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#1
What's your score??
How pure are you?
Are you a basement dweller (high score) or an Ivy league slayer (low score) ?
Caution: This is not a bucket list. Completion of all items on this test will likely result in death.

http://www.ricepuritytest.com/


I got 71
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#2
44
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#3
28
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#6
Dreadnought

sorry i'm not into beastiality... or meth
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#12
Quote by Dreadnought
how tho
something something have only been in one (LD) relationship helps a lot
#14
19.....

Wow.... I've done some shit apparently...

Edit: Forgot I did one of the things on the list. Took it again. My score went down even more....
“The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.” ― Neil deGrasse Tyson

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Last edited by DamienEx1021 at Jan 19, 2017,
#16
91

Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
Jackal58 Dreadnought

Oh good, I am not the only one with a score below 40...
“The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.” ― Neil deGrasse Tyson

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#18
Quote by DamienEx1021
Jackal58 Dreadnought

Oh good, I am not the only one with a score below 40...

38 for me

my lack of run-in's with the police really cost me lol
#19
84

~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#21
Quote by Will Lane
27?
Are you sure you didn't take the test backwards? Because this is the exact opposite of what I was expecting from you lol.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#23
Quote by Diamond Dave
38 for me

my lack of run-in's with the police really cost me lol


I have had the police called on my and had them question me, but never had the cuffs or arrested because guess what, I didn't do anything!
“The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.” ― Neil deGrasse Tyson

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#26
37, is that good or bad?
Gibson SG 2016 1960's Tribute
Fender Standard Stratocaster
Marshall DSL100H
Marshall 1960B 4x12
ProCo Rat 2
#28
Quote by ultimate-slash
99

And that sip of beer I had still haunts me to this day

I mean, it was shandy, but still...
#29
Quote by K'Nuckles
25, is that bad?

Also "Ingested someone else’s genital secretion?" lmao


vs. spitting

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I an evety characyer in this story
#31
Who the fuck has 'kissed for more than two hours consecutively'?
Last edited by matt bickerton at Jan 20, 2017,
#33
86
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#34
Quote by matt bickerton
Who the fuck has 'kissed for more than two hours consecutively?'


have u never had a long make out sesh

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#35
Quote by theguitarist
86


i thought you'd be way lower

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#36
Quote by theguitarist
86
Quote by EndTheRapture51
i thought you'd be way lower
Same, wtf?

This is the same guy who had his wife take a picture of him sitting naked on the couch with only a laptop covering his junk, right?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#38
76

Pure but not too pure

Still too pure for my liking though
I have nothing important to say
#40
Quote by EndTheRapture51
i thought you'd be way lower


like imagine that I'm in some super conservative religion, even though I'm not and have never been and am actually atheist and am instead extremely open minded about everything, so it's basically that all my restrictions are self-imposed but mentally I'm still a huge pervert, which I express online and so people who know me online figure I outwardly express that too, but I don't and people who know me in the real world are presented with a blank robot with ambiguous desires and feelings.

Quote by Joshua Garcia
Same, wtf?

This is the same guy who had his wife take a picture of him sitting naked on the couch with only a laptop covering his junk, right?


???
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
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