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#1
Hey guys.

What number of previous sexual partners do you believe is too much for someone to be taken seriously?
Is there a number that a guy / girl could tell you that would make you not want to be with them? Either as FWB or for a relationship (if you're into them that way)

Genuinely just curious. And no, I'm not asking for myself lol. I'm in a long term happy relationship
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#2
I personally don't care. Sex for me isn't that serious of a thing like it seems to be for a lot of people. As long as people are safe about it it's fun to just fuck around.
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#4
It depends on the age of my partner. If she's 28 and has been with 12 guys it's not really crazy because that's just a partner every year since she turned 16. If she's 19 with 12 dudes then it's definitely not okay for me. That means every few months she's dropping one guy for another and I'm not really down with that kind of relationship.
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#5
It actually doesn't matter at all. There is no universal standard or anything. Life isn't perfect, and I don't even think it's fair to judge people on how many partners they have had in the past. However, I do think it's unfair for people to get into very personal long-term relationships with others, but break them off for cheating or boredom in bed, etc. That's just plain wrong and petty, especially if you're married. I don't like how women are sided with so easily in marriage court is another reason. But formalities aside, I think casual dating, one-night stands, etc are just normal things in human nature.
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#6
Cheating is a petty reason to break up? Are you fucked?
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#7
If someone is a real Don Juan then I have only respect for them. And a request that they do not allow any of their bodily fluids to come into contact with me.
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#8
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Cheating is a petty reason to break up? Are you fucked?
I think he means at Monopoly.

Although still, that's srs bsns.

OT, though, if I did ask how much boaby she'd had - unlikely tbh - and the response was in the form of "you mean today? uhm..." and that somehow wasn't sarcasm, then I'd probably want a shower and a broad spectrum antibiotic.
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#9
I'd say 80 would defo be pretty bad.

There's probably numbers under that that I'd not like too.
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#10
The only reason this should be a concern is the increased chance of having an STI. Clean bill of health negates that, so whatevs.
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#11
i just don't ask because not my business and don't wanna know
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#12
Why was Han Solo so surprised the first time he got in Leia's pussy?


It was Luke warm.
#13
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Why was Han Solo so surprised the first time he got in Leia's pussy?


It was Luke warm.


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#14
Honestly if I ran into someone with a ton of experience, I'd just be happy that they're probably really good. It'd definitely raise a flag, but I guess I'm thinking I'd do my best to measure up and should maintain their interest both sexually and non-sexually for a healthy relationship/whatever they want it to be. If the number were really high like a hundred or something, I'd probably be more concerned about how emotionally stable they are and how much they're dealing with their issues by excessively screwing people than how many people they've been through. I don't think people just fuck SO many people unless they're trying to make up for something.
#16
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anymore than one at a time is usually a serious breaker for me.


Dose that mean it could be any number as long as it's only been one at time??
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#17
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Dose that mean it could be any number as long as it's only been one at time??
I don't really go off how many past partners since I doubt that many girls are gonna be honest about it if it was a ridiculous number. When I say more than one at a time, I've been with girls that I knew where messing around with more than one guy at a time and it was cool cause we both knew what was up, but I didn't take them serious. If she's into two guys at once that could also count as more than one at a time too
#18
I'm not even curious about it. The way I see it, whatever she's got in her (his) history until now is what made her the person she is. If I'm really enthused about that person, I'm not going to care. Besides, if there's been some experience along the way that I can benefit from, yahoo!

DO get the blood work done before, however. Nothing like catching something that's been festering for the last 5 years and never taken care of (or can't be taken care of...).
#19
Fuck man, I saw a porno where a 19 year old girl got creampied by 19 guys. It was intense, I cannot relate jesus christ.

Her pussy looked like the fluff people put on peanut butter sandwiches.
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#20
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I personally don't care. Sex for me isn't that serious of a thing like it seems to be for a lot of people. As long as people are safe about it it's fun to just fuck around.


Do you happen to be related to the Crack Fox? Sex wasn't much of a serious act for him either, until he hit rock bottom that is...
#21
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I'm not even curious about it. The way I see it, whatever she's got in her (his) history until now is what made her the person she is. If I'm really enthused about that person, I'm not going to care. Besides, if there's been some experience along the way that I can benefit from, yahoo!

DO get the blood work done before, however. Nothing like catching something that's been festering for the last 5 years and never taken care of (or can't be taken care of...).


Yeah because every girl is fine with going in for a blood test on a whim... They won't find that offensive at all...
#22
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Yeah because every girl is fine with going in for a blood test on a whim... They won't find that offensive at all...


That's why it's better to date rape her and use a condom.
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#23
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That's why it's better to date rape her and use a condom.


THAT.... is where I draw the line, sir. Good day to you...
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THAT.... is where I draw the line, sir. Good day to you...


But come on we just talked about murdering a guy a vacuum packing him. I was just starting to like you.
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#25
the face i made while reading the last few posts

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#26
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the face i made while reading the last few posts



About the same reaction someone would make while smelling poo?
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#27
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But come on we just talked about murdering a guy a vacuum packing him. I was just starting to like you.


I SAID GOOD DAY SIR! I'm sorry, I just really wanted to say that. Now that I got that out of the way, yeah I'm totally on board with you. You and me are clearly on the same wavelength...
#28
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I SAID GOOD DAY SIR! I'm sorry, I just really wanted to say that. Now that I got that out of the way, yeah I'm totally on board with you. You and me are clearly on the same wavelength...


TOo bad we have a few idiots that cant call bullshit.
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#29
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TOo bad we have a few idiots that cant call bullshit.


I know a bunch of pussies
#30
bbzswa777
Yeah like the one you wanted to call out at a party last night but you bitched out? That kind of pussy?
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#32
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NewDayHappy

Wait I'm confused. Weren't we just on the same side? lol

I don't know, are we?
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#33
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I SAID GOOD DAY SIR! I'm sorry, I just really wanted to say that. Now that I got that out of the way, yeah I'm totally on board with you. You and me are clearly on the same wavelength...


Key words being: "I just really wanted to say that. Now that I got that out of the way, yeah I'm totally on board with you. You and me are clearly on the same wavelength..."
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Key words being: "I just really wanted to say that. Now that I got that out of the way, yeah I'm totally on board with you. You and me are clearly on the same wavelength..."


Oh, okay. SO you are cool with dismembering bodies, that is what you're saying? Okay we're cool.

See I like Jake, but every time I read his UN I keep thinking about smelling poo. It really turns me off. I think about the last shit I took.
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#35
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Oh, okay. SO you are cool with dismembering bodies, that is what you're saying? Okay we're cool.

See I like Jake, but every time I read his UN I keep thinking about smelling poo. It really turns me off. I think about the last shit I took.


Yeah I just always wanted to say "I said good day sir!" to where it actually made sense. So thank you for setting me up perfectly. But yeah I think dismembering a body would be a pretty cool hobby.

My only encounters with Jake have all been tonight, and so far I don't see anything other than the average run-of-the-mill forum troll, which is cool and all.
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What the fuck happened in here?
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What the fuck happened in here?


Nobody understands my sense of humor, I swear to God.
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#38
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Nobody understands my sense of humor, I swear to God.

Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
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And everything must pass
#39
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If that sausage was frozen I'd shove it up my asshole. How's that?
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#40
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If that sausage was frozen I'd shove it up my asshole. How's that?

Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
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