#2
One does not simply play guitar after beating the meat
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#4
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k.lainad lol why would someone would want to do that in the first place
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#5
try grouping chest and lower glatujalamos instead i have had better results
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#6
Sitting in classical position helps,

Also stretch in the shower, don't let a quick trip to gainsville on the pump express get in the way of your guitar gains


Legato and fluidity in your playing is where it's at

DJENT!!
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#7
Quote by ballajoe010
k.lainad lol why would someone would want to do that in the first place


Do you even power clean and JERK bro? Smh
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#9
ballajoe010

Stretch again, apply heat. If that fails, GET ANOTHER PUMP and then stretch MORE
Legato and fluidity in your playing is where it's at

DJENT!!
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#12
Quote by ballajoe010
Lol I tried playing standing up for 15mins and I got worn out



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#14
I couldn't imagine working out one body part at a time. I do my whole routine every day.

I also don't play guitar standing up. I ALWAYS plays guitar sitting cross legged on the floor. It's the only natural way to play guitar.
#16
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Do you even power clean and JERK bro? Smh

I usually clean after jerk.
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#17
Quote by k.lainad
One does not simply play guitar after beating the meat
Spoken like somebody whose never jacked it just to the point of ejaculation then abruptly stopped to pick up the guitar and experience the sensation of an orgasmic guitar solo.
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