Did a search, the last threads made on this topic all pre-date the iPhone lmao

Anyway, post your phone backgrounds and lock screens.

This is my lock screen, my background is a bit non-descript, but its a photo I took when sailing in Greece.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
lock screen is

background screen is
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
So everyone knows I play guitar

Took this at a Cannibal corpse / Behemoth concert a while back

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
I have my EQ pedal settings where they go in the "normal" position. It's a very sensitive tool (cheap pos)
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this is your brain

this is your brain on RT

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Given that you reside in the shade of the natural light of reason, I will defer doing your homework to you.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect

It's just a blank black screen in both cases lol
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
Aw yis!

Lock screen:

Home screen:

EDIT: resized yuge pics
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.

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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
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I didn't know people still play pokemon go

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I an evety characyer in this story
lock (it's a glass chapel by the sea)

background (somewhere in northern california)

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I an evety characyer in this story
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
For background, have an app that loads the daily pic from: http://apod.nasa.gov/

when I see a really nice pic, I set it as lock screen for a while.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson

It lets me use my phone as a mirror while checking the time, and checking the time at night doesn't burn it into my very soul/eyeballs. Best wallpaper ever
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger