#1
I am an eldritch abomination.


This may be a surprise to everyone because ȏ̠͉̬͑̏̄f̯̭̘̌̌̀ ̨̗̥̘̣̹̦̖̈ͨm̥̠̐ͣͅý̨̬̊̏̽̒ ͚̱ͭ͒̂̈͋͛p̎̐̿̈́͑̏҉̼a̧̟̠ͮ̎ͥ̎s̞̊̆̆͆̓́t̰̩̳͗ͦ ͐̋̊̓ͤ̚͏̱b̳͕ͨͦe̪͛̏̓ͩ͋ͤ͘h̊ͭͯͬ͏͉̗̝͖̖͎a̙̮͖̱̝͛̓̎ͯͤ̄̔v̬̣į̩̂ͯ̊̈͑͆ô̺̳̍̉͆̽̄͂r̼͎̖̘̟̐ͯ̊ͅṣ͉͉̒ ͈ͧ͢b̲̮̗͌́́̚ų̨͖̠̟̖͕̜̑̇͑͊ţ̴̰̝̩̙̱̥̱͐͞ ̡͚̹̓̓ͯ̈́͑̈́ͫ͟I̸͈̭͋̆́͟ ̗̮͓̙̦ͧ͂͐ͬ̚̕͝w̳̦̹͔̱͖̪ͪͮ͐͋̋͐̌͞ͅi̼̣̺ͤ͆̌͒̎̓ͫ͞l̶̴̼̲̿ͫ̀l̴̦̥̱̄̀ ̓͛͌ͨ̃҉͈̦̗̗͕̥̰̲͜n̡͙̊̉̑̂ͧͦ́́ō̶̵̬̮̻̎͆ͅw̹̹͔̳̪̜͇͓̑͂ͯ̈́̔̃͐́ ̵̼̞̯͈͆͊ͅͅp̳̦̜̭̤̻̺̔͋ͮ̉͂͌̽̃̌̀r̢̻̳̠̝̬͔͇̙ͣ͆̂͘ö̷͙͙͟͜u̻͕̞̭̬̠̩ͧ̔̀̓̆ͤ̀ͪ̎͢ḍ͇̮̞̫͈̓͛ͧͥͯ́͞͞l͔̭̞̱̩̱̖ͭy̸̵̱̍̀ͪ͆̆̏͗͡ ̷̛̠͖͗́͑ͮͦs͉̻̣̗͓̬͉̮̎ͦ͡ḁ̡͉͚͎̂̓͋̔̄̿y̥̥̞̠̪̞̞ͥ̒͑̐̊͜ ̷̭͉̯̮̮̫̪̭̩ͯͯͧ̓͝I̛͈̘͇̻̗̳̍ͩ̒̚͢͡ ͗͋̍ͫ̎̃͏̷̞̳̠͙̰̞ą̯̠̺̩ͥ̓ͪ͡͡m͉͇ͣ̐ ̛͈̬̦̫̩̫ͧ͆ͥͯ͒̾́͢a͔̤̝̱̲̩͇̝ͮͫ͊ͯͣņ̛̩͐̍͆̊ ̵̤̙̊ͮ̽e̎ͮ͐͒̓̉͏̧̲͓̯͇̖̣ͅl̵ͫ̏ͣ͏͈̘d̯̹ͨ͞r̴̟̣͚̟̹̪̻̭ͧ̇́̐̚͟i̸̱̣̱̮͒ͯͨ̈́̓̌͘t̎ͬͦͯ҉͉̘͍̯́c͛ͧ͊͂̒̍͒̿͏̶͎̬̺̟̫̱̘̥͓̕h̵̼̱̠̠̣͆ͬ̇̓ͪ̓͢ ̨̨̯̜̩̫ͩ̏̇͋a̵̳̥̖̠̙̫̼͌̽̈́̐̔̈͒͜b̵̵̑̏̒ͧ̽͏͈̦̰ȍ̧̥̭ͬ͡͝m̟̩͍͖̲̤ͮ̉ͧͤ́ͣi̹̲͙̰̫ͦ̕͝n͓̗͈̠͍̭̙ͩͨͨ̆̅à̧̘͍ͦͨ̌̋͞t̰̮̯͔̗̫̦ͥ̓ḭ̲͎̤̖̻̤̗ͣͬͮͣ̎̐ͤͣo̬̣ͣ̌͌̄̔n̛͕̬ͫ̔͂̅͊̃͡.̱͚̼̹͍͍̼̜̻̐̍̊ͧ



