Brainless Celeb Asshole of the year award nominations being accepted

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#1
My nomination for BCAOTY is Ariana Grande. First she records herself licking donuts and saying "I hate Americans. I hate America". Okay, sure. Nothing wrong with some good old fashioned America hate, I guess. But you don't lick donuts and put them back you filthy bitch.


That was way back in 2015. Surely she's learned her lesson. Nope. Now she's bitching about being "sexually objectified". She RESENTS being treated "like a piece of meat".

She does 100 shows a year wearing little more than a smile, shaking her ass in front of thousands of horny young kids (kids with horrible musical taste)....and has the nerve to complain when she's objectified? This bitch has been trying to turn herself into a walking masturbation fantasy as long as I've been aware of her.

PS Ariana,
Call me.
PPS
Check out the name of the video and the person who posted it, hehe

#3
well, brains are not actually located in the anus/sphincter of homosapiens

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#4
Don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining about her shaking her ass. I have to admit....I like the ass shaking. What I don't like is how dumb she is. What a hypocritical, and forgive me for stealing this word from my Aussie mates, cunt.
#5
ariana is bae
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#7
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Ariana basically started the resurgence of incest porn



Naw. Danny Bonaduce.
#8
this guys posts belong in the dead cringe thread
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#9
Ashley Judd, she's got my vote.. For the moment but celebs never cease to partake of the highest levels of dumb****ery, so perhaps someone will surpass her.
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#10
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Ariana basically started the resurgence of incest porn


Uh what
My God, it's full of stars!
#11
fuck me harder daddy
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#13
PS
Ariana,
Call me.
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#14
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Uh what


She looks mad young, very popular + searches for Ariana Grande fake porn has skyrocketed. While the creepy 'brother and sister bang sessions' on pornhub were always there, they are massive and varied now. I'm talking aunts nephews brothers fathers mothers sisters step sons babysitters dogs. Uncles!

All fucking.

Not actual incest porn. Just the idea of it.

Maybe actual incest porn too. I don't keep tabs on that though.
#15
TIL: Old people make shitty threads.


TIL: severed watches incest porn.
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#16
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She looks mad young, very popular + searches for Ariana Grande fake porn has skyrocketed. While the creepy 'brother and sister bang sessions' on pornhub were always there, they are massive and varied now. I'm talking aunts nephews brothers fathers mothers sisters step sons babysitters dogs. Uncles!

All fucking.

Not actual incest porn. Just the idea of it.

Maybe actual incest porn too. I don't keep tabs on that though.


Can I join your asylum? It seems like a lot more fun than mine.
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#17
I read about it in the paper this morning I swear

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#18
I'm all about that insect porn



aww yeah

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#19
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She looks mad young, very popular + searches for Ariana Grande fake porn has skyrocketed. While the creepy 'brother and sister bang sessions' on pornhub were always there, they are massive and varied now. I'm talking aunts nephews brothers fathers mothers sisters step sons babysitters dogs. Uncles!

All fucking.

Not actual incest porn. Just the idea of it.

Maybe actual incest porn too. I don't keep tabs on that though.
But what does that have to do with Ariana Venti®?
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#20
She isn't a venti, that's more Meghan Trainors size tbh.
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#21
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She isn't a venti, that's more Meghan Trainors size tbh.

That's what I get for just copypasting a size off the starbucks list, I guess.

Who is Meghan Trainor anyway?
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#22
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That's what I get for just copypasting a size off the starbucks list, I guess.

Who is Meghan Trainor anyway?


She's some fatty that ripped off Spinal Tap.
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#23
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She's some fatty that ripped off Spinal Tap.
Does she have Derek's facial hair?
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#24
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Does she have Derek's facial hair?


No but she has Nigels brain capacity.
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#25
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Who is Meghan Trainor anyway?

She's all about that bass no treble
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#27
trump. after all, he is a tv celebrity.

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#28
lol OP so butthurt over celebs in 2017 just lol

i can't wait for his next thread on the "brainless" Kardashians...
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#29
Hey Ariana Grande is a genius she invented those cat headphones.
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#30
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Hey Ariana Grande is a genius she invented those cat headphones.

The ones from that Josie & the Pussycats movie?
#33
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She looks mad young, very popular + searches for Ariana Grande fake porn has skyrocketed. While the creepy 'brother and sister bang sessions' on pornhub were always there, they are massive and varied now. I'm talking aunts nephews brothers fathers mothers sisters step sons babysitters dogs. Uncles!

All fucking.

Not actual incest porn. Just the idea of it.

Maybe actual incest porn too. I don't keep tabs on that though.

"I don't keep tabs on it," he said, after giving us all of the details.
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#34
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"I don't keep tabs on it," he said, after giving us all of the details.


More like keeps loads of tabs open on it, eh? eh? amrite?
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#35
Why does tobus post like a cringey 14 year old
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#36
So you are assuming that some celebs do have brains?

That is a little far-fetched, I think.
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#37
anyway dangerous woman is a great album
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#38
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So you'll understand it
#39
She's the hardest working human on earth though

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#40
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Don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining about her shaking her ass. I have to admit....I like the ass shaking. What I don't like is how dumb she is. What a hypocritical, and forgive me for stealing this word from my Aussie mates, cunt.
Don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like this is exactly how single, frisky old men rant.
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