#1
let's introduce ourselves to tonight's contestants!
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#2
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Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
Quote by Joshua Garcia
32

that's numberwang!
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#5
Quote by Godsmack_IV
6.98

that's numberwang!
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#6
Did I win something?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
42
mugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmug
#9
69
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#10
This is legit from memory.

3.14159265358979323846264338327
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#11
Quote by zgr0826
This is legit from memory.

3.14159265358979323846264338327


autism
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#12
Quote by k.lainad
autism

Officially diagnosed and sheeeit
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#14
Fuck me I haven't properly watched That Mitchell and Web Look but I can remember seeing the Numberwang skit before and loving it. I finished all Peep Show not too long ago. Really is the time to get into it.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#15
i remember this

it's just as fantastic now




#16
It is?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#20
Quote by NeoMvsEu
lol

i have a free version of 2048 on my phone that functions exactly the same way 1 in 10 times i try to play it
mugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmug
#21
Quote by jakesmellspoo
lol

i have a free version of 2048 on my phone that functions exactly the same way 1 in 10 times i try to play it


Ooo, bad luck there Simon, 'jamesmellspoo' is not a number.


Btw, anyone who's lacking context here:





o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#22
Quote by zgr0826
This is legit from memory.

3.14159265358979323846264338327


But how could it be, there is a repeting 3 there...

YOU LIE
I'm just a kickin' and a gougin' in the mud and the blood and the beer.
#23
I AM NUMBERWANG, NUMBERWANG IS THE WORLD, THEREFORE I AM THE WORLD

dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#24
Guten Abend und Wilkommen zum Numberwang ;D

o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#25
Quote by EpiExplorer
Guten Abend und Wilkommen zum Numberwang ;D



Rotieren das Bret



This is literally the only time I've ever won 2048 and all I did was spam the bottom three arrow keys in a random order :|
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#27
The two autogenerated 2048 Numberwang colors are possibly worse than UG Black for people who dislike UG Black