"ba doo doo ba doo doo ba doo daa"
- earth,wind, and fire
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"ba doo doo ba doo doo ba doo daa"
- earth,wind, and fire
I cook different stuff everyday, usually something chicken or beef.
like a chicken casserole for lunch and a stir fry beef with rice for dinner one day.
some days i'm really lazy and i just wanna order some dominos or go eat some fast-food burgers.
i'm also pretty lazy when it comes to breakfast, usually skip it and just drink coffee and lots of juice/milk until lunch time rolls around.
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
an avocado a day almost keeps the crippling depression at bay

Been back to the single life for about four months now, I've probably eaten about 1000 pizza bites. I'm gonna put some in the oven right now.

That explains your breath....

btw, you have a piece of corn stuck between your teeth.
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Breakfast: A banana, a protein shake, and tea

Coffee break: Two yogurt cups

Lunch: Rice and veggies, with diced chicken or weiners

Dinner: Veggies rice with either chicken or fish
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2 scoops of Vega Protein & Greens
Chicken Breast
Fish: mahi mahi, salmon and cod
Nuts: pecans, cashews, almonds, pistachios
Dried cherries and blueberries
Butter (no peanuts, either almond or cashew)
Jam (organic of course)
Beans (black or kidney) and quinoa rice
Salsa, duh

I drink about a gallon of water a day and a few sips of horchatta and that's pretty much my diet. It's been that way for a minute. I eat however much of it I want each day. When you say each day you have to think it like the gorillas.
I tend to have wraps for dinner. Usually falafel.

When I get bored of those I have noodle soups.

When I run out I have soups

I like orange juice but have taken a liking to grapefruit lately.

At work I just get a sandwich.
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Porridge for breakfast, bag of crisps, biscuit bar and then usually pasta, omelet, meat & veg for tea.

Nothing too exotic in the week!
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We already know how it is with you guys.

Wrong country...smdh...
My bad. I confused the Kiwis with the Aussies. Fortunately I found this footage of an authentic Aussie Christmas dinner, with expanded family. Pretty sure that's Tommy Emmanuel holding the liver, under the celebratory Aussie makeup.

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Always something stupid like 3 cups of tea at the bare minimum.

Oh and a sandwich for lunch, usually something with ham, cheese and chutney.

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Usually some type of sandwich and/or soup.
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I'd say porridge but I don't really have that every day. Idk, vegetables are probably the only thing I could definitely say I eat everyday. Meat/fruit/carbs are pretty variable and I definitely don't have sandwiches or bread everyday. I think in December I had eggs almost every day for breakfast.

Basically the only thing that never changes is tea and water.
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I've been loving your new avatar.

this is related to what i eat everyday

so like. uh do you wear any yknow.. lotions?

pieces of shit like you for breakfast

...modes and scales are still useless.

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an avocado a day almost keeps the crippling depression at bay