E̲̦͕͎̠̻̮̙̱͇̓̇̿̽ͭ̀ͅx̢ͣ͒̎̓̋̂̔͝͏̖̭͓͖̗̰į̶͙͖̬̻͑ͧͭ̑̓ͫ̏̐̈́ͭ͑̋̅ͭͤ̇͐́̕͜s̶̷̮̺̼̯̥̠̣͎ͬ͋̈̂̎͗̍̎̀͑̓͝t̨̺̦̜̲̄̅ͨͪͧͦ͌͒̾͋̀ͭ́͘e̷̛͇͈̣̗͍͉͔͎̥̝̝̗ͨ͌̉ͯ̑̈́ͨͪ͋͋̏̃̃́̋̐̉̐́̚̕͢n̷̵̛̮̞̦̥͛̅̏͊̅͛̈̇̊̃̆̎͂̓t̷̶̴͈̦̳̙̖̠͓͋ͤ̍ͭͧ̌͂̾ͨ̓ͬͭ̑̅̿̿̚͢͜i̷̦̬̱̯̙̳͇͗͒̈́͐͒͛̇̍͑ͫ͛ͩ̄̔̆̉̀͆̀a̢̨͍͈̹̥̘̥͕̩̹͙͎̎̌̅͆̓̈́͐͑͢͝l̬̱̝̩͎̿͛ͫ́̈̀͜͢ ̴͖̠͓̞͚͔̇ͭͣͤͧ͒͢͠ḑͤ̾ͬͦͦ͂̎ͩ͏̡̛̜̖̻̱̝͉̺̣̼̠̘̙̟̹̻ͅr̸̠̯̮̙̠ͭͤ̈͂ͮ̃̀ͩͤ̑͆ͤͮ̃̑͛̀͢e̷͖̬͍͚̥̬̯̮͖̹̻͇̹ͭ̄̓̉̑a͔̮͙̭̱̜̫͔̭̜̖̻̰̼ͤ͆ͥ͆ͪ̂̈́̈́̿̚̚͜͠d̛̑͌̏̈́̒̋̌͑ͦ͐̄ͭ̅̈ͤͪ̚͏̳͙̤ ̶͖̯̰͈̜͎̗͇̗̭̱̮̯̾ͯ̃ͧͤ͒̓ͤ̏̽̊ͫ̂̉̀͗̀́͟ͅf̨̔ͦ͗ͭ͊̒ͮͦ͑̽̌ͫ̌͏̞̖̤̮̫͖̝̲͈̝͜o̸̸͚͍̼̭̦̳̞͔̯͙̬̱̬̰͔̘̽ͨ̌̔͊̄͌̈́͗ͣ̓ȑ͐̊̚͞͏̢͓͖̯̮̳̪̘̻̥̻̦̠͝ ̜̼̬̠̭͔͓̖̣͖͖͙͚̉̇̓̋̀̀aͣͮ̂̍͆ͧ̍͌ͦ͌̎̑ͩ͟͠͏̢̤̻̮͖̳̟̗̖̝͖̗̳̪͖̻̮̙ͅḻ̷̣̼͔̖̯ͭͫ̀ͤ̏͂͑̈́̀̓̈́̊̊͘͘͞͡l̶̨̮̯̟̼̦̯̰͎͎̖̥̯̖͗̓̃̓̔̀̃͛ͤͨ̄̈́̑͂̃̂ͣ ̢̛̗̘͔͉̻̪͉̫̟̲̭̰̻̠̾̿̉̅͛̚ÿ̵̧̡̠̗̼͓̳͔̪̺͔̖͈̙̺͉ͩ̑̅̔̐͂ͩ̎̍̉͗͆ͬͦ͆͠͝ͅö́͐͒ͮ̒̓ͦ͑̂̓͛͊̌ͣͭ̒̄̀́͏̛̝̠̹̟̮̮̟̼̝̥̩̙̦̮̰͖̘͘͟ͅ.̗̻̝̱̲͔̠͔̮̙̜̪̖̀ͨ̌ͧ̓̄̈ͮ̑̓̈́̕ͅ
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Last edited by Wolfinator-x at Feb 11, 2017,
#2
i dont need any existential dread from you


im already good at that
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#3
I wonder if there's cthulhu rule 34
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#4
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I wonder if there's cthulhu rule 34


o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#7
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Of course it's called that. Of course.
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#8
this is a quality mirror thread tbh
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#12
Yo chrome wants me to translate this page.


