#1
So like some girl lurked my profile and apparently she was born in February 2004. And it's like... kid, you're not old enough to post here because you have to be thirteen and you're only... 13. Like shit. Next year kids born in 2000 will be graduating high school. Starting this April, there will girls that were born after the premier of SpongeBob that are old enough to do porn. People born after 9/11 will be driving next year. It's crazy.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#2
cool story bro
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#4
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So last year bro.
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Another year lost to the blue line
#5
One of my daughters was born 2 weeks after 9/11... she'll be driving this year
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#6
there are kids alive right now who have only had donald trump as their president woah
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#9
really stimulated my gray matter
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#12
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Aqua teen hunger force isn't 18 years old, and I refuse to wikipedia it.


Did you even read what it said there?
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#14
I have people on my Facebook friends list that I don't know at all. I never post anything illegal, so I don't give a shit if people see my public posts, or my profile. Seems weird to freak out because a teenager viewed your profile, lol.
#15
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My comment will be accurate in about 4 years.


You didn't read what it said.

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I have people on my Facebook friends list that I don't know at all. I never post anything illegal, so I don't give a shit if people see my public posts, or my profile. Seems weird to freak out because a teenager viewed your profile, lol.


I guess at your age you're used to being old.
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#16
Time may pass, but that doesn't mean you always remember it passing, and much like wind, it passing gets less noticeable with age
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