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#2
You

Because reasons
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#5
Queen Latifah because the world needs more strong, independent black womans who don't need no man.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
The Pope

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#7
Quote by EndTheRapture51
The Pope

Which one?

I feel like St Peter may be a bit far gone.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#8
Fred Phelps if he were still alive, otherwise whoever took his place as leader of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Quote by EndTheRapture51
The Pope


Nah this current Pope is the sorta guy who'd probably be ok with it. Pope Benedict would've been a good choice. Dude was so orthodox & uptight you couldn't get a pin up his ass with a jack hammer.
#10
I wish I was gay. Gay men seem so happy & interesting, Maybe I am gay already?
Some see the glass half full, others see the glass half empty. Me? I see that the glass is refillable.
#12
Quote by smithy15493
Your father because then you wouldn't have been born WAHEYYYY

jk lol




Instead of pictures of me & the family, there would be giant portraits of naked male models around the house.
Some see the glass half full, others see the glass half empty. Me? I see that the glass is refillable.
#13
would they be gay with me or is this just a general "lets switch them up just because"

former is ryan gosling, I'm pretty sure I just watch his stuff because he's cute.
latter idk. probably some big anti-gay public figure.

Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Ryan Gosling


That is not my final answer, Regis. Lemme compile a short listing of three hundred pages


-_-
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#14
How would it work with other sexual preferences?

Like, would a pedo just like kids of their own gender, or would they stop being pedos? What would happen if you made a gay gay? Would it de-gay them, or make them extra gay?
#15
trump

his supporters would finally hate him
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#16
Alex Jones.

...

"They're turning the frogs GAY"
"I feel like a one legged cat trying to bury a turd in a frozen pond."

DANMARK ØDELÆGGER ALLE
#17
Quote by whywefight
oh also feel free to post whatever freaky fan fiction you might find or create about your choice, as long as it abides by pit rules and does not involve me


This is a story I wrote for whoomit years ago.


It was a dark and stormy night. Gwen Stefani was sitting on the couch in her living room. She was completely bored out of her mind. There was nothing good on TV, no good parties to attend, and no required photo shoots. It's not that she minded the downtime between media appearances and touring. In fact, she quite enjoyed it. However, there were bound to be some nights like this where there was simply nothing to do.

"Man, if only I had someone here to hang with. At this point, I'd even kidnap someone just for the company."

Unfortunately, this would require leaving the house, and on that sort of night, this wasn't really a practical option for her. She might get wet in the rain or something. But... what if someone were to come to her?

Just then, a loud rumble came grumbling up from Gwen's stomach. It was already almost 8, and she still had not had dinner yet. And that's when it hit her: why not order a pizza? It was perfect really. That way she could get a pizza, and then she could bring the delivery person in to play cards or something.

Gwen grabbed her phone book and found the number for her favorite local pizza parlor, Tony’s Pizza. What a generic name for a pizza parlor! But they had the best pizza you could find in these parts. To be fair, that wasn’t saying much, since everybody knows that the best pizza can only be found within about 50 miles or so of New York City. But Tony himself had grown up in Brooklyn, so he knew a thing or two about actually making pizza the right way.

She dialed the phone and ordered a large pizza with garlic, olives, and fried steak. About 23 minutes and 19 seconds later, she heard a knock at the door. She rushed down to the door and opened it up. The pizza delivery girl looked to be about 24 years old. She had short cropped brown hair and looked to be about 5’4”.

“Oh wow, aren’t you Gwen Stefani? I’m not really a fan of your music, but it’s still cool to deliver pizza to a famous person. Well anyway, that will be $17.52, tip not included.”

“Hey, what are you doing tonight?” Gwen asked.

“Umm… This was my last delivery for the night. After this, I actually don’t have anything planned.”

“Interesting…” Gwen said with a devious looking smirk. “I’m terribly bored here. Why don’t you come in and keep me company?”

“Oh gee, really? Wow, wait until I tell my friends that I was hanging out with Gwen Stefani!”

“By the way, what is your name?”

“Monica.”

“Well it’s nice to meet you, Monica. Come on in!”

Monica came in. Gwen took her to the couch and Monica put the pizza down on the table.

“Do you want to watch anything on TV, Monica?”

“Do you have any good porn channels?”

Gwen was really taken off guard by this. All she could manage to say was “lol wut.”

“lol wut.”

“Oh, umm…” Monica wasn’t really sure what to say at this point.

“But yeah, I guess we could watch porn.”

With that Gwen picked up the remote and turned on the television and switched to a porn channel. There was some stuff on it. They watched porn for about ten minutes. Just then, Gwen realized that the pizza was still just sitting there in the unopened box. She opened the box and took out a slice.

“Hey Monica, you can some if you want. Help yourself.”