True story.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#13
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Yo chrome wants me to translate this page.


True story.


Same actually.
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#15
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From Vietnamese.


I'm gonna try it.
Good luck
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#17
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I am an eldritch abomination.


This may be a surprise to everyone because ȏ̠͉̬͑̏̄f̯̭̘̌̌̀ ̨̗̥̘̣̹̦̖̈ͨm̥̠̐ͣͅý̨̬̊̏̽̒ ͚̱ͭ͒̂̈͋͛p̎̐̿̈́͑̏҉̼a̧̟̠ͮ̎ͥ̎s̞̊̆̆͆̓́t̰̩̳͗ͦ ͐̋̊̓ͤ̚͏̱b̳͕ͨͦe̪͛̏̓ͩ͋ͤ͘h̊ͭͯͬ͏͉̗̝͖̖͎a̙̮͖̱̝͛̓̎ͯͤ̄̔v̬̣į̩̂ͯ̊̈͑͆ô̺̳̍̉͆̽̄͂r̼͎̖̘̟̐ͯ̊ͅṣ͉͉̒ ͈ͧ͢b̲̮̗͌́́̚ų̨͖̠̟̖͕̜̑̇͑͊ţ̴̰̝̩̙̱̥̱͐͞ ̡͚̹̓̓ͯ̈́͑̈́ͫ͟I̸͈̭͋̆́͟ ̗̮͓̙̦ͧ͂͐ͬ̚̕͝w̳̦̹͔̱͖̪ͪͮ͐͋̋͐̌͞ͅi̼̣̺ͤ͆̌͒̎̓ͫ͞l̶̴̼̲̿ͫ̀l̴̦̥̱̄̀ ̓͛͌ͨ̃҉͈̦̗̗͕̥̰̲͜n̡͙̊̉̑̂ͧͦ́́ō̶̵̬̮̻̎͆ͅw̹̹͔̳̪̜͇͓̑͂ͯ̈́̔̃͐́ ̵̼̞̯͈͆͊ͅͅp̳̦̜̭̤̻̺̔͋ͮ̉͂͌̽̃̌̀r̢̻̳̠̝̬͔͇̙ͣ͆̂͘ö̷͙͙͟͜u̻͕̞̭̬̠̩ͧ̔̀̓̆ͤ̀ͪ̎͢ḍ͇̮̞̫͈̓͛ͧͥͯ́͞͞l͔̭̞̱̩̱̖ͭy̸̵̱̍̀ͪ͆̆̏͗͡ ̷̛̠͖͗́͑ͮͦs͉̻̣̗͓̬͉̮̎ͦ͡ḁ̡͉͚͎̂̓͋̔̄̿y̥̥̞̠̪̞̞ͥ̒͑̐̊͜ ̷̭͉̯̮̮̫̪̭̩ͯͯͧ̓͝I̛͈̘͇̻̗̳̍ͩ̒̚͢͡ ͗͋̍ͫ̎̃͏̷̞̳̠͙̰̞ą̯̠̺̩ͥ̓ͪ͡͡m͉͇ͣ̐ ̛͈̬̦̫̩̫ͧ͆ͥͯ͒̾́͢a͔̤̝̱̲̩͇̝ͮͫ͊ͯͣņ̛̩͐̍͆̊ ̵̤̙̊ͮ̽e̎ͮ͐͒̓̉͏̧̲͓̯͇̖̣ͅl̵ͫ̏ͣ͏͈̘d̯̹ͨ͞r̴̟̣͚̟̹̪̻̭ͧ̇́̐̚͟i̸̱̣̱̮͒ͯͨ̈́̓̌͘t̎ͬͦͯ҉͉̘͍̯́c͛ͧ͊͂̒̍͒̿͏̶͎̬̺̟̫̱̘̥͓̕h̵̼̱̠̠̣͆ͬ̇̓ͪ̓͢ ̨̨̯̜̩̫ͩ̏̇͋a̵̳̥̖̠̙̫̼͌̽̈́̐̔̈͒͜b̵̵̑̏̒ͧ̽͏͈̦̰ȍ̧̥̭ͬ͡͝m̟̩͍͖̲̤ͮ̉ͧͤ́ͣi̹̲͙̰̫ͦ̕͝n͓̗͈̠͍̭̙ͩͨͨ̆̅à̧̘͍ͦͨ̌̋͞t̰̮̯͔̗̫̦ͥ̓ḭ̲͎̤̖̻̤̗ͣͬͮͣ̎̐ͤͣo̬̣ͣ̌͌̄̔n̛͕̬ͫ̔͂̅͊̃͡.̱͚̼̹͍͍̼̜̻̐̍̊ͧ



