#1
I've been so much of a pussy, social animal to try this until now.... Spin in front of the mirror a dozen times


Until nothing happened.
Some see the glass half full, others see the glass half empty. Me? I see that the glass is refillable.
Last edited by NewDayHappy at Jan 15, 2017,
#2
You have to do this in a bathroom at midnight with the lights off.
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#6
I'm starting to wish you'd stop making threads.
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#8
Quote by NewDayHappy
I've been so much of a pussy, social animal to try this until now.... Spin in front of the mirror a dozen times


Until nothing happened.


That isn't how it's done. You damn kids today don't know how to do shit except Minecraft.

Here's how it's done. You turn off the lights in the room (has to have a mirror). You chant "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary" and turn on the lights. If done correctly you will quickly be slaughtered by a vengeful ghost with a butcher knife. Go try it now...I'll wait.
#11
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That isn't how it's done. You damn kids today don't know how to do shit except Minecraft.

Here's how it's done. You turn off the lights in the room (has to have a mirror). You chant "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary" and turn on the lights. If done correctly you will quickly be slaughtered by a vengeful ghost with a butcher knife. Go try it now...I'll wait.


Go and give us a demonstration. Post vids also
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#12
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No idea what the hell you're on about it but its a great drink
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#13
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No idea what the hell you're on about it but its a great drink


Caesar > Bloody Mary
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#14
doesn't work.

try it with "blodey, blodey" tho...
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#15
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Is this a movie thing?
I should start watching movies again.

You should watch Frozen
#17
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#18


I'd love one right now, but I have to go to work soon.
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#20
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I've heard it, about 25,000 times. I usually go to a different room when the kiddies put on a movie.

I was assuming something along those lines on account of you being a dad
#21
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I was assuming something along those lines on account of you being a dad


Yeah, the only good thing was they went through the Swedish and English versions in periods, so at least there was a bit of a change every now and then.
#26
NewThreadAwful

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#28
nah

...modes and scales are still useless.


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