll just keep taking my chances.
#26
Quote by stratkat
Yes, fuck flu shots, it doesn't seem to affect my chances of getting the flu, any vaccine that doesn't work for longer than a year sucks.
No, they work, and it helps reduce the general incidence of the flu which protects the elderly and infants and other at risk populations. You're a cunt if you're worried about a chill or headache the day after more than getting vaccinated.


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#27
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No, they work, and it helps reduce the general incidence of the flu which protects the elderly and infants and other at risk populations. You're a cunt if you're worried about a chill or headache the day after more than getting vaccinated.
old people and babies suck tho.
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#28
I'll prob get the flu jab soon though since I got some bad flu in nov and was wishing I had gotten it before. I'm not clinical staff so since I'm not really hanging around patients, it isn't a huge rush for me. Probably going to do it later in the month as I'm giving blood next week and I rather space that shit out (I know it doesn't actually have any affect on blood donation but I'm still a bit paranoid about doing them close together)
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#29
Having a discussion with antivaxers is the same as having a discussion with any other idiot. It's pointless.
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#30
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Having a discussion with antivaxers is the same as having a discussion with any other idiot. It's pointless.


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#31
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No, they work, and it helps reduce the general incidence of the flu which protects the elderly and infants and other at risk populations. You're a cunt if you're worried about a chill or headache the day after more than getting vaccinated.


Don't get chills from the vaccine, don't get the flu very much either. I don't want them, they're always short on them locally, the virus mutates so quickly vaccines are near worthless.

I'm generally not around people, so it doesn't affect me.
#32
The flu virus mutates quickly, the vaccine is completely ineffective but used on millions of people, bird flu adapts to infect human beings, flu vaccine is made by injecting the flu into chicken eggs, dinosaurs inherit the earth.
#34
Quote by stratkat
Don't get chills from the vaccine, don't get the flu very much either. I don't want them, they're always short on them locally, the virus mutates so quickly vaccines are near worthless.

I'm generally not around people, so it doesn't affect me.


Flu vaccine effectiveness doesn't have that much to do with mutation as many think. Constant research is done to predict which strain will be most prevalent in an area when it comes to flu season, sometimes they get it right, sometimes they don't. If they do get it right, then the reduction in cases is around the 50-60% mark, on average.

Then you also get rinovirus, which is the common cold. Has a lot of flu like symptoms, which anecdotally many will put down as being because of the flu.
#35
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Flu vaccine effectiveness doesn't have that much to do with mutation as many think. Constant research is done to predict which strain will be most prevalent in an area when it comes to flu season, sometimes they get it right, sometimes they don't. If they do get it right, then the reduction in cases is around the 50-60% mark, on average.

Then you also get rinovirus, which is the common cold. Has a lot of flu like symptoms, which anecdotally many will put down as being because of the flu.
A lot, but it's missing the ones that really mark out the flu, such as the vomiting and diarrhoea. And the deep ache in pretty much every striated muscle in your body.
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#36
A cold won't keep me in bed, or stop me from eating, the flu will.

Well I might eat, it'll just be a futile effort.

Also the flu kills people a lot better and more often than a cold, so there's that too.
Last edited by stratkat at Jan 5, 2017,
#37
Quote by stratkat
the virus mutates so quickly vaccines are near worthless.

I'm generally not around people, so it doesn't affect me.
Well, you're wrong. Congrats on being a prick.


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#38
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A lot, but it's missing the ones that really mark out the flu, such as the vomiting and diarrhoea. And the deep ache in pretty much every striated muscle in your body.


Missing my point. My point was that people may not feel that the flu jab is effective because they're mislabelling illnesses due to the similar symptoms.
#39
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Missing my point. My point was that people may not feel that the flu jab is effective because they're mislabelling illnesses due to the similar symptoms.
No, I'm not.
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#40
Yeah. But then the MMR scandal happened after I had all my vaccines. I've also had vaccinations before going on holiday to the Philippines and some other countries, and also got my MMR booster shots.

I appreciate not being vulnerable to deadly diseases. Only one I don't get is the flu vaccine, because the NHS only gives it out to vulnerable people and health workers. I don't want to pay for it privately because I doubt it will affect me seriously and I won't lose out due to sick pay laws.
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