#1
I used to make these threads back in the day. The way it works is simple: find a news picture and add a headline.

Sanders Recounts First Experience Shaking Trump's Hand


White House Sources Say Conway Testing New "Alternative Smile"


Belichick Programmers Report Glitches in New "Happiness" Software


Now you go.
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#3
I was gonna make a stupid joke but I actually like this thread already.
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I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#4
Swan Calls Meeting to Announce He is a Racist
Nature Researchers Have Affectionately Named Him "Stewie"
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#5
Trump signs executive order banning social justice warriors from the internet

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#6
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Trump signs executive order banning social justice warriors from the internet


Media Critics Accused of "Virtue Signaling"
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#7
Daniel Radcliffe comes out as devilkin,"yes its a real thing" he insists
#8
INS agent "vetting" Syrian refugee
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#9
Assassin thoughtfully offers a suggestion ss to how the West should react to her story

My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#10
Luke Skywalker drops lightsaber while crossing street, nearly amputates smartphone zombie's foot

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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#12
Recently-Discovered Species of Giant Worm Likes to Play with Lincoln Logs

I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#13
Putin Still Lacks NBA Championship Ring
Unsure of Which NBA Official to Kill
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#14
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Recently-Discovered Species of Giant Worm Likes to Play with Lincoln Logs

I wanted to make a Dune joke about this, but I got nothing.
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#15
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Putin Still Lacks NBA Championship Ring
Unsure of Which NBA Official to Kill


Best.
#16
Madonna Discovers Crown of the Seraph
Gains +1 CON, Turn Undead 1x/Day
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#17
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I wanted to make a Dune joke about this, but I got nothing.
How about "Shai-Hulud arrives at fancy dress party in King Arthur costume"
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#18
WITH THE SHADOW OF TRUMP'S PROPOSED BORDER WALL LOOMING IMMIGRANTS ARE BEING CHALLENGED TO FIND NEW WAYS TO CROSS THE U.S./MEXICO BORDER

"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#19
Trump Welcomes DeVos into Cabinet With His Usual Greeting for Women
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#20
President Trump now says 2+2=5. Describes current education standards as "the baddest"
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#21
Trump Touts Endorsers New Who "Said My Story Was Cool, and Called Me Their Bro"
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#22
Eric Johnson Reports Disturbance in the Force
"Someone, Somewhere, is Running Noiseless Pickups Into a Solid State Amp"
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#23
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President Trump now says 2+2=5. Describes current education standards as "the baddest"
Leader of the Ministry of Alternative Facts Holds Invisible Water Balloon Before Inaugural Invisible Water Balloon Fight
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I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#24
Mike Pence meets with former president Barack Obama
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December 14, 2017
#26
Trump Spends Meeting with Theresa May Decrying Tea as "Low Energy Beverage"

#27
Queen Elizabeth Relieved To Discover Horcrux Not Destroyed In Manchester Attack

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