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#2
To the face.
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Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#3
"That's a really great picture of you! It doesn't look like you at all!"
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#5
"You're actually quite clever/attractive/pretty" etc. It's just subtle enough to fuck with people

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you're smarter than you look
that doesn't make sense though
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#7
Quote by sashki
"You're pretty [adjective] for a [noun]"
"Hey fuck you, I'm not a bracket-noun-bracket!"
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#8
Quote by sashki
"You're pretty [adjective] for a [noun]"


You're pretty smart for a genius.
You're pretty fast for a sprinter.
You're pretty brave for a daredevil.

Is that what you mean?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#9
Congrats! I didn't realize penises that small could still work!
#10
Quote by Banjocal
"You're actually quite clever/attractive/pretty" etc. It's just subtle enough to fuck with people

that doesn't make sense though

sure it does

you're smarter than you look banjo
#11
I guess I don't understand how you can associate intelligence with facial features.
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#12
Quote by UltimateGuizar
I don't care what all the others say, I think you're alright
#13
Quote by Banjocal
I guess I don't understand how you can associate intelligence with facial features.

don't over think it
#14
Quote by Banjocal
I guess I don't understand how you can associate intelligence with facial features.


like the kid in Deliverance or kids with downs symdrome or something

some people also have stupid expressions on their face all the time
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#15
Banjocal

also the halo effect causes an associate between attractiveness and other positive traits like intelligence
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#16
I don't make that connection so much anymore it just seems like a lazy leap in logic

And honestly at university I know fucking tons of stupid (conventionally) attractive people
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#18
Quote by theogonia777
You're pretty smart for a genius.
You're pretty fast for a sprinter.
You're pretty brave for a daredevil.

Is that what you mean?

Not exactly, but those comments could still be interpreted as patronising.
#19
Nice to see you've stopped beating your wife.

There are a lot of women who are way more comfortable with a small dick. Seriously.

Skinny jeans really weren't your style anyway. You look healthy.

I've always admired the way you're more "hands-on" than "management" anyway.

You're more the "comfortable" type.

It makes you look "distinctive."

I love the fact that you never try to pretend you have money.

I like how you're not obsessed with how you look.

You're not like the hot but totally crazy girls I date.
#20
"You make good forum threads."
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#21
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"You make good forum threads."

Nice.

You look nice today. That fucks with women when you tell them that out of the blue.
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how do you ban people from posting in your threads?

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You don't

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"Why are we here?"


"Plastic... asshole."
#22
Quote by sashki
Not exactly, but those comments could still be interpreted as patronising.


by smart guy standards you're smart
by fast guy standards you're fast
by brave guy standards you're brave

very patronizing much backhand wow such mean
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#25
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(conventionally) attractive people
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#26
No those jeans do not make your ass look fat. I'm actually amazed you got in them.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#27
Quote by Banjocal
I guess I don't understand how you can associate intelligence with facial features.


You must be one ugly son of a bitch then
#29
Quote by TheChaz
People always tell me they're surprised I'm smart. So I guess that.


I'm surprised you aren't the spawn of brother and sister.

How's that, in comparison?
#30
Quote by Spidey93
Tumblr is leaking
I don't really find the generic hollywood female lead look very sexually attractive. I don't see what Tumblr has to do with the notion of conventional attractiveness.

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You must be one ugly son of a bitch then
I mean yeah

But also not stupid enough to make stupid assumptions so

Quote by TheChaz
People always tell me they're surprised I'm smart. So I guess that.
I like to imagine you as a younger, saner Barry
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#31
Still trying to figure out how I should take it when told "you've lost a lot of weight, you used to be a lot bigger."

But actually I just take it positively anyways.
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I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#32
Quote by TobusRex
I'm surprised you aren't the spawn of brother and sister.

How's that, in comparison?

That's not a backhanded compliment. That's just an insult.
#33
If you and I were the last two humans alive on Earth, with the responsibility of reviving the human race, I would definitely consider it before I refused.
#34
Quote by TheChaz
That's not a backhanded compliment. That's just an insult.
what if they're hot
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#36
Out of all your sisters, you give the best blowjobs.
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#38
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Tumblr is leaking


I cringed with you m8
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#40
Wow you have Trump hands.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
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