Poll: BUTTcrack
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hot
10 38%
trashy
16 62%
Voters: 26.
#1
when a little bit of crack is showing do you like it or nah
Check out my band Disturbed
#2
On a girl yes very much
On a dude no thanks
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#3
cash me ousside smoke crack erry day how bow dah

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#4
depends on the girl etc.
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#5
Quote by jakesmellspoo
depends on the girl etc.


pull the fencepost out of your crack and pick a side, Hanoi Jane
Check out my band Disturbed
#6
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#7
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pull the fencepost out of your crack and pick a side, Hanoi Jane


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#8
butts are fascinating




#9
I eat butts
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#11
No most of the time because most people are not hot girls.
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#12
Nah the bottom of the cheeks are the good part of the butt not the crack
#13
Quote by TheChaz
Nah the bottom of the cheeks are the good part of the butt not the crack

But you don't put your dick in the bottom of the cheeks.
"Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things."
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#14
I find it hot and trashy but I find trashy kinda hot.
They can't stop us Let 'em try For heavy metal We will die!
#16
only if it's OP's

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#18
Both tbh
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#19
Only on a woman and only if she's fit, even better if a little cheek is showing
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#21
Trashy but im still partial on an hourly basis. Heres my favourite recipe.

MATERIALS:
1.) Lighter
2.) Glass Beaker
3.) Distilled Water
4.) Baking Soda
5.) Rubbing Alcohol


PREPARATION:
1.) Mix four-parts of coke to one-part of baking soda
in glass beaker. (Yes, that IS a 4:1 ratio) I've done it
by eye & found it's good not to exceed a 3:1 ratio.

2.) Begin adding a few drops of distilled water to the
mix, adding only enough to turn the powder into a
muddy sludge-like consistency. WARNING: Do NOT
add too much water or your coke will not harden up
in the cooling process.

3.) Drench the cotton ball with rubbing alcohol in a
thick metal or ceramic dish. Add only enough to
completely saturate the ball.

THE COOKING PROCESS,
PART 1:
1.) Use the lighter to ignite the alcohol in the cotton
ball.
2.) While the cotton ball is burning, heat the
coke-sludge by swirling the beaker above the tip of
the flame.
3.) Continue swirling until the substance comes to a
boil, then remove it from the flame to cool.
When your substance has cooled it should form a
clump of solid "rock-bubbles."

PART 2:
4.) Add more distilled water to the beaker, enough to
stand about 1/4 inch above the hardened bubbles.
5.) Re-heat the substance in the beaker. When
thoroughly heated you will see a yellow mass
floating in the center of the water as you continue to
swirl the beaker.
You don't need to boil it, just heat it up until the
hardened bubbles melt into a yellow coke-mass.

THE COOLING PROCESS:
1.) Once melted, remove the substance from the
flame.
2.) Continue swirling the beaker, (trying to keep the
yellow coke-blob in the center as you swirl) until the
water in the beaker has completely cooled.
3.) You should now have a solid yellow rock tinkling
around in your glass beaker. Remove the rock and
cut to desired proportions.

4.) Enjoy!!!: -)
#22
*starts scratching uncontrollably* Y'all got anymore of them choices?
Thank you #21! Tim Duncan!!!
#23
I dont mind a bit of whale tail but crack im not too into.
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