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#1
Your first line rhymes with the last line of

The post located directly above

Then you add more line(s) at the end

And the next person does it all over again!

A robot had a really weird dream...





LET'S PLAY THE FUN SONG GAME DAMMIT

Your momma don't got no bars but I still slam it

I'm sitting here drinking all this vodka
You think it's a game? nobody can stop us
Smoking weed chillin, like a fucking villain
Limo-riding like a G, money stacks killin

Stung by a bee but he was still chillin

Because he remembered his epi-pen

Never left it at home again

Tryna get the benz my friend

A little bit of drugs and jack n coke
My bed burnin like the spoon sick dope
I isolate from all you fuckaz
Don't listen to nobody, I ain't no sucka

Once upon a time I knew a big fat trucka
He'd drive up and down the state of California
Then one day he had a heart attack
And he ran of the road with a really loud WHACK

That trucka carried a load of MG halfstacks.
Destruction of that cheap MDF
while a great value to noobs who are tonedeaf
he benefitted humanity with his untimely death.

There was an old man from
Sorry I can't remember how the rest goes

I punched that motherfucka right in his nose.
Now he thinks twice cuz no he knows
That I'm the baddest homeboy around
And I'm never gonna stop laying it down

Who you think I am, some kind of clown
Im freakin han solo, don't mess me around
Ur playin pokemon go tryin catch a dratini
While im here boning leia in a gold bikini WHAT

I got a smokin pipe living like a hagrid in a hut
I got a beard flowin down they love me so I slap butts
I Scrape the bowl, fuck the ho's and I lost a couple grand
Hobo life livin, I don't got no shame cause I got fans

making this tier of rhymes deserves a ban
nothing was gained from reading it, fam
it's not Ice Cube angry or Kwali hectic
forgive me if I am forever the skeptic

I drop dick on these bitches they say its A E S T H E T I C
Whip out the dick an imma dick em ridiculous
The flow is meticulous
These snitches gettin stitches
While the bitches gettin the dickins
Im 19th century like Dickens
Tellin ya misses this shit come out thick like bisquick
And I never miss I stay vulgar
Hurtin up in her guts like an ulcer
She gobble this meat on the side of the street
Yo bitch a turkey vulture
I climb in yo apartment
Finna commit arson
Tie you up on the carpet
Doused in gasoline
and set fire to the entire apartment
Block
cruise thru in my blue droptop
Ready to rock with colossal ability
Me an mah niggas in a state of tranquility
Anybody in the vicinity better be feelin me

Feel you, why'd I wanna feel thee?
I'd rather feel the axe
of a madman on a kill spree
The power of prayer is there
and you'll need it
for this game is rigged to win
for me and other pedants

I am the man, can't you see?
I control the world like a Darwin-esque empire
I'm like a loose cannon, huntin, spittin straight fire
I cut throats and split those who come in my way
I live life like a satire i hit em up in my rage
I lurk in the murk, I kill em before they can even squirm
I fly like a hawk and drop bombs always got a fresh start
They call me film noir because I got a lobotomy after dark

Bark bark bark
Owo

Stroke game is an art
Dick like a tree
Believe me you'll see
Mean semen demon machine
Cuz the devil said a Beretta
Will get me whatever
Just me'n the fellas
Doin hella whatever to stay
Grippin the chedda I say
Poking the bull ole'
Poking the bear nigga
These niggas is scared nigga
Scared of these bars nigga
If nigga didn't rhyme with nigga than this rappin shit would be hard nigga

When I die, bury me,
hang my balls in a cherry tree,
if you like, take a bite
but don't blame me if it don't taste right.