E̲̦͕͎̠̻̮̙̱͇̓̇̿̽ͭ̀ͅx̢ͣ͒̎̓̋̂̔͝͏̖̭͓͖̗̰į̶͙͖̬̻͑ͧͭ̑̓ͫ̏̐̈́ͭ͑̋̅ͭͤ̇͐́̕͜s̶̷̮̺̼̯̥̠̣͎ͬ͋̈̂̎͗̍̎̀͑̓͝t̨̺̦̜̲̄̅ͨͪͧͦ͌͒̾͋̀ͭ́͘e̷̛͇͈̣̗͍͉͔͎̥̝̝̗ͨ͌̉ͯ̑̈́ͨͪ͋͋̏̃̃́̋̐̉̐́̚̕͢n̷̵̛̮̞̦̥͛̅̏͊̅͛̈̇̊̃̆̎͂̓t̷̶̴͈̦̳̙̖̠͓͋ͤ̍ͭͧ̌͂̾ͨ̓ͬͭ̑̅̿̿̚͢͜i̷̦̬̱̯̙̳͇͗͒̈́͐͒͛̇̍͑ͫ͛ͩ̄̔̆̉̀͆̀a̢̨͍͈̹̥̘̥͕̩̹͙͎̎̌̅͆̓̈́͐͑͢͝l̬̱̝̩͎̿͛ͫ́̈̀͜͢ ̴͖̠͓̞͚͔̇ͭͣͤͧ͒͢͠ḑͤ̾ͬͦͦ͂̎ͩ͏̡̛̜̖̻̱̝͉̺̣̼̠̘̙̟̹̻ͅr̸̠̯̮̙̠ͭͤ̈͂ͮ̃̀ͩͤ̑͆ͤͮ̃̑͛̀͢e̷͖̬͍͚̥̬̯̮͖̹̻͇̹ͭ̄̓̉̑a͔̮͙̭̱̜̫͔̭̜̖̻̰̼ͤ͆ͥ͆ͪ̂̈́̈́̿̚̚͜͠d̛̑͌̏̈́̒̋̌͑ͦ͐̄ͭ̅̈ͤͪ̚͏̳͙̤ ̶͖̯̰͈̜͎̗͇̗̭̱̮̯̾ͯ̃ͧͤ͒̓ͤ̏̽̊ͫ̂̉̀͗̀́͟ͅf̨̔ͦ͗ͭ͊̒ͮͦ͑̽̌ͫ̌͏̞̖̤̮̫͖̝̲͈̝͜o̸̸͚͍̼̭̦̳̞͔̯͙̬̱̬̰͔̘̽ͨ̌̔͊̄͌̈́͗ͣ̓ȑ͐̊̚͞͏̢͓͖̯̮̳̪̘̻̥̻̦̠͝ ̜̼̬̠̭͔͓̖̣͖͖͙͚̉̇̓̋̀̀aͣͮ̂̍͆ͧ̍͌ͦ͌̎̑ͩ͟͠͏̢̤̻̮͖̳̟̗̖̝͖̗̳̪͖̻̮̙ͅḻ̷̣̼͔̖̯ͭͫ̀ͤ̏͂͑̈́̀̓̈́̊̊͘͘͞͡l̶̨̮̯̟̼̦̯̰͎͎̖̥̯̖͗̓̃̓̔̀̃͛ͤͨ̄̈́̑͂̃̂ͣ ̢̛̗̘͔͉̻̪͉̫̟̲̭̰̻̠̾̿̉̅͛̚ÿ̵̧̡̠̗̼͓̳͔̪̺͔̖͈̙̺͉ͩ̑̅̔̐͂ͩ̎̍̉͗͆ͬͦ͆͠͝ͅö́͐͒ͮ̒̓ͦ͑̂̓͛͊̌ͣͭ̒̄̀́͏̛̝̠̹̟̮̮̟̼̝̥̩̙̦̮̰͖̘͘͟ͅ.̗̻̝̱̲͔̠͔̮̙̜̪̖̀ͨ̌ͧ̓̄̈ͮ̑̓̈́̕ͅ


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Reported for matrix
if only you were a mod or something
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