#1
U is for U are the awesomest
L is for Like... really fucking awesome
T is for The absolute awesomest
I is for I really must insist that you are awesome
M is for Milk, because I need to remember to buy some tomorrow (sorry, it's important that I remember)
A is for eh... can't think of a word that starts with A
T is for Things
E is for Eh... because I have no words for how awesome you are

G is for "Gosh, who's that awesome guy?"
U is for "U seriously don't know, bro?"
I is for "It's Guizar, you silly"
Z is for Zoltar, because Big is an awesome movie and I would totally buy you a trampoline
A is for Dammit, are there really no words that start with A?
R is for "Really?" "Yes, really. Don't make me tell you again."



NOW CONGRATULATE MY BESTIE DAMMIT
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Feb 8, 2017,
#2
Happy Birthday, asshole!
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#3
hbd i got u a guizar

Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#5
Would you believe that it took me nearly all year since your last birthday to compose that post?


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#6
happy birthday!
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#10
Happy birthday! I got you this post on UG. It's very valuable. Treasure it forever.
I have nothing important to say
#12
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
hbd! I made you a cake


Thanks, I'd feel weird eating that

Quote by JackSaints
Happy birthday! I got you this post on UG. It's very valuable. Treasure it forever.


Gonna get it insured
#13
That dog looks like it's been eating ass

HBD, hope you're having a good one
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Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#15
HBD!

Here's a present:


Just make sure to open it far, far away from home
#17
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Cheers! Yeah I'll just give it to someone else as a present
April Fools' stinkbomb?
#19
happy burfday bruv
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#20
happy bday!
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#21
Hello yes happy Kwanzaa.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#23
Quote by Burgery
happy burfday bruv


Thanks man

Quote by K33nbl4d3
happy bday!


Cheers

Quote by Joshua Garcia
Hello yes happy Kwanzaa.


Thank you friend Josh

Quote by chrismendiola
Happy birthday, Good Pal Guiz.


Thank you good pal chriz
#24
Happy birthday!

Quote by UltimateGuizar
Cheers! Yeah I'll just give it to someone else as a present

Just saying, my birthday's pretty soon
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#25
Want me to fart in a jar and send it as a birthday present or something?
#26
Happy birthday!

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Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#27
Quote by Pastafarian96
Happy birthday!


Just saying, my birthday's pretty soon

Quote by TobusRex
Want me to fart in a jar and send it as a birthday present or something?

Quote by i_lovemetallica
Happy birthday!

Censored for equality reasons


Thanks lads.
I had a great day