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Welcome in to the magic land, so glad you could make it today
For three decades your life has spanned and pure, you have stayed
Noble protector of the cause, your resistance deserves applause
Here is your silky cape and you already grew a beard
Trill your hands in a triangle shape, cast the speak of the unsheared

You're a fairy fairy, fairy my friend, I'd say you're very fairy like

I'm gunna be a wizard a wizard oh ya, girls stay away don't lead me astray
Gunna be a wizard, a wizard oh ya, it's easy okay just stay away

Now in the world I've made for me, I lock it up and toss out the key
Unbreakable wall of penitentiary, seductive antics I'll never see
Bed sheets soiled with pizza sauce, mystical future it is my boss
Gunna leave life to the ring toss, turn every win to a magical loss

I'm gunna be a wizard a wizard oh ya, girls stay away don't lead me astray
Gunna be a wizard, a wizard oh ya, it's easy okay just stay away

Now I'm trained in Wizardology, life experience is the only fee
Abracadabra on the cue, snowy mountains are small in view
Gunna take a jog to the tallest tower, magic runs like a witch's shower
Frosty mitts chilled to the bone, for this every minute's been spent alone

I. Am. A Wizard.