#1
i just escaped from a secret government test lab where i've been fozen in a stasis tube for ten years.

so whats been going on.

also, give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle and any jerked meats you may have in your possession.
#2
trump is POTUS and UG now has black lives matter protests
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#5
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i just escaped from a secret government test lab.
obama promised transparency. no secrets around here
#6
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I can think of an unjerked meat you can use

i prefer jerked but i guess any kind of meat will do me. im having a major protein craving. i gotta get it in me!
#9
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good thing you and the rest of us escaped.

ya know, you're right. i like you glass-half-full types
#11
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so do you have superpowers now?

dogs typically look where i point, so yeah. i guess so
#12
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Help!!!
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i just escaped from a secret government test lab
I mean you seem to be doing pretty fine on your own.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
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I mean you seem to be doing pretty fine on your own.

except for the crippling diarrhea
#14
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except for the crippling diarrhea


It's still better than my crippling depression

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I an evety characyer in this story
#15
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
It's still better than my crippling depression

this ain't no cripple off.
i need jerky, a change of clothes and extra toilet paper.
i will settle for a small child.
#16
Quote by evildeadarmy
this ain't no cripple off.
i need jerky, a change of clothes and extra toilet paper.
i will settle for a small child.

or several calm, preferably sedated, cats.
#18
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or several calm, preferably sedated, cats.

real time sleepy cats boop
#19
If you were here I'd give you a small bag of our homemade jerky that just came out of the dehydrator this afternoon
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#20
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Use a VPN.

I did once, now i have to take penicillin every four to six months
#21
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real time sleepy cats boop

Awe, they really are natures flesh lights, arent they?
#22
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If you were here I'd give you a small bag of our homemade jerky that just came out of the dehydrator this afternoon

i found some, now i just need a ride out of this one horse town.
hey look, a horse!
#23
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Awe, they really are natures flesh lights, arent they?


This made me throw up in my mouth lol
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Piano dick had some good parts, but should have said "As the business man slowly gets boned", would have accented the whole dick feeling of the album
#24
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This made me throw up in my mouth lol

My work here is done.

AWAY I GOOOOOO!!!!
#25
Putin now rules the US with an iron fist and the world now bows down to Russia.
RIP Matt Lauer


Because i'd rather pretend you're dead than acknowledge your existence.
#26
Quote by evildeadarmy
i just escaped from a secret government test lab where i've been fozen in a stasis tube for ten years.

so whats been going on.

also, give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle and any jerked meats you may have in your possession.


Its not a motorcycle baby, its a chopper.
#30
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Putin now rules the US with an iron fist and the world now bows down to Russia.

WOLVERINES!!!!
#31
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what? Hey wait... eww you stay away from those cats!

Kittens, squirrels, chihuahuas, some fish. They're all pretty much one time use.
#32
In 1997, the bomb dropped, and the Russians took over what was America. The last bastion of freedom became a place called Lost Vegas, and Elvis was crowned King. After forty rockin' years, The King is dead. Every guitar picking, sword swinging opportunist, including Death himself, hears the call echoing across the wastelands... Vegas needs a new King.
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#33
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also, give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

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