#1
All attention-seeking behavior goes here plox.

BTW I am a grill.

LOOK AT ME
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#2
I have my own thread because I'm special
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#3
Can I be racist? People seem to get lots of attention if you're racist.
#5
Someone pay attention to me please

Thanks
#6
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Someone pay attention to me please

Thanks
hi
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#7
Quote by Bladez22
Someone pay attention to me please

Thanks


hello
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#11
I might have giant female breasts

also I have opinions on racism which may or may not align with those you hold
#12
I have authority on an internet forum so you should always try to converse with me even if I make unimpressive posts that you'd rather gloss over.
O.K.

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~ Bill Watterson


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#13
It's weird how attention whore-y this place used to be. Was definitely guilty of it too but my god it was like every thread a few years ago
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#14
they
evidently
crave


edit: gah when did UG change the board so this stuff didn't work
Last edited by smb at Feb 15, 2017,
#15
I'm a "moderator" on an Internet forum, because I, too, seek attention and likes from random neckbeards.
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#16
Here's a witty remark

Isn't it witty?

Like this comment and quote it, replying with
I have nothing important to say
#17
the amount of my threads that get numerous mirrors is kinda flattering tbh
PM me for newts
#18
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Like this comment and quote it, replying with


I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#20
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Here's a witty remark

Isn't it witty?

Like this comment and quote it, replying with

no
#21
Quote by UltimateGuizar
This isn't enough, I want to be an admin now.
HMU zappp buddy

if this guy gets to be an admin i want to be an admin too
#22
Quote by StewieSwan
the amount of my threads that get numerous mirrors is kinda flattering tbh

it's because they are shit and easy to mirror
#23
The "look at me syndrome" is a plague of modern society.
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
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#24
Quote by kalypto
it's because they are shit and easy to mirror


iunno why people always feel the need to tell me my threads are shit


it's like


duh
PM me for newts
#25
Quote by StewieSwan
iunno why people always feel the need to tell me my threads are shit


it's like


duh

well we all know they are shit i thought i'd just reiterate that they are shit and that's probably why they are mirrored so much because they are shit
#28
Quote by zgr0826
All attention-seeking behavior goes here plox.

BTW I am a grill.

LOOK AT ME
If only I could be arsed doing an "I Put A Steak On You" lyric parody thing, this post would be even worse.
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#29


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#31
The pepperoni makes it legal. It's the pizza equivalent of clothing.
I have nothing important to say
#32
Quote by smb
I might have giant female breasts
If my history on the internet is to be trusted, you owe everyone here a pic of them.

/s as fuck
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