Poll: What should be the subject of the next Rapture thread?
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View poll results: What should be the subject of the next Rapture thread?
Online dating
3 7%
Feminism
3 7%
Petty bitching about a minor inconvience
10 24%
#BradThread parody
1 2%
Obscure historical event
9 21%
Racism
0 0%
House ownership
6 14%
Something ironic and unspecified
10 24%
Voters: 42.
#1
It's your choice what topic will be broached in the next scything #LyleThread

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#2
you've already done all of these

this isn't satire this is just a list of things you've already done

it'd be like if the onion did real news
#3
Where's the "don't make any of them" option?
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#5
Not an option I will always make threads

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#6
How about one where you publicly expel your demons while dr0nk as fuck and we'll just photoshop your wasted face with half of something else so you feel slightly better about your condition.
o()o

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#10
I really enjoyed the ones you made about various philosophies but mostly because it allowed me to engage without putting too much effort into it

so I vote for something about a historical event
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#11
how about we just perma ban you already
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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
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#12
Make a thread detailing all the reasons Wenger needs to leave.
I have nothing important to say
#13
Quote by k.lainad
how about we just perma ban you already


It's decided then it's gonna be a thread ridiculing those who call themselves MGTOW

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#14
Quote by EndTheRapture51
It's decided then it's gonna be a thread ridiculing those who call themselves MGTOW


neat

make sure to flame those red-pill, fedora wearing neckbeards as well.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#15
Make a thread about the different species of worm. Earth, gummy, ring, you name it.
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#17
House ownership or Pit poster who makes you cringe (most of the time).
#18
Ironic and unspecified is so played out. Misery loves company, and the pit posters can't stop reproducing shit threads.
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#19
Online dating.

Seriously though, should I try it?
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#20
Make a post explaining in your opinion why your threads, while attempting to be edgy, always end up being cringy instead.
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#21
Whats the diff between option 2 and 3 tho?
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#22
Quote by NewDayHappy
Online dating.
Kind of like carbon dating, but online?
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Coltrane


The apple always falls close to the tree, but the tree always falls on the power lines.
#23
Quote by Wolfinator-x
Kind of like carbon dating, but online?


Hey, I'm old but I'm not that old that I need carbon dating.
Some see the glass half full, others see the glass half empty. Me? I see that the glass is refillable.