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#1
Inspired by the missing users thread and some of its posts recalling history.

My sister brang a knife

FASTER TOM!! RUNN!

Harpoon girl

The birthplace of one of the biggest trends on UG

Embarrassing 'horney' things

"the nigga with the orange hat" - Equinepenis.mov

ghosts arnt real
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GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
Last edited by Wolfinator-x at Feb 20, 2017,
#2
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
Quote by metaldud536
Hey remember those MS paint competitions we would have?
I'm currently looking for some of them but either they suck, I don't remember them or I can't find them for the life of me.

Hell I'm currently looking for lolmnt's Burmese tiger pit thread and I can't find it.
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You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#5
Most of the shoop threads
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#6
I love the nod. And when it was still funny to have a whole thread of replies using the nod. That was around when I first started browsing the pit and I couldn't get enough.
#8
sam shoop threads

lol wut pear

OG nightmare inducement thread (ill bump the new one though)

also discovering this lovely page : http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ultimate-guitar
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#11
Quote by k.lainad
Holy shit these are all from 2005-2008 The more things change...
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Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#13
Quote by Diamond Dave
somebody has to remind me how the epic April fools prank went down.
I'd be happy to, PonyFan#218642
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
Quote by chrismendiola
Remember that time the person said that thing?
no
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#15
Quote by Diamond Dave
somebody has to remind me how the epic April fools prank went down.
I feel like I missed that one :O

EDIT: lolololol
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You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
Last edited by Wolfinator-x at Feb 21, 2017,
#16
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I feel like I missed that one :O

it was setup in three parts I think, may or may not have included a faked death and a flash animation reveal.
#20
That guy who fucked his sister

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#21
Trying to look for a thread about the Parliament Hill (RIP) shooting where a guy says something along the lines of "I know this isn't a good time, but anyone in Ottawa wanna jam?". Underrated gem.
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#22
Quote by JustRooster
Wolfinator-x

All good, I dig this thread.
Quote by Cardbored
Trying to look for a thread about the Parliament Hill (RIP) shooting where a guy says something along the lines of "I know this isn't a good time, but anyone in Ottawa wanna jam?". Underrated gem.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#23
Quote by Diamond Dave
somebody has to remind me how the epic April fools prank went down.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=557571&page=1
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#24
Quote by JustRooster
My 10 year thread accomplished 2 things. Establishing the trend of creating 10 year threads, and also chronicling all of UG's best moments.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1666503

haha, UREH! win

what about that circle jerk thread?
#25
#26
well there's one particular thread i made years ago that i'd like to forget ever happened but certain members like to bring it up every so often to make sure nobody, in fact, forgets
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#27
My 10 years is up soon, and I somehow missed most of this.

I do remember Night of the Pear tho.....

And BTBAM is always relevant, thank fuck that trend died.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#29
Its probably not old enough to be included in here, but

There are girls in the fandom
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#30
Quote by k.lainad
sam shoop threads

lol wut pear

OG nightmare inducement thread (ill bump the new one though)

also discovering this lovely page : http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ultimate-guitar


The one sam shoop where he's a pig nursing a bunch of piglets I think.
That one had me literally LOL.
There was one UG'er that did awesome shoops.

Then there was uhm....forget exactly what it was called...I'm gonna go with "Burmese Tiger Pit" or something, where some mod banned everyone that posted in that thread (jof ?).
Last edited by CodeMonk at Feb 21, 2017,
#31
Quote by CodeMonk
The one sam shoop where he's a pig nursing a bunch of piglets I think.
That one had me literally LOL.
There was one UG'er that did awesome shoops.

Gary did the pig image, I remember watching him actually put it together, and it was terrifying. That wasn't all that long ago though.

And I think it was Haunted Boy who did the really cool shoops all the time.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#32
Anything involving Ian

Like the time they perma'd him
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#34
Quote by CodeMonk
The one sam shoop where he's a pig nursing a bunch of piglets I think.
That one had me literally LOL.
There was one UG'er that did awesome shoops.

Then there was uhm....forget exactly what it was called...I'm gonna go with "Burmese Tiger Pit" or something, where some mod banned everyone that posted in that thread (jof ?).


Lol
I don't recall the exact thread but I do remember participating in a similar thread and being banned for a week. It was this silly thread game where posters vote or post for something until someone gets kicked, and if you get voted out or something then you have to face a week long ban. Probably circa 2013-2014.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#37
Shoop threads, the pear, and the nod are probably my fondest memories.
Quote by JD Close
Piano dick had some good parts, but should have said "As the business man slowly gets boned", would have accented the whole dick feeling of the album
#38
Quote by CodeMonk
Then there was uhm....forget exactly what it was called...I'm gonna go with "Burmese Tiger Pit" or something, where some mod banned everyone that posted in that thread (jof ?).
It was a bait-and-switch disguised as a hot chicks thread.

I fondly remember the time we all trolled Crazysam with bullshit readings about the economy. I recall citing 'Vincent Fournier' (aka Alice Cooper) in the thread. It was great because he was really chill with it when we revealed that we were just pulling his leg.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
Last edited by Wolfinator-x at Feb 21, 2017,
#39
That Ian thread is funnier every time it gets posted
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#40
Quote by Diamond Dave
haha, UREH! win

what about that circle jerk thread?


UnionJake and the Prestige :')
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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