#2
I don't fucken know
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#3
I sent a dick pic to my crush for Valentines Day and she replied LOL
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#4
I think I made some shitty photography-related pun

k.lainad
I think we all know what I'm about to ask
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#5
Grabbed Mr. Fine Kitty and made him dance.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
I made a sarcastic remark to my parents in reference to something next door did ages ago
I have nothing important to say
#7
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Grabbed Mr. Fine Kitty and made him dance.
#8
I make sarcastic and dry remarks about a wide variety of topics at work....can't tell if people laugh with me or at me though
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#9
Not gonna lie, danced around in a circle flapping my arms like wings saying duck over and over in Chinese cos my daughter thinks its funny.
#10
Quote by i_lovemetallica
I make sarcastic and dry remarks about a wide variety of topics at work....can't tell if people laugh with me or at me though
at
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#11
Quote by Banjocal
at

Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#12
Advocated the emasculation of Drumph. Putin thought it was hilarious.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#13
Quote by Jackal58
Advocated the emasculation of Drumph. Putin thought it was hilarious.
He's not one to talk. I'm pretty sure his anti-homosexual policy is the result of having a pornstar name
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#14
Quote by Banjocal
He's not one to talk. I'm pretty sure his anti-homosexual policy is the result of having a pornstar name

Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#15
Quote by Masquirina
CAT I'M A KITTY CAT

THANK YOU :O
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#16
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#19
I can't even remember. I made a lot of people laugh yesterday.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#21
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#22
Quote by i_lovemetallica
I make sarcastic and dry remarks about a wide variety of topics at work....can't tell if people laugh with me or at me though

That's me everyday at work.
Last night, instead of doing what I usually do, I was upstairs cutting up a bunch of plywood for some shelving.
Sawdust in the air and all over everything.
Someone asked what I was doing that night and I said "Sucking sawdust all fucking night. I think thats what he said his name was".
That got a laugh out of a few people.
#23
Quote by CodeMonk
That's me everyday at work.
Last night, instead of doing what I usually do, I was upstairs cutting up a bunch of plywood for some shelving.
Sawdust in the air and all over everything.
Someone asked what I was doing that night and I said "Sucking sawdust all fucking night. I think thats what he said his name was".
That got a laugh out of a few people.
I guess you had to be there, huh
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#25
Quote by RogerHThomas
Completing 25-30 reps of an exercise which targets that muscle group a few days after you've extremely worked it out will increase the visible mass.Alpha X Boost Make sure that you are consuming the amount of calories that your body needs. There are a number of online calculators that you can use to determine caloric needs dependent on your goals.
http://www.supplements4us.com/x-alpha-boost/


What the fuck lol
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#26
The other day at work, I suggested that Fifty Shades Darker and the Lego Batman Movie should be consolidated into one film.

Q#m
e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
#27
Said something sarcastic at lunch today I think.
Quote by Renka
OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

#28
Quote by CodeMonk
That's me everyday at work.
Last night, instead of doing what I usually do, I was upstairs cutting up a bunch of plywood for some shelving.
Sawdust in the air and all over everything.
Someone asked what I was doing that night and I said "Sucking sawdust all fucking night. I think thats what he said his name was".
That got a laugh out of a few people.


Did he call you back, at least? This guy, Sawdust?
#30
I imitated RuPaul.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#31
my birth
"ba doo doo ba doo doo ba doo daa"
- earth,wind, and fire