I gave my girl a good dickin'
And in return she gave me a good ol' lickin
We did it for times a dozen
When I turned her over I realized she was infact my cousin
Her hair was unrecognizable so I couldn't have known
Ah, I remember, she was paying off my loan
As we finished we said our goodbyes
And I remember her as time goes by
Her lovely self was named Miss Tama
Sweet Home Alabama

SO ITS GONNA BE FOREVER
OR ITS GONNA GO DOWN IN FLAMES
YOU CAN TELL ME WHEN ITS OVER
IF THE HIGH WAS WORTH THE PAIN
GOT A LONG LIST OF EX-LOVERS
THEY'LL TELL YOU IM INSANE
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I LOVE THE PLAYERS
AND THEY LOVE THE GA

Yooooo I tell you what I want what I really really want. Then tell me what you want what you really really want. I tell you what I want what I really really want. Then tell me what you want what you really really want.
I want a zig a zig ah.

He ran in the hardware store and stole a saw
But wait, someone cried, that's against the law!
He cut off his friend's trapped arm to save his life
Should he have used a non-stolen pocket knife?
That would have left his friend in excruciating pain
And he might've lost too much blood from his brain
Later he was arrested but it was okay
Cuz at least he saved a friend's life today


Last edited by Masquirina at Feb 9, 2017,
#4
Quote by Masquirina
LET'S PLAY THE FUN SONG GAME DAMMIT


Your momma don't got no bars but I still slam it

I'm sitting here drinking all this vodka
You think it's a game? nobody can stop us
Smoking weed chillin, like a fucking villain
Limo-riding like a G, money stacks killin
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#5
Stung by a bee but he was still chillin

Because he remembered his epi-pen

Never left it at home again
#6
Tryna get the benz my friend

A little bit of drugs and jack n coke
My bed burnin like the spoon sick dope
I isolate from all you fuckaz
Don't listen to nobody, I ain't no sucka
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#7
Once upon a time I knew a big fat trucka
He'd drive up and down the state of California
Then one day he had a heart attack
And he ran of the road with a really loud WHACK
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#9
Quote by zgr0826
Once upon a time I knew a big fat trucka
He'd drive up and down the state of California
Then one day he had a heart attack
And he ran of the road with a really loud WHACK

That trucka carried a load of MG halfstacks.
Destruction of that cheap MDF
while a great value to noobs who are tonedeaf
he benefitted humanity with his untimely death.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#10
Quote by UltimateGuizar
There was an old man from

Sorry I can't remember how the rest goes


I punched that motherfucka right in his nose.
Now he thinks twice cuz no he knows
That I'm the baddest homeboy around
And I'm never gonna stop laying it down
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#11
Quote by zgr0826
I punched that motherfucka right in his nose.
Now he thinks twice cuz no he knows
That I'm the baddest homeboy around
And I'm never gonna stop laying it down


Who you think I am, some kind of clown
Im freakin han solo, don't mess me around
Ur playin pokemon go tryin catch a dratini
While im here boning leia in a gold bikini WHAT
#13
this thread makes no sense
and is not very fun
so then, OP
pls stick it up your bum
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#14
Quote by smithy15493
Who you think I am, some kind of clown
Im freakin han solo, don't mess me around
Ur playin pokemon go tryin catch a dratini
While im here boning leia in a gold bikini WHAT


I got a smokin pipe living like a hagrid in a hut
I got a beard flowin down they love me so I slap butts
I Scrape the bowl, fuck the ho's and I lost a couple grand
Hobo life livin, I don't got no shame cause I got fans
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#15
Quote by k.lainad
I got a smokin pipe living like a hagrid in a hut
I got a beard flowin down they love me so I slap butts
I Scrape the bowl, fuck the ho's and I lost a couple grand
Hobo life livin, I don't got no shame cause I got fans


making this tier of rhymes deserves a ban
nothing was gained from reading it, fam
it's not Ice Cube angry or Kwali hectic
forgive me if I am forever the skeptic
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#16
EpiExplorer

Quote by EpiExplorer
making this tier of rhymes deserves a ban
nothing was gained from reading it, fam
it's not Ice Cube angry or Kwali hectic
forgive me if I am forever the skeptic


