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#1
Can only access the inner webs of the inter net on the weekends, sometimes.

AMA and I'll answer next weekend, or maybe the one after that.
Or I'll answer now if you're quick enough, while I can stay online.


Send help.
#2
why?
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#4
the latter. and i knew that already, b more specific pls
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#5
Quote by Burgery
and i knew that already
lmao toasted
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
How much more desperate have you become now you can't watch porn?
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#8
What do you jerk off to?
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#11
When you touch yourself at night, do you use your imagination or do you look at magazines?
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#12
send me your address and I'll ship over a flash drive with the goods

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#13
you call that livin'?

i'll give you a week to think about it
Last edited by mattedbird at Jan 16, 2017,
#14
Quote by Xiaoxi
send me your address and I'll ship over a flash drive with the goods
I thought charity was inadmissible to you objectivists?

Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#16
Quote by The_Blode
^ you're living my dream. . .savour every moment. . .
Because you don't know how to get off the internet..?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
Quote by The_Blode
^ you're living my dream. . .savour every moment. . .

Also, do you even have an offline website archive? When you link up again to the WWW, you should download a few. . .for situations like this ^^

Enjoy it! ! ! I know I do when I'm off. . .Sudoku, Crosswords, Books, Yep!

Also, re porn. . .grab a clothing catalog and you'll be good. . .


that's something a 12 yr old would do

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#18
when did blode get back

Minicaxotinho, your avatar is fuckin killing me
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#19
Who knows. Maybe he never left and has been deleting his comments just as soon as he makes them.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#20
Are you in jail?
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#22
Are you reading stuff or do you still have regular computer access so just download bunch on weekends or do you have some other activities to pass the time?
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#23
How do you keep up with the latest memes? What if a meme comes out on Monday then you've gotta wait till Saturday to be involved, that sucks
#25
I once went 18 years with out internet. (other than at school) Buying my first internet was the coolest adult thing I ever did.
They can't stop us Let 'em try For heavy metal We will die!
#26
Quote by Minicaxotinho
Can only access the inner webs of the inter net on the weekends, sometimes.

AMA and I'll answer next weekend, or maybe the one after that.
Or I'll answer now if you're quick enough, while I can stay online.


Send help.


Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
#27
Quote by Burgery
the latter. and i knew that already, b more specific pls
My cousin offered me a job and I accepted. Now living with my aunt, but rip internet because this is a small village. Nice views tho

Quote by Nero Galon
How much more desperate have you become now you can't watch porn?
No fap february 4 dayz.

Quote by JustRooster
What do you jerk off to?
The human mind is an amazing thing and imagination is a gift.

Quote by stratkat
You get put in jail with weekends of freedom, or what?
Neh, the only places with internet are public spaces like coffee shops, and I they're very busy at night so I come here early in the afternoon when it's relatively peaceful.

Quote by k.lainad
When you touch yourself at night, do you use your imagination or do you look at magazines?
The human mind is an amazing thing and imagination is a gift.

Quote by Xiaoxi
send me your address and I'll ship over a flash drive with the goods
I'm tempted, but I don't want to get kidnapped.

Quote by mattedbird
you call that livin'?

i'll give you a week to think about it


Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
have you pooped today?
Yes. I even pooped in the woods once. It seems frighteningly easy to drop the deuce inside your pants though. I didn't drop the deuce inside my pants if you're wondering.

Quote by The_Blode
^ you're living my dream. . .savour every moment. . .

Also, do you even have an offline website archive? When you link up again to the WWW, you should download a few. . .for situations like this ^^

Enjoy it! ! ! I know I do when I'm off. . .Sudoku, Crosswords, Books, Yep!

Also, re porn. . .grab a clothing catalog and you'll be good. . .
That sounds like too much work. Besides, I miss Youtube the most and that doesn't help with that. I tried downloading videos but the internet here is extremely slow. Regarding the porn suggestion, I've done that once or twice when I was younger without internet, so I'm familiar with the method. But nah.

Quote by BladeSlinger
Minicaxotinho, your avatar is fuckin killing me
Why.

Quote by i_lovemetallica
Are you in jail?
No.

Quote by TobusRex
The internet is for losers. I prefer using "a series of tubes".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes
lol

Quote by theguitarist
Are you reading stuff or do you still have regular computer access so just download bunch on weekends or do you have some other activities to pass the time?
All my books are on the pc, and I come home late, then have dinner, then spend an hour with my aunt watching tv (I'd feel like a scum if I went right back in my room after dinner), then sleep. Also, can't download much because the internet is too slow. To pass the time I've been playing violin a little and drawing, but again, almost 0 free time.

Quote by smithy15493
How do you keep up with the latest memes? What if a meme comes out on Monday then you've gotta wait till Saturday to be involved, that sucks
I'm getting shafted hard in the meme department.

Quote by mattgreen2205
smithy15493 I had to delete Instagram from my phone due to lack of memory so I've reduced my meme intake by nearly 50%. I feel surprisingly ok still but it's only been a few days.
Since when is Instagram the prime source of memes? What did I miss?

Quote by MurrcuryFoxx
I once went 18 years with out internet. (other than at school) Buying my first internet was the coolest adult thing I ever did.
Oh I, too, remember when I got my first internet.

Quote by UltimateGuizar
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I don't know man, the world is a crazy place.
Last edited by Minicaxotinho at Jan 21, 2017,
#28
If I could give you free super fast unlimited internet where you are would you have sex with my best friend who is literally a model?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#29
Quote by Pastafarian96
If I could give you free super fast unlimited internet where you are would you have sex with my best friend who is literally a model?
YE... What's the catch?

Hmm... Literally... a model... hmm.......
#30
I get to watch the entire sex thing go down in person and add commentary and the internet is almost entirely filtered except for Wikipedia articles and the pit
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#31
Quote by JustRooster
What do you jerk off to?

Bastard.
You stole my question.


Hmmmm.

With no internet, and therefor, not porn, I bet that 75 year old grandma across the street is starting to look good isn't she?
#32
Quote by Pastafarian96
I get to watch the entire sex thing go down in person and add commentary and the internet is almost entirely filtered except for Wikipedia articles and the pit
Oh... Yeah sure
#33
Quote by CodeMonk
With no internet, and therefor, not porn, I bet that 75 year old grandma across the street is starting to look good isn't she?
Ew no.
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