#1
Mine would be getting to go home about 20 minutes into the day as there was no water in the school.
#2
Watching the weather channel and finding out that school was closed because blizzard
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Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


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#3
I have many found memories of school but my all time favorite happened in the last week of the 9th grade.

It was Monday and the last day of school for the year was on Friday. I managed to talk this guy into having sex with me in the girls locker room then we skipped the rest of the day I didn't go back to school till the next year. No ever found out what we did and I have a huge thing for doing it locker rooms so it's a pretty great memory.
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#5
Skipping double chemistry for a spot of al fresco in a corn field was a good laugh. Throwing up in Latin after seeing Mad Dog McRea and doing too many balloons and cocktails. Running out of my AS physics exam because I was meant to pick up mushrooms before we saw Black Sabbath.
#6
middleschool i had a lot of friends that were into also in metal music and skateboarding, so I'd meet up with the ones that lived in my neighborhood after school and we would skate outside all day until it got dark, had my first beer in the 8th grade during one of those skate sessions.

in high-school pretty much the same friends in my neighborhood would drive me to school a few times a week during junior/senior year, and we'd smoke before school like every time they picked me up, good times, they were a bad influence on me growing up lol.
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#7
This was WAY before most of you went to a party with your father and came home with your mother.

5th grade, 1969, Watching the New York Mets win the World Series.
#9
Graduating.

And yeah, the memories of various qt girls butts
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#11
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Watching the weather channel and finding out that school was closed because blizzard

Over here we got that but with rain cuz the roads aren't designed to handle flooding.


Also TobusRex's ass in tight jeans
#12
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Also TobusRex's ass in tight jeans

Road's aren't designed to handle that either
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#13
When this guy gave a dude across the classroom a glimpse of the porn he was watching on his phone and the teacher saw it and he took the first guy, started slapping him from one end of the classroom and kept on slapping in a full circle across the classroom because the guy kept walking backwards while being slapped and I almost died laughing.
#15
I guess the time we were watching some camel documentary on Valentine's Day and there was a part that was straight up showing two camels having sex and the teacher started front forwarding but they were only humping faster and a student shouted "best Valentine's Day ever."

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Graduating.

And yeah, the memories of various qt girls butts
Agree.
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#16
The stairs outside the science laboratories were the best place in the school to accidentally look upwards when a hot girl was walking up
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#17
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The stairs outside the science laboratories were the best place in the school to accidentally look upwards when a hot girl was walking up
Not all of us were privileged enough to go to a school that had skirts for dress code policy though.

Us guys had to buy our own.
ayyyyyy lmao
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#18
We were asked to make a Powerpoint presentation on something for Chemistry.

Instead we filled the Powerpoint with fake error messages telling our idiot substitute teacher that it was deleting her hard drive.

She was a bit freaked out and didn't actually ask us to resubmit it.
#20
Best school memory was when we had a Super Nintendo in our 6th form common room, it lasted a few months but got shutdown as people were skipping classes to stay and play and teachers were having to go chase up their students, this was circa 2002-2004.
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#21
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The stairs outside the science laboratories were the best place in the school to accidentally look upwards when a hot girl was walking up
Biology was one of favorites too.
#23
I have quite a few good memories in school.

One of my first computer lessons was spending the entire hour playing this.


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I legit had a blast playing it.


Another good time was during the summer in year 5 (5th grade), I was part of this group who played Pokemon RBY during every school break and I was the best player. I could legit call myself pokemon champion of the entire school and it was okay because it was cool to like Pokemon.  
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#24
the guy who threw the heart across the history classroom

i wasnt there but it was such a moment it felt like i was
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#25
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I have quite a few good memories in school.

One of my first computer lessons was spending the entire hour playing this.


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I legit had a blast playing it.


Another good time was during the summer in year 5 (5th grade), I was part of this group who played Pokemon RBY during every school break and I was the best player. I could legit call myself pokemon champion of the entire school and it was okay because it was cool to like Pokemon.
#26
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Hey, first pokemon champion... Then the bitches.
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#27
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Hey, first pokemon champion... Then the bitches.
So that's where I went wrong.

/sigh
#29
Going to the computer room after school to play Runescape with classmates.
Now he sees the forest for the trees
Now he touches just enough to feel
#30
Oh and secretly playing counter strike in the ICT lab and being skillful as fuck while the teacher lectures. I was a dope 13 year old.


Didn't work out in my favor
#32
truth or dare during the lunch break xoxo




#33
I have a lot of great memories. It's hard to pick. But the backpacking trip in the Pennsylvania mountains where it snowed like 10 feet one night is a pretty big standout. You want to really get to know people, go winter backpacking and fight for your survival with them.
#35
Seeing two hot girls kiss each other on the lips
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#36
took my dump on the floor cuz the toilet was duck taped.  closed a week for 'vandalism' 
im a badass and didnt even know it
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#37
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took my dump on the floor cuz the toilet was duck taped.  closed a week for 'vandalism' 
im a badass and didnt even know it

haha me too
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#38
Playing with girl under table and underage sex
Regular fights
Vodka Jelly
Having my gym shorts pulled down in front of all of the girls in who were in my form...
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#39
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Playing with girl under table and underage sex
Regular fights
Vodka Jelly
Having my gym shorts pulled down in front of all of the girls in who were in my form...

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