I drop dick on these bitches they say its A E S T H E T I C
Whip out the dick an imma dick em ridiculous
The flow is meticulous
These snitches gettin stitches
While the bitches gettin the dickins
Im 19th century like Dickens
Tellin ya misses this shit come out thick like bisquick
And I never miss I stay vulgar
Hurtin up in her guts like an ulcer
She gobble this meat on the side of the street
Yo bitch a turkey vulture
I climb in yo apartment
Finna commit arson
Tie you up on the carpet
Doused in gasoline
and set fire to the entire apartment
Block
cruise thru in my blue droptop
Ready to rock with colossal ability
Me an mah niggas in a state of tranquility
Anybody in the vicinity better be feelin me
Legato and fluidity in your playing is where it's at

DJENT!!
ಠ_ಠ
#17
Quote by Shredwizard445
EpiExplorer


I drop dick on these bitches they say its A E S T H E T I C
Whip out the dick an imma dick em ridiculous
The flow is meticulous
These snitches gettin stitches
While the bitches gettin the dickins
Im 19th century like Dickens
Tellin ya misses this shit come out thick like bisquick
And I never miss I stay vulgar
Hurtin up in her guts like an ulcer
She gobble this meat on the side of the street
Yo bitch a turkey vulture
I climb in yo apartment
Finna commit arson
Tie you up on the carpet
Doused in gasoline
and set fire to the entire apartment
Block
cruise thru in my blue droptop
Ready to rock with colossal ability
Me an mah niggas in a state of tranquility
Anybody in the vicinity better be feelin me


Feel you, why'd I wanna feel thee?
I'd rather feel the axe
of a madman on a kill spree
The power of prayer is there
and you'll need it
for this game is rigged to win
for me and other pedants
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#18
Quote by Shredwizard445


Me an mah niggas in a state of tranquillity
Anybody in the vicinity better be feelin me


I am the man, can't you see?
I control the world like a Darwin-esque empire
I'm like a loose cannon, huntin, spittin straight fire
I cut throats and split those who come in my way
I live life like a satire i hit em up in my rage
I lurk in the murk, I kill em before they can even squirm
I fly like a hawk and drop bombs always got a fresh start
They call me film noir because I got a lobotomy after dark
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#20
Quote by k.lainad
I am the man, can't you see?
I control the world like a Darwin-esque empire
I'm like a loose cannon, huntin, spittin straight fire
I cut throats and split those who come in my way
I live life like a satire i hit em up in my rage
I lurk in the murk, I kill em before they can even squirm
I fly like a hawk and drop bombs always got a fresh start
They call me film noir because I got a lobotomy after dark


ninjad by a full 10 minutes
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#21
Quote by Spinnerweb
Bark bark bark
Owo


Stroke game is an art
Dick like a tree
Believe me you'll see
Mean semen demon machine
Cuz the devil said a Beretta
Will get me whatever
Just me'n the fellas
Doin hella whatever to stay
Grippin the chedda I say
Poking the bull ole'
Poking the bear nigga
These niggas is scared nigga
Scared of these bars nigga
If nigga didn't rhyme with nigga than this rappin shit would be hard nigga
Legato and fluidity in your playing is where it's at

DJENT!!
ಠ_ಠ
#22
When I die, bury me,
hang my balls in a cherry tree,
if you like, take a bite
but don't blame me if it don't taste right.


Yeah, I broke the rules. I'm a fucking man. My testicles are figuratively bursting with (insert random hormone).

Bring it.
#23
I gave my girl a good dickin'
And in return she gave me a good ol' lickin
We did it for times a dozen
When I turned her over I realized she was infact my cousin
Her hair was unrecognizable so I couldn't have known
Ah, I remember, she was paying off my loan
As we finished we said our goodbyes
And I remember her as time goes by
Her lovely self was named Miss Tama
Sweet Home Alabama

I broke the rules also, fuck it.
Last edited by TROUnation at Feb 9, 2017,
#24
You know, I really like my poem to the point where I'm going to post it on the poem/lyrics forum.
#25
Quote by TROUnation
You know, I really like my poem to the point where I'm going to post it on the poem/lyrics forum.


