#1
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/01/16/lindsay-lohan-may-have-converted-to-islam-because-of-course.html



“The world’s second largest-religion is receiving a revolutionary re-branding, courtesy of the star of such films as Mean Girls, The Canyons, and Herbie: Fully Loaded. Lindsay Lohan, already the celebrity face of over-tanning, cautionary tales, and making a major humanitarian crisis about you, is allegedly adding Islam to her packed roster.

Over the weekend, the convert formally known as LiLo changed her Instagram bio to “Alaikum salam,” an Arabic greeting that translates to “and unto you peace.” This greeting falls under the umbrella of proper Islamic etiquette, leading many believers to assume that Lohan has embraced the faith. The actress also deleted all of her posts on the social media platform, possibly under the impression that sponsored content and bikini selfies aren’t halal.”
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#2
You are fake news.
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#3
She's been brainwashed by ISIS and will use her celebrity influence to get them more recruits!

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#4
b r a d t h r e a d
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#5
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#7
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#15
inb4 this is the sequel to freaky friday where a hollywood actress switches bodies with an imam
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Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#17
it's like when you're crashing your car into the median and so you overcorrect and run off the road
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