#1
anion flashed its attraction to cation
but 


it wriggled out 
of valence, "it won't neutralize your 
          tantrums, you can
press the apple of adam
          to my lips but i won't bite


i'd rather fail plugging a tonsil."


and so the anion brandishes love apples 
         because he can't compromise 
                 a simple 
                 pronunciation,


and i began to see 
that-       
            one, adam was always the snake; 
            two, an electric dipole 
                    always implies a 
                    distance;


three, a blossom-end rot still smells
         the same regardless of what you 
         call it-
                it's the stench of a 
                weak ionic bond.
#2
anion flashed its attraction to cation
but


it wriggled out
of valence, "it won't neutralize your
tantrums, you can
press the apple of adam
to my lips but i won't bite


i'd rather fail plugging a tonsil."


and so the he brandishes love apples
because he can't compromise
a simple
pronunciation,


Cut out the anion repeat and leave it trail off here and it's the best thing I've read in a month.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER