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#1
mine looked like it went through a blender and had bits of corn in it

discuss your bowel movements here
#2
My dumps make me so proud that I wish I could frame them.

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I an evety characyer in this story
#3
I sell mine on eBay to turd fetish weirdos.
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#4
Only time ive had corn shits is when i got food poisoning in london. I ate half of this gross melted pile of cheese which they labelled on the menu as lasagne. Tbh it looked more edible on the way out.
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this is your brain

this is your brain on RT

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Given that you reside in the shade of the natural light of reason, I will defer doing your homework to you.
#7
I don't poop. I projectile vomit out my waste instead.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#10
I was thinking of pooping and opened up the pit to see this thread.

It's a sign
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#11
I am now pooping
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#14
I have pooped in 2017
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#16
Last week I hit the crapper after about 2 days of not crapping. I was getting a little concerrned, but no need to worry. I pinched off a bomb that would make the US Air Force proud. Happily I went back to work. Shockingly about 2 hours later I hit the crapper again and pinched off another bomb. 2 big ones in less than 3 hours!

Pride!
#17
Yes at approximately 6:30 am
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#19
Not yet I only poop at night.

Edit: I've got no idea how I posted that twice.
They can't stop us Let 'em try For heavy metal We will die!
#20
not yet, but i'm almost done with my first cup of coffee

soon

i had my last cig yesterday and nicotine gum doesn't make my b hole buckle the way smoking does.

^sites been wonky since yesterday. keeps bringing me to the oops error page, but still posts muh post
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#22
update:

pooped
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#23
Not yet but give me like a couple of hours and I'll probably pinch a fatty.
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#24
Quote by Pastafarian96
I am now pooping

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Pastafarian96
omg I pooped like 5 minutes ago
so proud of you guys :')
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#25
Right now. My dumps have been very inconsistent.

All December they were not solid at all. Reese's Pieces and baby carrots: not good combo.
#26
Had one of those moments where I go on the toilet thinking I'm gonna poo but I fart instead. Does that count?
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Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#27
I poop every morning, even if I have to force it so I don't have to go at work
PM me for newts
#28
Quote by StewieSwan
I poop every morning, even if I have to force it so I don't have to go at work


I have a bad habit of waking up with barely just enough time to drink a cup of coffee and then I always have to poop right as I need to leave for work.
#29
Quote by StewieSwan
I poop every morning, even if I have to force it so I don't have to go at work


Why not? Boss makes a dollar, you make a dime. That's why you should poop on company time.
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#30
Yes
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#31
you guys ever have the one where you're straining and it feels like you're passing a train and you look in the bowl and there is this little tiny-tim poop staring you in the face
#33
Yeah I had one of those that was like a plug and it popped out after straining and more followed it was nice
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#34
Quote by Trowzaa
Yeah I had one of those that was like a plug and it popped out after straining and more followed it was nice

Did you do it in your trowzaas?
#35
Quote by NSpen1
Did you do it in your trowzaas?


nice
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#36
I haven't yet, but I feel a storm a-brewing.
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Piano dick had some good parts, but should have said "As the business man slowly gets boned", would have accented the whole dick feeling of the album
#37
Quote by Will Lane
you guys ever have the one where you're straining and it feels like you're passing a train and you look in the bowl and there is this little tiny-tim poop staring you in the face


Sounds like too much fiber fam.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#38
Quote by RBM01991
Why not? Boss makes a dollar, you make a dime. That's why you should poop on company time.


I hate pooping in public restrooms
PM me for newts
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#39
Just did and it was great & smooth. 2nd time today
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
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