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#2
Disorder | Rating

ParanoidDisorder | Low
SchizoidDisorder | Low
SchizotypalDisorder | Moderate
AntisocialDisorder | Moderate
BorderlineDisorder | Low
HistrionicDisorder | Low
NarcissisticDisorder | Low
AvoidantDisorder | Low
DependentDisorder | Low
Obsessive-CompulsiveDisorder | Moderate

So i'm basically just very eccentric, i have long hair, IDGAF about societal norms, especially with diverse taste in music, the way I dress / style, i change it up almost daily. Sometimes isolating myself with hobbies mainly having a tendency to work on my music for long hours in the middle of the night, etc. A little anti-social, aren't we all... the schizotypal ties into my eccentric behavior, but I still maintain healthy friendships and I enjoy going out and doing social activities everyday despite being an introvert.
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#3
Got a high rating on schizoid and moderate rating on antisocial.
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#4
Do you yearn for intimate relationships yet feel that you are too socially inept to obtain them?

too deep man.
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#5
Moderately antisocial and obsessive-compulsive.
Low in everything else.
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#6
moderate to very high in everything except anti-social & obsessive compulsive

i mean yeah i got problems but i'm not about to let an internet survey diagnose me with a personality disorder ya know?




#7
Your Results:

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate



This test was boring. We should make a test thread to compile the tests.
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#8
highly avoidant - ok

highly obsessive compulsive - eehh, not so sure
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#9
Disorder | Rating

ParanoidDisorder | High
SchizoidDisorder | Low
SchizotypalDisorder | High
AntisocialDisorder | Moderate
BorderlineDisorder | Very High
HistrionicDisorder | Moderate
NarcissisticDisorder | Moderate
AvoidantDisorder | Very High
DependentDisorder | High
Obsessive-CompulsiveDisorder | Moderate

tbh i probably have mental issues but the test obviously won't tell me. I don't think avoidant and schizotypal should be in the high category, and i dont think i have actual ocd at all.
#10
Apparently I'm insane

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#11
I don't need to take a quiz to know I'm a degenerate
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#12
Disorder | Rating

ParanoidDisorder | Moderate
SchizoidDisorder | Low
SchizotypalDisorder | High
AntisocialDisorder | Moderate
BorderlineDisorder | Low
HistrionicDisorder | Moderate
NarcissisticDisorder | Low
AvoidantDisorder | Moderate
DependentDisorder | Low
Obsessive-CompulsiveDisorder | Moderate

Schizotypal?
Really?
Not even sure what that means.
Probably because my bitch sister says I'm a master manipulator (And she definitely doesn't use it as a complement, but she is probably right to some degree).

OK then


Symptoms of Schizotypal Personality Disorder:

Odd or eccentric mannerisms or appearance - Probably. I used to be VERY introverted and shy, but the last 3 months, I have become a bit extroverted. Maybe excessively so at times
Superstitious or preoccupied with paranormal phenomena - Preoccupied? Hardly
Difficult to follow speech patterns - No. I do have a rather large vocabulary though which I probably overuse.
Feelings of anxiety in social situations - Depends on the situation
Suspiciousness and paranoia - Uhm, NO
Odd beliefs or magical thinking - WTF? I lost my virginity long before 30, so the chance of a wizardship(?) has long passed
Appears shy, aloof, or withdrawn to others - Sometimes. But I've gotten a lot better in that regard since I went back to work.


And I'm 57.
Probably older than most of your parents.
I HAVE EARNED THE RIGHT TO BE AS FUCKED UP AS I WANT TO BE DAMMIT.
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#13
Disorder | Rating

ParanoidDisorder | Very High
SchizoidDisorder | Low
SchizotypalDisorder | Moderate
AntisocialDisorder | Moderate
BorderlineDisorder | High
HistrionicDisorder | Low
NarcissisticDisorder | Moderate
AvoidantDisorder | High
DependentDisorder | Moderate
Obsessive-CompulsiveDisorder | Low

cant really disagree with that
#14
I got low on everything, possibly because I lied on the question about whether I lie a lot AND I LIED ON ALL THE OTHERS TOO.
#15
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

I'm more fucked up than I though I'd be.
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#16
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

