#1
Please help!!!

I work for a marketing agency and I need to come up with a tag line for a new cleaning product from a major manufacturer.

It's 100% all natural, organic bleach.

Can anyone help me?
#3
Quote by evildeadarmy
Please help!!!

I work for a marketing agency and I need to come up with a tag line for a new cleaning product from a major manufacturer.

It's 100% all natural, organic bleach.

Can anyone help me?


Ooh, sorry. Can't help you.

Have you tried going green? I heard Bill Hicks would recomend you to recycle yourself
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#4
Quote by Fat Lard
Ooh, sorry. Can't help you.

Have you tried going green? I heard Bill Hicks would recomend you to recycle yourself

Recycling is for commies.

This company is about saving the world with chemicals. Clean, organic chemicals. 100% naturally produced in a lab. Chemicals so good... you can drink em.

I think I got it. Thanks buddy!
#6
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Bleach - For when the blood won't rub out.

That'll be perfect for our Russian ad campaign!

And Florida.
#7
Quote by evildeadarmy
Please help!!!

I work for a marketing agency and I need to come up with a tag line for a new cleaning product from a major manufacturer.

It's 100% all natural, organic bleach.

Can anyone help me?


Organic bleach - I dare you to dump it in the ocean
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Organic bleach - I dare you to dump it in the ocean

...and the dolphins? Well they just love it.

We could stamp Johnson and Johnson on the side of some dolphins, have em jump out of the water, in front of some fireworks.

It's all coming together.
#9
'Natural' and 'bleach' really don't go together.
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#12
Quote by evildeadarmy
Recycling is for commies.

This company is about saving the world with chemicals. Clean, organic chemicals. 100% naturally produced in a lab. Chemicals so good... you can drink em.

I think I got it. Thanks buddy!


Ah geez, I thought you'd get the reference

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Last edited by Fat Lard at Feb 7, 2017,
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#14
organic bleach? are you fucking kidding me?

that's as stupid as that non-gmo salt
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#15
>organic bleach

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#16
yo man could you hook me up with some of that organic bleach bro? i have bleach here at home but it's filled with chemicals
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#19
Never mind. The projects been sold to the U.S. [redacted]. Turns out it causes [redacted] in "test subjects". Those [redacted] grew [redacted] and [redacted] all over the lab. Oh well, new identity, new job, life is weird.
#22
'Organic Bleach... another reason for you to be a condescending asshole to your friends and family.'

'Organic Bleach... works exactly like regular bleach, but, it's organic.'
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#24
Organic bleach- now containing carbon. Dont just sanitize germs make them explode.
#25
"...Because White is Right"
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#27
That was ostensibly racist.
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#28
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"...Because White is Right"

New idea:
Hot water laundromat called whites only