Poll: ever had god fart so bad it blew ur car into another lane
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Voters: 9.
#1
Dear diary,


It is day 2 of terrible wind here. I skipped work yesterday because driving conditions were so bad. Power was knocked out and traffic lights weren't functioning. Wrecks everywhere. I saw 5 semis blown over on the highway in the span of about 4 miles. Street signs and trees are ripped out of the ground. Roofs are being destroyed as well as billboards. I saw a trampoline blow across the road on my way home. Thank the lord it's not snowy/icy out right now or it would be much worse. Why is this happening? Why does the wind of the west blow so?


Have you ever experienced terrible wind? Not tornados or gusts, but an ongoing wind that lasts hours and hours -- days and days.
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December 14, 2017
#2
this poor fuck tho

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it wouldn't surprise me if UG goes down within the next couple months, along with other privately owned sites


December 14, 2017
#3
have you tried eating less beans?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#5
Quote by Xiaoxi
have you tried eating less beans?


I rarely eat beans cuz all the beer I drink already
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it wouldn't surprise me if UG goes down within the next couple months, along with other privately owned sites


December 14, 2017
#6
I read it as "ever had a godly fart so bad it flew ur car into another lane," gotta love being dyslexic sometimes.
#7
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I read it as "ever had a godly fart so bad it flew ur car into another lane," gotta love being dyslexic sometimes.


oh aer yuo dyxlesic?

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#9
Nice blog bro. I used to live in Chicago.

Also, totally reliable pick up line: "Wow, did you just fart? Because you totally blew me away."
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#10
Quote by Xiaoxi
have you tried eating less beans?


could eat more bean and try and harness the power into your own personal jet pack.
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