You should, it's fucking brilliant
#26
SO ITS GONNA BE FOREVER
OR ITS GONNA GO DOWN IN FLAMES
YOU CAN TELL ME WHEN ITS OVER
IF THE HIGH WAS WORTH THE PAIN
GOT A LONG LIST OF EX-LOVERS
THEY'LL TELL YOU IM INSANE
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I LOVE THE PLAYERS
AND THEY LOVE THE GA-

*this thread has been closed due to a copyright claim from Sony Music Entertainment*
#27
Yooooo I tell you what I want what I really really want. Then tell me what you want what you really really want. I tell you what I want what I really really want. Then tell me what you want what you really really want.
I want a zig a zig ah.
#28
He ran in the hardware store and stole a saw
But wait, someone cried, that's against the law!
He cut off his friend's trapped arm to save his life
Should he have used a non-stolen pocket knife?
That would have left his friend in excruciating pain
And he might've lost too much blood from his brain
Later he was arrested but it was okay
Cuz at least he saved a friend's life today
#29
Judge said i got a day to pay.
Community service at the united way for my attempt slay but that was okay.
He didnt see what i saw cause i cocked his jaw.
Out of the blue with a south paw...now he's drinkin from a straw
#30
Cat with a wheel for paw
Oh my god that's too cutesad
But he can go faster than the dog
Now I don't feel quite so bad

He rolled off the coffeetable
And right onto the floor
And then the cat poor Meatball
Rolled right out the door

He rolled all the way to Canada
Then somehow rolled to Spain
It turns out that poor Meatball
Had rolled onto a plane

He went clubbing in Ibiza
And took a lot of molly
So when poor Meatball came home
He was extra extra jolly

He moved out to the desert
And now that's where he chills
It's a really good place for Meatball
Because there are no hills
#32
Quote by geo-rage
That poem was the frills
About a cat with fly whils



i'm about to explode and I can't sit still
you know me but I've had my fill
cause i'm truckin to all these places
I’m tryna win all these races
filthy feelin the roads tryin a pop a top and stomp on all their faces
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#33
Quote by k.lainad
i'm about to explode and I can't sit still
you know me but I've had my fill
cause i'm truckin to all these places
I’m tryna win all these races
filthy feelin the roads tryin a pop a top and stomp on all their faces


See, it's not about races
Just places
Faces
Where your blood comes from
Is where your space is
I've seen the bright get duller
I'm not going to spend my life being a color
#35
there was a young vampire called MAbel
whose periods were always quite stable,
at every full moon,
she took out a spoon,
and drank herself under the table.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#36
Quote by Wolfinator-x
there was a young vampire called MAbel
whose periods were always quite stable,
at every full moon,
she took out a spoon,
and drank herself under the table.

And she put a bowl underneath
To catch any blood that fell beneath
And drink it later
And deny sex to her man Heath
#37
Quote by Spinnerweb
And she put a bowl underneath
To catch any blood that fell beneath
And drink it later
And deny sex to her man Heath


Heath said, "That's alright cos you queef"
So he met a slag at the bar
And couldn't pay off her pimp, The Czar
And now he lays at the bottom of a reef.

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#38
The pimp ate some beef
It got stuck in his teef
So he called up the chief
And asked for relief
From gold plated toothpicks
But they were too thick
So he started to lose it
Now the pimp is toothless
#39
And he feels a bit worthless
And is entirely loveless
He parked his car on the side of the highway
And decided not to live for another day
So he took out his gun
And he thought of all the fun
He and his friends had had
Playing Frisbee with Mum and Dad
The tears run down his face
He wonders if there's a better place
But he knows his sins were many
Having fucked Ayame, Rocio and Lenny
He put the pistol in his mouth
How pathetic he was, how dull uncouth
He sobbed and pulled the trigger
For a second, his skull became bigger
Then it popped and his brains fell out
His dog licked them and dirtied his snout
#40
this is dumb, I'm out
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
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