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#17
Disorder | Rating

ParanoidDisorder | Low
SchizoidDisorder | Low
SchizotypalDisorder | Low
AntisocialDisorder | Moderate
BorderlineDisorder | Moderate
HistrionicDisorder | Moderate
NarcissisticDisorder | Low
AvoidantDisorder | Low
DependentDisorder | Moderate
Obsessive-CompulsiveDisorder | Low

Dependant is the only one where I'm like yea that makes sense
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#18
I think the fact that you're taking an online personality disorder quiz pretty much guarantees you're at least moderately antisocial, tbh.
#19
Paranoid: low
Schizoid: low
Schizotypal: low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: low
Narcissistic: low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

I'm feeling great, but I can't come over tonight because I'm moderately busy being antisocial.
#20
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

I think moderate paranoia is reasonably healthy because let's face it, I've had enough experience where people talk shit behind people's backs to know they likely do the same about me when I get annoying. Not that what people say about me is that bad, I trust them to be honest in their opinion. I can usually tell this because my family are quick to call me out on my bullshit because they're comfortable doing it, other people less so and will hide their true feelings for longer.

Reading up about Schizoid and other than being comfortable in solitude I don't see how I fit into this at all. I like to think of it as treating life as meaningless with no desire to attach my own meaning.

Schizotypal... again I have no idea where this fits in so highly. The only eccentricity is my hair which seems to piss a lot of people off. I often times in conversation get overwhelmed to articulate what I mean correctly so it becomes a big effort, that's the odd speech pattern it mentions. Like I'm a really bad storyteller too so avoid boring people.

I kind of take issue with this shit because I hope it's not implying that this stuff, like being aware of your social weaknesses is a form of predisposed schizophrenia. Like I do weed and take psychedelics and that's the sort of shit you worry about awakening. But if anything I feel like a better person for it so far. But take this as a grain of salt like the shitty Internet quiz it is.
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#21


Get on my level you fucking normies
I have nothing important to say
#22
JackSaints
Needs more Schizoid
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#23
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Get on my level you fucking normies




I'd probably be dead by now if this was real. >_>

Voted yes on everything except "do you find yourself unaffected etc."
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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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#24
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I think the fact that you're taking an online personality disorder quiz pretty much guarantees you're at least moderately antisocial, tbh.

Nah but I'm sharing my disorders with strangers on the internet; that counts right?...
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#26
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I'm feeling great, but I can't come over tonight because I'm moderately busy being antisocial.

Wanna antisocialise tonight? We can discuss the details tomorrow
#28
The quiz has Borderline Personality Disorder.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#29
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Apparently I'm all fucked up.
I'm just a kickin' and a gougin' in the mud and the blood and the beer.
#30
ParanoidDisorder | Low
SchizoidDisorder | Low
SchizotypalDisorder | Low
AntisocialDisorder | Low
BorderlineDisorder | Low
HistrionicDisorder | Low
NarcissisticDisorder | Low
AvoidantDisorder | Low
DependentDisorder | Low
Obsessive-CompulsiveDisorder | Low


I know that correlation isn't causation, but there is a great parallel between the amount of votes fro virgins in their 20's and the occurrence of mental disease risk in this thread.
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#31
ParanoidDisorder | Low
SchizoidDisorder | Low
SchizotypalDisorder | Low
AntisocialDisorder | Low
BorderlineDisorder | Low
HistrionicDisorder | Low
NarcissisticDisorder | Low
AvoidantDisorder | Low
DependentDisorder | Low
Obsessive-CompulsiveDisorder | Moderate


Seems kinda suss
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#32
i am not going to take this test. that sounds like a really bad idea lol
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#35
Schizotypal sounds like it was made up by the government to crack down on free thinking and pursuing rabbit holes.

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Disorder | Rating

ParanoidDisorder | Low
SchizoidDisorder | Low
SchizotypalDisorder | Moderate
AntisocialDisorder | Moderate
BorderlineDisorder | Low
HistrionicDisorder | Low
NarcissisticDisorder | Low
AvoidantDisorder | Low
DependentDisorder | Low
Obsessive-CompulsiveDisorder | Moderate


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#36
Fat Lards paranoid level is far too low for his to be legit lets be honest here.
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#37
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Fat Lards paranoid level is far too low for his to be legit lets be honest here.
His is shooped.
#39
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: High
Avoidant: High
+ Low in everything else

I'm working on it.
#40
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Cluster A is for exceeds expectations
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