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Ex:

I


think you're fit. -K'Nuckles

If your heart was an ass, I'd eat it. -cha33 armstrong

I know you. -sam b

You're the only girl I want in my fandom. -Axelfox


etc. go.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Feb 14, 2017,
#3
Happy Valentine's day you stupid fucking bastard -yope
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#4
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Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#10
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM

I laughed so hard I cried
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#11
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#12
Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
I just want your sneakers...
I don't need you...
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#13
Roses...are red
Violets are blue
I wish you were a giantess
so you could stomp on me too
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#15
There once was a user named Blode
Whose dick was really a chode
because he was asexual
And didn't eat vegetables
and lived in a house full of mould


There once was a user called peppers
whose shredding vids were real big messes
Advice he didn't heed
Because he smoked too much weed
And continued to not take his lessons
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#18
thread of the year




#19
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I need a new kidney
I guess yours will do
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#20
roses are red
violets are blue
it's acceptable in America
now would i lie to you

-carn to his sister
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#21
i spend every day
tabbing melodies and rhythms
so give me those digits
girl hook me up with em
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#22
You're almost as sexy as my BMW. - Xixi

You complete my face. - ETR
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#24
you'll be the prince
and i'll be the princess
it's valentine's day
baby just say yes

-lyle
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#25
this is a good time to be in the pit


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#26
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#27
Quote by JamSessionFreak
this is a good time to be in the pit

Correct

Also good to see you here
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#28
Quote by Pastafarian96
Correct

Also good to see you here

ayy sup pasta, likewise


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#29
Quote by JamSessionFreak
ayy sup pasta, likewise

Well it just turned into the worst day of the entire year for me from the second worst but I'm dealing with it better than I was 3 hours ago
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#30
Quote by Pastafarian96
Well it just turned into the worst day of the entire year for me from the second worst but I'm dealing with it better than I was 3 hours ago

oh man that does not sound ideal, i hope it's something manageable


if it makes you feel better i just boiled water in a really old pot out of necessity and my tea ended up tasting like beef and detergent and i nearly puked


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#31
Quote by JamSessionFreak
oh man that does not sound ideal, i hope it's something manageable


if it makes you feel better i just boiled water in a really old pot out of necessity and my tea ended up tasting like beef and detergent and i nearly puked

Oh fuck that sounds horrible

And my birthday is manageable, but I wish people wouldn't make such a big deal of it
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#32
Quote by Pastafarian96
Oh fuck that sounds horrible

And my birthday is manageable, but I wish people wouldn't make such a big deal of it

ayy happy bday pasta. but yeah i feel you tho, it's usually more stressful for me than enjoyable.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#33
Quote by JamSessionFreak
ayy happy bday pasta. but yeah i feel you tho, it's usually more stressful for me than enjoyable.

Yeah, mum's organising a dinner for the family at a restaurant but I honestly would rather just be told happy birthday a bunch of times and leave it at that, nice and simple
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#34
Quote by Pastafarian96
Yeah, mum's organising a dinner for the family at a restaurant but I honestly would rather just be told happy birthday a bunch of times and leave it at that, nice and simple

ye lol that's a bit overkill. hope it goes as well as possible.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#35
Thank you for your attention to creativity! -pavliickk
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#36
Quote by JamSessionFreak
ye lol that's a bit overkill. hope it goes as well as possible.

I have extremely low hopes that it will but fuck it, I'll try to look happy
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#37
Hey girl, I'm Joshua Garcia of the Joshua Garcias. - Joshua Garcia
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#38
^ I mean yeah. . .if we're going to be that black and white about it? May as well bend it a little. . .but I've come leaps and bounds in the cooking department. . .I levelled up months ago +cooking skills. . .I can do Spaghetti Bolagnese, Macaroni and Cheese, Hotpot. . .pity some of my creation here are mocked. . .in future generations of me. . .I will tell my grand children how their grandfather used to feed himself. . .they won't be my biological grandkids but this is modern era. . .they don't have to be. . .people get caught up with details. . .

My Valentines Day 2017 will consist of me sitting down on my bedroom floor, scrawling old pics of my one and only love of my life, Susie, and playing CDs from that time, watching the movies we watched, reading the MSN chats we had, reading her love letters she wrote to me, remembering love and reminiscing about love. . .oh love how I miss you. . .but not so much that I'm willing to give up my financial freedom and my time. . .this is my house. . .

Probably treat myself and watch reruns of Judge Judy in my bedroom. . .Judge Judy is basically my girlfriend anyway, I see her for like 30 hours a week (Weekend Stacks on CBS Reality AMIRITE FELLAS?)

Also, love hurts. . . but in the emotional and the physical way so I am best out without it. . .I tried that naughty thing that guys do last night and it burned and I couldn't fall asleep! That's natures way of telling me to stay abstinent.

Happy Saint Valentine's Day guys. . .and JC, I never did get that phone call? Maybe I misunderstood (likely)
Official Accolades: UG's Bug Hunter, UG's Multi-Hunter. UG's Master Deleter, Elected Mod Candidate 2018

I don't know why. . .
I never told you. . .
I don't know why. . .
I never tried. . .
When we shed these bitter skins again. . .
All the reasons come to life. . .
But now it's over. . .
Now it's over. . .
#39
...
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#40
Quote by The_Blode
Also, love hurts. . . but in the emotional and the physical way so I am best out without it. . .I tried that naughty thing that guys do last night and it burned and I couldn't fall asleep! That's natures way of telling me to stay abstinent.
an emotional rollercoaster

every word
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
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