#1
Happy birthday whywefight I got you this image of a dude pulling off a sick wheelie with some other not important stuff going on because I didn't know what else to get you but the mods might remove it so I may have gotten you nothing.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#2
Happy birthday, my man. I got you nothing since it was so short notice..
Skip the username, call me Billy
#5
happy birthday!

brb heading out to pick up ur cake


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#9
What you didn't see was the botched landing, the six weeks in intensive care, and the 9 months of learning to walk again.

Happy Birthday, whywefight
#10
Happy birthday

I'm going to say I had many many drinks for you, and only you, not that it's Australia day here or anything
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#12
"Why We Fight" is the 9th episode of Band of Brothers. It follows Easy Company partaking in the occupation of Germany, as well as liberating a Nazi Concentration Camp, all seen through the eyes of Captain Lewis Nixon.

Easy company is finally in Germany and are finally pushing the Germans back further than ever. Nothing could be better, some soldiers already saying the war is over. Captain Nixon, however, has become pessimistic. His men die jumping in to the occupied country and things back home aren't looking bright for him either. But Nixon and the others soon find out there is something more sinister in the dark and they soon realise the Nazis are worse than they'd ever dreamed

The episode opens with Easy supervising the cleanup of a German village; local German citizens are removing the rubble of houses and buildings from the street. A string quartet is playing a somber piece by Beethoven. Luz, Perconte, Liebgott, Webster, and Randleman are sitting on the second floor of a house overseeing the progress when Nixon joins them.

A flashback shows Easy arriving in Germany, near Munich. Captain Lewis Nixon returns to his unit obviously upset: he had made a combat jump with the 17th Airborne division, and his plane was destroyed shortly after he jumped, killing all the paratroopers on board. While Nixon reflects angrily on the unenviable task of informing the families of the men who were killed, Winters confronts his friend about his excessive drinking. He also informs Nixon that he will be demoted. A replacement, Patrick O'Keefe, is sent to an outpost with Sgt. Perconte. O'Keefe hasn't seen any combat and his positive attitude offends the hardened Perconte who lashes out harshly in a verbal tirade. Nixon also informs Winters and Speirs that President Franklin D. Roosevelt has died back in America. The next day, Nixon receives a letter from his wife; she is asking him for a divorce.

The company is sent to Landsberg, Germany, where they set up Battalion HQ and oversee the surrender of 300,000 German soldiers. Nixon enters a German house uninvited and breaks a picture of a German officer (Wolf Kahler); the man's wife is in the house and is frightened when she spots him. Sgts. Randleman, Christenson, Perconte, and Luz are sent out on patrol, taking O'Keefe with them. Perconte asked Luz if the woods reminded him of Bastogne. On the edge of the woods they discover a German concentration camp. Perconte races back on foot to Landsberg to find Winters.

Winters and the rest of the company arrive on the scene and see first hand the horrific conditions the prisoners have been subjected to. Liebgott translates the account of one prisoner who tells them that they are all Jews and were considered "undesirable" by the Germans; musicians, clerks, artists, teachers. All the prisoners are near death or starving, many more are dead and corpses litter the area, lie dead in shacks where they were quartered or are stuffed into rail cars. Easy rushes back into the village of Landsberg and gathers food and water for the survivors & distribute it to them. However, they are stopped by Col. Sink and the battalion surgeon, who tell them that the survivors need to be closely monitored during their recovery. The prisoners are forced to remain inside the barbed wire fence of the camp, to prevent them leaving the area and scattering without proper medical treatment, an announcement which Liebgott is ordered to make and does so with great reluctance.

That evening, back at battalion HQ, Winters tells Nixon that camps like the one they found are being uncovered all over Eastern Europe. Winters speaks of a camp ten times larger that was liberated a few weeks before by the Russian Army. He also says that local Germans will participate in the cleanup operations, which will begin the next morning and will involve the exhumation of Jewish bodies and the disposal of them. One of the women involved is the same woman whose house Nixon had entered uninvited.

The episode returns to the moment where the German village is being cleaned up. Nixon announces to his fellow Easy members that Hitler has committed suicide, but the war is not over yet. Easy Company has been ordered to the Eagle's Nest in Berchtesgaden. Webster bitterly says Hitler should've killed himself three years ago and saved everyone the trouble. Nixon agrees but since he didn't, they must move out.
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Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls
Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square
Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair
#13
kalypto
10/10 post, would ignore again
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#14
I read the entire post. I was thoroughly entertained during my poop
#15
We should start a thread for people to post stuff to entertain other UGers while they poop
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#16
hbd, fite me betch
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#17
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We should start a thread for people to post stuff to entertain other UGers while they poop

best. idea. ever.
#19
HBD got this for ya on bluray

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#20
k.lainad
fucking liar

that's a dvd

who do you think you're fooling
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#21
Happy belated birthday.
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#22
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We should start a thread for people to post stuff to entertain other UGers while they poop


DO IT

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k.lainad

who do you think you're fooling


The birthday boy obviously
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#24
HBD dude
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#25
Happy birthday!
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#26
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Happy birthday

I'm going to say I had many many drinks for you, and only you, not that it's Australia day here or anything


I thought you bastards drank when the sun went up or down?