Monica leaned in towards Gwen and took a big bite out of the slice right there in the pop star’s hand. Gwen gave her a funny look, but she just ignored it as she took the slice away and finished it off in two more bites. Gwen reached down to get another slice, but Monica was too quick: she grabbed the exact slice Gwen was reaching for and devoured it in two bites.

Gwen reached in to grab another slice, but Monica smacked her hand away. At this point Gwen was starting to get pretty ticked off.

“What’s your deal?”

“You sai…” Monica paused and swallowed the pizza in her mouth with a loud gulp. “You said that I could ‘help [myself],’ didn’t you?”

“Yeah but, that didn’t mean that you can eat it all!”

“But I want the whole thing for myself. You’re not being a very good host.”

Gwen was a bit surprised by this. She hadn’t expected for Monica to literally want to eat it all.

“So you’re trying to tell me that you’re going to eat a whole large pizza… by yourself?”

“Of course.”

Could this girl really eat the whole pizza by herself? That would really be something.

“Well Monica, I’ll tell you what. Let’s make a bet. If you can really finish that whole pizza, I’ll do you a favor. If you can’t, you’ll do may a favor.”

“What kind of favor?”

“I don’t know. I suppose anything within reason really. Do we have ourselves a deal then?”

“You’re on. I’m so going to win this bet!”

With that Monica continued shoving pizza into her mouth, but even faster than before. Within another 10 minutes, she managed to stuff the remaining slices down into her now bloated tummy. Gwen couldn’t believe it. She had really done it!

“Well then, it looks like I win the bet, Ms. Stefani. Now for that favor… I want you to vacuum this whole living room.”

“What? Vacuum… my… living room?” Gwen was really surprised by this. After all, it was a very strange request. “May I ask… why exactly is it that you want me to do that?”

“I don’t know. I just think it would be fun to watch. Maybe I have some sort of bizarre vacuuming fetish.”

There was no arguing with it. A bet was a bet after all, and despite how strange the request was, it was certainly within reason. Gwen went off to the other room to grab her vacuum.

When Gwen returned she vacuumed the whole room. The whole time, Monica just sat there and smiled. It was a really quirky looking smile. In fact, you could say that it was borderline creepy. Once Gwen finished vacuuming, Monica got up without a word and left.

Gwen never saw Monica ever again, but to this day she is still very confused about what went on that dark and stormy night.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#19
Quote by slapsymcdougal
How would it work with other sexual preferences?

Like, would a pedo just like kids of their own gender, or would they stop being pedos? What would happen if you made a gay gay? Would it de-gay them, or make them extra gay?

I think it would break the gaytime continuum
#20
Quote by NewDayHappy
I wish I was gay. Gay men seem so happy & interesting, Maybe I am gay already?


Only one way to find out


Quote by slapsymcdougal
What would happen if you made a gay gay? Would it de-gay them, or make them extra gay?


I think it would depend on how gay they already are. There is normal gay dudes and gay dudes you'd never know where gay then there is the Elton Johns level of gay. If Elton John was any gayer I'm pretty sure he'd just turn into a chick.
They can't stop us Let 'em try For heavy metal We will die!
#21
DONALD TRUMP
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#22
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Ryan Gosling


That is not my final answer, Regis. Lemme compile a short listing of three hundred pages


WTF? NO! I like my Ryan Gosling pulling cute chicks and destroying bad guys in elevators while wearing macho scorpion jackets.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#23
I didn't say he had to play gay characters (NPH, anyone?), and at any case you've just described plenty of gay dudes.
#26
Skepta

Quote by kalypto
why would i want to do that


do it u pussy.
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#27
everyone's a little queer/why can't she be a little straightΔ




#29
Quote by MurrcuryFoxx
Only one way to find out


I think it would depend on how gay they already are. There is normal gay dudes and gay dudes you'd never know where gay then there is the Elton Johns level of gay. If Elton John was any gayer I'm pretty sure he'd just turn into a chick.


I've experimented before in the past, enjoyed it. With the right guy definitely.
Some see the glass half full, others see the glass half empty. Me? I see that the glass is refillable.
#31
One of my friends so another one of my friends will have sex with her

They'd make a super cute couple
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#32
Quote by seventh_angel
Oh, in that case Arnold Schwarzenegger. Just sounds like a funny idea.

Also, I second Trump.

So the average muscle bound Teuton
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#33
Quote by NewDayHappy
I wish I was gay. Gay men seem so happy & interesting, Maybe I am gay already?


If that's a requirement, you definitely aren't gay.









#34
Quote by drdoom8793
If that's a requirement, you definitely aren't gay.











Definitely not. I am happy though.

Can we reverse this thread though? Any gay people you wish werent gay?
Some see the glass half full, others see the glass half empty. Me? I see that the glass is refillable.
#36
Lana Parrilla....

For science...
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#40
Why not the option of making someone gayER?

I'd choose Elton John. I want to see gay on "11".
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