Poll: How Old Were You When You Masturbated For The First Time?
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View poll results: How Old Were You When You Masturbated For The First Time?
Male: 10 or younger
10 16%
Male: 11
15 25%
Male: 12
10 16%
Male: 13
8 13%
Male: 14
6 10%
Male: 15
1 2%
Male: 16
0 0%
Male: 17
1 2%
Male: 18
1 2%
Male: 19
0 0%
Male: 20 or older
4 7%
Female: 10 or younger
1 2%
Female: 11
0 0%
Female: 12
0 0%
Female: 13
0 0%
Female: 14
0 0%
Female: 15
1 2%
Female: 16
0 0%
Female: 17
0 0%
Female: 18
0 0%
Female: 19
0 0%
Female: 20 or older
3 5%
Voters: 61.
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#2
ive never masturbated i have sex since 13every day.
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#3
as far back as i can remember tbh
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#4
Hard to say. I was pretty young, and I remember it pretty well. No clue how old I was.

I remember being more shocked than pleasured
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#5
right now, when I saw OP's mom

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#7
Still vividly remember it lmao
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#8
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Hard to say. I was pretty young, and I remember it pretty well. No clue how old I was.

I remember being more shocked than pleasured


This.

I didn't even know what the fuck I was doing, also didn't discover pr0n until wayyyyyyy later down the road,
couldn't have been older than 11.
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#9
Are we talking 'to completion' or 'boy howdy, that sure feels swell*'?


*Pun intended
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#10
oh wow, 9 or 10 now that i think about it....


........


i used to try to draw boobs a lot......

guys i think I'm one of those sex addicts.

minus all the sex.

does that qualify me for some form of disability?
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#12
I don't know how exactly how old I was maybe like 11 or 12 but I remember I was pretty shocked at how much and fast it all came out.
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#13
What's up with your gender specific poll threads?
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#14
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I know, this poll is no good without the other 38
#16
I think I was a jack off prodigy. I started my ascent to mastery while still in the womb, I'm told. When my head passed through on the way out of my mother, the doctors couldn't understand why I was squinting so much...until the rest of me came out.

Pretty sure I reached grandmaster stage somewhere around age 7.
#17
I think I was 12, I recall the event tho, I'd kinda discovered that humping my pillow felt really good, and then I realised I could do the same thing to keep the sensation going, and after multiple times I realised a sticky fluid came out.

13 years and myriad crusty bed sheets later, here we are.
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#18
11. I learned what the word "wanking" meant so I thought I'd try it out.
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#19
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11. I learned what the word "wanking" meant so I thought I'd try it out.

When I was younger everyone who said wanker also did that gesture where it looked like you were tugging off your forehead, so it took me a while to make the connection.
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#21
i was about nine years old and i used to sleep with a lot of teddy bears, i used to sort of gyrate on them, there was no penetration involved i just liked the feeling of rubbing them against my pussy, as i got older and i realised what i was doing i started to get a bit more adventurous
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#23
13 and I still remember the video lol. Eva Angelina. What a babe.
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#24
While on the topic....

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#25
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i was about nine years old and i used to sleep with a lot of teddy bears, i used to sort of gyrate on them, there was no penetration involved i just liked the feeling of rubbing them against my pussy, as i got older and i realised what i was doing i started to get a bit more adventurous
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#26
I did it once when I turned 18 and have resisted the devil's temptation of self-sin ever since
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#27
I used to google image search stuff like 'sexy guitar', and 'hot guitar' and then scroll through several results pages to find maybe two images of shitty magazine covers with nude women posing with les pauls covering their genitals because I didnt know about clearing your search history and I thought I could explain away these searches if they were ever discovered as me just looking at cool guitars.
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#28
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not old enough to ejaculate lol


This tbh
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#29
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I used to google image search stuff like 'sexy guitar', and 'hot guitar' and then scroll through several results pages to find maybe two images of shitty magazine covers with nude women posing with les pauls covering their genitals because I didnt know about clearing your search history and I thought I could explain away these searches if they were ever discovered as me just looking at cool guitars.


Just read Guitar World magazine, especially the holiday issues. You won't even need to scroll down.
#30
This thread prompted me to do it for the first time.
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#31
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I used to google image search stuff like 'sexy guitar', and 'hot guitar' and then scroll through several results pages to find maybe two images of shitty magazine covers with nude women posing with les pauls covering their genitals because I didnt know about clearing your search history and I thought I could explain away these searches if they were ever discovered as me just looking at cool guitars.


I decided to google this




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#32
Quote by Gatecrasher53
I used to google image search stuff like 'sexy guitar', and 'hot guitar' and then scroll through several results pages to find maybe two images of shitty magazine covers with nude women posing with les pauls covering their genitals because I didnt know about clearing your search history and I thought I could explain away these searches if they were ever discovered as me just looking at cool guitars.
lol

i remember clearing search history being one of the earliest things i learned in regards to internetting.

until one day in middle school where Internet Explorer did an update that moved the location of "clear history/cookies" and i freaked out and went to lay on my bed and stare at the ceiling until my dad inevitably found out.

i once had to serve an hour of detention in middle school because some idiot used the pc logged in under my name to print black and white pictures of Carmen Electra. i had left it unattended because of a fire drill.
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#33
I'm only guessing but I think it was around 10-11. Maybe even younger. I remember I used to just rub up on things...What's really strange is I can't remember the first time there was ejaculate
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#34
I was either 11 or 12. I remember when I first ejaculated. I wasn't even sure why I was doing it, I was just so inexplicably compelled to. It just felt kinda good, and then it felt better and better. I was almost prepared to go to the bathroom because it felt like I needed to pee but it was like the pee felt really thick and felt really good and then I realized from sex ed what was happening. Kinda weird to think about looking back.
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#35
25


so last month
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#36
I know I was later than most. It was freshman year in high school and I remember it really well, even the way I felt when I was at school the next day. Like I was superior or something lol. But I also remember in middle school my friends sort of talking about it but I just never figured it out until later. Also not having high speed internet until sophomore year probably didn't help. but yea, even when it happened I still didn't quite know what happened.
#37
I think I might've been 11 or 12. I remember I started feeling a nut creeping up and stopped because I had no idea what the hell was going on. Then the next day I decided fuck it let's just see what happens. Of the few good decisions I've ever made, that was one of them
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#38
I was 11 and in the laundry which also had a toilet in it and I had stroked it a little bit but this was the first time I kept going with it and it felt amazing and I finished and I could barely stand up because I was unfit as all hell and it drained me of energy, but not semen.
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