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Yeah
12 40%
Nah
18 60%
Voters: 30.
#3


Maybe, depends on what it was cooked/served with
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#4
Can't say I'd be interested.
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#5
Wouldn't it be cannabalism tho because we're all descended from monkeys? Checkmate atheists
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#9
no to actually eating the monkey but i imagine you could probably make a pretty interesting soup outta that broth. and by interesting i don't mean mushy peas straight out the can and wrinkled hot dogs haphazardly floating around the top




#11
Only if it was boiled for a really long time. Like a rolling boil. Not just simmered.
#12
Yeah probably give it a go

Can't imagine it being great tbh
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#13
I googled "What does monkey taste like?" and I was not disappointed
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As for taste, it is hard to describe. It is not flavorful and certainly not tender. It is a bit greasy, like goat and tough like llama. But when your only source of protein is peanuts, eating monkey ass can be a treat
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#14
I recant. Especially if it is squidgy
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#17
I do on a regular basis. The PC term is "homo".
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#18
Haha, double Ninja'd.

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#21
I'd try it, although I bet a roast would be better
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#23
If someone went "oh btw, I cooked a monkey earlier. Wanna try?" I'd probably say yes, but I wouldn't order it of a menu or anything.
#25
I mean I don't think it's gross and would probably try it if I were hungry but I am trying to reduce my consumption of meat so no for now.
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#27
i'd never eat a boiled monkey but she boils my monkey before she eats it if you catch my drift
#29


for good measure
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#30
Not unless it was boiled in beef broth with some cabbage, onions, potatoes, carrots, celery. Salted and peppered to taste, of course.
#31
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#32
Anyway, like I was sayin', monkey is the fruit of the jungle. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, monkey-kabobs, monkey creole, monkey gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple monkey, lemon monkey, coconut monkey, pepper monkey, monkey soup, monkey stew, monkey salad, monkey and potatoes, monkey burger, monkey sandwich. That- that's about it.
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#33
Monkeys. They're what's for dinner.

No wait....Monkeys...they do a body good.
#34
There are "monkeys" that eat other "monkeys". I don't see why it wouldn't be ok for humans to do the same. By monkeys I mean some species of orangutans that I have heard of.
#36
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tbf, I saw a monkey eating his own poop once


But you've never seen poop eating a monkey, have you?


Shocking double standard.