Poll: is sex fuckin weird?
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yeah kinda tbh
38 73%
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Voters: 52.
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#1
put aside the fact that it's great


is sex weird? you connect at the hips and wiggle around for a while until you secrete a liquid. how bizarre is that?
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#2


and yes it is weird and sticky and gross but damned if my week hasn't been ruined by a lack of it
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#3
StewieSwan

Clearly, the people you're having sex with are weird......

Or you're the weird one.

JK
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#4
ikr, and we're one of the few species that does that shit for fun. What are we thinking!?
#5
It is weird I guess. Inflatable man parts going into woman cavern.

Kind of neat how the sensation is unique, though, and you get to share it simultaneously with someone. I can't think of anything else like that.
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#6
Does masturbating count? I got caught masturbating like 5-6 times in jail. It really sucked.
#7
Nah

Even dolphins have sex for fun.

It's life's greatest pleasure
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#8
Everything's weird if you really think hard about it. Like right now, I'm typing letters on a device in order to make this post. How fucking weird is that? You are reading this post. Weird. You are breathing. Weird. It's all weird.
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#10
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Everything's weird if you really think hard about it. Like right now, I'm typing letters on a device in order to make this post. How fucking weird is that? You are reading this post. Weird. You are breathing. Weird. It's all weird.


being human is pretty fucking weird, I wish I was a cat or dog or something so I didn't have to think about all of this shit.
life is so weird and random and pointless, but beautiful and depressing at the same time.
like why tf am I even alive right now? Like what is my purpose? 42?

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indeed, all of this existential crisis talk makes me wanna go spark a blunt and forget about my pathetic sex life
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#12
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why don't girls have penises and men have vaginas


fuckin transphobe
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#13
well, I've seen sex and I think it's alright
it makes those little creatures come to life
I can laugh or I can turn away
well, I've seen sex and I think it's okay
#14
Maybe human nature in general is weird to you.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#15
felt like this disgusting slime

etc

honestly some sex related sounds make me laugh like an idiot because I'm secretly 12 years old.
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#16
Quote by StewieSwan
put aside the fact that it's great


is sex weird? you connect at the hips and wiggle around for a while until you secrete a liquid. how bizarre is that?


You can apply the same amount of edgy thinking into basically all human processes and get the same answer.
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#17
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You can apply the same amount of edgy thinking into basically all human processes and get the same answer.


woh so in light end
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#18
Quote by StewieSwan
put aside the fact that it's great


is sex weird? you connect at the hips and wiggle around for a while until you secrete a liquid. how bizarre is that?


It's far less weird than the shit we do to get it.
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#19
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woh so in light end


In this context, I'd rather come off as what you're trying to mock vs a 15 year old stoner virgin. Watch it with the edge pls
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since that promise was broken

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#20
life is dumb
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#21
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15 year old stoner virgin.


wrong
wrong
wrong


sad!
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#22
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Nah

Even dolphins have sex for fun.

It's life's greatest pleasure

Dolphins are literally one of the only other species that fuck for entertainment
It's humans and whales
#23
Fucking whales? Even I wouldn't go that far.....

E2A: Aren't dolphins also one of the only other gang raping species?
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#25
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why don't girls have penises and men have vaginas

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#26
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life is dumb
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#27
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Fucking whales? Even I wouldn't go that far.....

E2A: Aren't dolphins also one of the only other gang raping species?


"gang raping species"

Jeez, that's a new phrase, lol.
#28
Goddamnit stewie just read Camus already.
o()o

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#29
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Dolphins are literally one of the only other species that fuck for entertainment
It's humans and whales


stop ruining the magic
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#30
Sex is like taking a shit. When you don't think about its pretty normal, but when you start thinking about its like, why do we do this? Taking a crap was a bad example, but you get the point. Even though there was no point to be made.
#31
Sex can be weird I suppose depending on your fetishes.
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#32
Quote by StewieSwan
put aside the fact that it's great


is sex weird? you connect at the hips and wiggle around for a while until you secrete a liquid. how bizarre is that?


Are you assuming my species?
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#33
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Sex is like taking a shit. When you don't think about its pretty normal, but when you start thinking about its like, why do we do this? Taking a crap was a bad example, but you get the point. Even though there was no point to be made.

what's also weird is that we have these rooms in our house with bowls of water which we shit into
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#34
If you think about it, biological life is super fucking weird.

Walking meat bags with liquids and smells and shit.
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#35
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If you think about biological life is super fucking weird.

Walking meat bags with liquids and smells and shit.
Life is cooler if you think of it like this. It can get pretty humbling

it can also lead to some very strong arguments against monarchism
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#36
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Dolphins are literally one of the only other species that fuck for entertainment
It's humans and whales

Oh really?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_among_animals
#37
Sex is fucking.

Fucking weird is [insert kink shaming here, perverts].
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#38
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wrong
wrong
wrong


sad!


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Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

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once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

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#39
whenever i think about human anything i think its weird

like

what part of someone is actually that person

like their face? nah that is just their face, but not them

or what about their arm or leg that is not really them just how they move

wierd
#40
how would i know?
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being human is pretty fucking weird, I wish I was a cat or dog or something so I didn't have to think about all of this shit.
life is so weird and random and pointless, but beautiful and depressing at the same time.
like why tf am I even alive right now? Like what is my purpose? 42?


bro when cat or dog feel sad or lonely it just feel sad and lonely it doesnt run away from its emotions. they feel both sides of the magnet too you dig? life is a gift u gotta open up now. people try to figure out their purpose or how to feel secure when this is futile, there is no security and there is no purpose.. trying to feel secure in life is like trying to capture the flow of a river in a bucket.. the harder you try the worse you will do. you gotta go with the flow dawg dont think about fixed things like the past and what you think the future is dawg they don't exist, all that exists is an everlasting spacetime continuum and you are inside forever, dead or alive, u are a verse, respect homie
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