#1
So my band is in the process of recording our first record. Once we have released it I also want to have some Merch to sell as well. Currently we only have stickers and a t-shirt with the band logo on it. I was hopping to get some unique march ideas. Like for example I was thinking of selling rock candy that goes along with our color scheme. Thoughts? Please share your ideas.
Last edited by Jadams12 at Feb 26, 2017,
#2
Condoms.

Or maybe...

Pillow cases?
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#5
You should make tour shirts, only instead of locations, it's

"his mom"
"her mom"
"your mom"
"my mom"

etc
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I don't know, I only have February ideas currently. Ask again in a week.
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#8
Is your band The Penguins?



I think I've seen your marchandise.
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I don't know, I only have February ideas currently. Ask again in a week.

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#12
custom dildo's in the shape of each of your dicks
#13
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This thread would've been better if it were about ideas for a march.

Well TS wrote "march" more often than "merch" so maybe it really is
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This thread would've been better if it were about ideas for a march.


Think of the publicity
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#15
You should make some custom logo toilet paper so people can wipe your shit record away
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#16
Let's go rollerblading, weather should improve in March so we can frolic through the daisies, isn't March wonderful
#17
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custom dildo's in the shape of each of your dicks
Rammstein much?
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#18
Rock candy? Wow that sounds pretty lame.

Just get some hats or bandanas with your logo on it and stop trying to be a merchandise innovator, Genes Simmons has had that one locked down for decades.
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#19
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Rammstein much?

oh i didn't realise it was an actual thing lol
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oh i didn't realise it was an actual thing lol
Yep, lol. IIRC you can actually buy the whole set.
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#22
Air guitar strings.
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#23
A quick google search just gave me a bunch of ideas (most I've seen before, but there are tons of good ideas out there).

Car Air Fresheners
Soap
Colouring Books
Pens/Pencils
Shot Glasses, Beer Glasses, or Mugs
Guitar Picks
Ipod/Ipad/Phone covers
Drink Koozies
Limited copies of Cassettes (for the hipster crowd)
Patches or Buttons
Certain *ahem* "herbal" paraphernalia (grinders, papers, etc, you'll have to check the local laws of your state/country so see if it's actually legal to sell that stuff though)
Lighters

I also saw someone had the idea of signing gear and equipment with your band logo and selling that (ie. drum heads, drum sticks, old guitar you've upgraded from, etc).
#24
Body pillows of all of you guys, coming in 'soft' and 'hardcore' varieties.

Other than that, best ot luck and I hope you have success.
Last edited by Spinnerweb at Feb 23, 2017,
#25
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That's not a bad idea. Just think how many would sell for the novelty value alone.
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