#1
I just found out that I am going to be an Uncle!!!!!!
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#3
Okay?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#4
So, what, do you want congratulations or something?
You're not the pregnant one.
Are you? D:
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So, what, do you want congratulations or something?
You're not the pregnant one.
Are you? D:


No, but he is the daddy-uncle!
#7
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So, what, do you want congratulations or something?
You're not the pregnant one.
Are you? D:


No I am not

My sister who has been trying for the past 5 years is. I am seriously stoked about this! We just found out tonight that she is 8 weeks along.

And yes, I was hoping for some congratulations
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#8
congrats!

damien gonna be like


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#9
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My sister who has been trying for the past 5 years is.
Wooooah, nice. Good for her.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
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congrats!

damien gonna be like


You are probably right .

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Wooooah, nice. Good for her.


Pressure is off me and my lady now to be the first kids to produce grand kids for my parents
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#11
My mom wanted to be a grandmother until she started working at the children's shelter dealing with a bunch of bratty kids. Now she doesn't lmao.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
my sister told me that her biological clock just start ticking, so she's looking to have a kid once she's financially stable. not sure how to feel about it
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#13
For years my parents and I were convinced that we were never going to get a kid out of here.... tonight was a great surprise for everyone!

If my parents and sister can put up with me, I am sure they are ready for whatever my sister spawns!
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#14
Congrats! I believe a gander in the Crystal Ball is in order.

15 years from now I see.......your nephew is 14 years old and weighs 357 pounds. He obsessively plays Minecraft 7 on his Xbox 12. And he's a piece of lazy, worthless, piece of crap. Oops...that's my nephew!
#15
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And yes, I was hoping for some congratulations


For what? You didn't do anything unless you got her pregnant.
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Congrats! I believe a gander in the Crystal Ball is in order.

15 years from now I see.......your nephew is 14 years old and weighs 357 pounds. He obsessively plays Minecraft 7 on his Xbox 12. And he's a piece of lazy, worthless, piece of crap. Oops...that's my nephew!

Can your nephew hook me up with minecraft 7 that'd be dope.
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Can your nephew hook me up with minecraft 7 that'd be dope.
he is the nephew
#18
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he is the nephew
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#19
If you guys didn't flame, I knew it wouldn't be worth your time. The fact you guys even bother to comment makes me happy.

The jokes and flames and compliments are great. Keep em coming
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#20
So you did get her pregnant then?
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#21
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So you did get her pregnant then?

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trying for the past 5 years

We just found out tonight that she is 8 weeks along


sounds like it
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#22
No I did not
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#24
Tanaka-sensei

Thanks!!!!
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#25
How does it feel to know that your sister has been having sex pretty much every day for the last five years?
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#26
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How does it feel to know that your sister has been having sex pretty much every day for the last five years?
Clearly he is a (if I understand this word correctly) cuck who has been using other men to get his sister pregnant. That's why he wants to be congratulated!
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#27
congrats bruh.

make sure to be the cool uncle and buy the kid lots of candy and toys even when it's not his/her birthday and a slingshot and knives and also call him/her on the phone and say "it's batman, i'm outside" so they run out super excited only to be met with extreme disappointment. early training for the realities of life.
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#29
Congratulations on now having to spend extra money every year on birthday/christmas presents

Your life is ruined forever. Sucks to be you.
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#30
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How does it feel to know that your sister has been having sex pretty much every day for the last five years?


Guh, rab, why you gotta make things so awkward, fuh, pleh, meeh, this guy, like, jeez
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#31
Cool man!

I love being an uncle. I didn't meet my nephew until he was like a year and a half old already, and I don't see him often at all, but it's great
My God, it's full of stars!
#32
I'm an uncle and it's cool. I like being the one they have fun with 100% of the time, eating out at yum restaurants and taking them out places and just having plain old fun spoiling them with gifts.

Don't want kids of my own tho, that's too much work, and money lol.
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#37
tell her congrats on the sex
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#38
It breathes a lot of life into the family. It's pretty cool being an Uncle & just spoil the little ones. My mother is happy she has grandchildren but that is up to my siblings to carry on the family name. I don't think I can bring a kid into this world with the mental problems I have, it just wouldn't be fair. We'll see, I may have my own eventually but I am nowhere near ready for kids yet, I have plenty of time for that. Worst thing that could happen is I have my dream home completely paid off before I start my family causing a more stable environment for my children to grow up in. Bad news is, if I wait too long grandma & grandpa may be dead.
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#39
My sister will have made it possible for 3/4 grand parents to be alive to be great grandparents. The whole family is stoked.

And the thought of family members having sex doesn't mean much anymore after walking in on a people a few times. So
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Congrats. My family apparently isn't as good at keeping their pants on as yours. My mother was a grandmother at the age of 39 and a great grandmother at 59. Now she's got 3 great-great grandchildren that we're aware of. I don't know if she'll make it to the next generation of kids, she's 86.