#1
I'm not

or am i?



(look at me look at me)
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#3
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Hands in the air like it's good to be
Alive, in such a small world


And I'm a famous rapper
Even when the paths are all crookedy
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#6
Quote by Bladez22
Rascal more like
A loveable rascal?
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
Last edited by Banjocal at Feb 15, 2017,
#7
Banjocal? Never heard of her...
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
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(Don't even ask what it means)


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#9
Quote by Bladez22
Banjocal

The loveliest rascal
Then why won't anybody love me?

Quote by EndTheRapture51
youre not a racist
mummy always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#11
Quote by zgr0826
And I'm a famous rapper
Even when the paths are all crookedy

I can make money and open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four miles to a gallon of gasoline

Cuz...
#12
I once heard him sing the N word in Straight Outta Compton when he thought nobody was around.


Dispicable...
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#13
Can confirm racist, only has white mice set aside for mouse-themed world domination, he's already massacred many a brown and half browns.
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#14
Quote by EpiExplorer
Can confirm racist, only has white mice set aside for mouse-themed world domination, he's already massacred many a brown and half browns.
Doing us a favor, I say. Brown mice always seem to steal my food unlike the white ones.
#15
Quote by Banjocal
Then why won't anybody love me?

To be fair, just loveable isn't enough.

Take diapers, for example. Are they absorbent, and thereby capable of becoming saturated with moisture? Sure. But are they by definition saturated? No, they need that special someone to pee on them first.
#17
I'm a proud racist, having won a few medals in my time at the 100 meter dash.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.