#1
What's with these odd jumps in online "guests"? It went from 200 to 300 to 500 in less than a quarter hour, and then back to baseline shortly after. I've noticed this happen at random times over the years, so don't say "technical difficulties" because of the site changes. What's going on around here?


If you're one of "them", then just come out with it. Someone had to say it
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#2
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#5
I'm pretty sure the mods have been colluding with the Russians for years. Possibly since the beginning of UG.

But I'm the only one with the BALLZ to expose the TRUTH!!!
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#7
Quote by Masquirina
Fake news!
Sad!
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#8
Quote by Banjocal
Sad!

The baddest!
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#11
Quote by snipelfritz
I'm pretty sure the mods have been colluding with the Russians for years. Possibly since the beginning of UG.

But I'm the only one with the BALLZ to expose the TRUTH!!!

IT'S A FUCKING GHOST!
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#12
Quote by slapsymcdougal
The site's numbers are gonna be yuuuuuuge.


o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#13
i can't wait for all the new users to sign up!
#14
Quote by kalypto
i can't wait for all the new users to sign up!


Fresh meat
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#15
Quote by k.lainad
Fresh meat
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Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#16
Quote by slapsymcdougal
The site's numbers are gonna be yuuuuuuge.

Woooooooow.
#17
This website is actually a child sex trafficking ring disguised as a guitar website.
Free Ali
#18
we still get occasional traffic from the top post on /r/guitar on reddit which calls this site one of the worst tragedies of online guitar resources
Click here to hear my BOB DYLAN (Blowing in the Wind) out right now May 2k17
#19
Can someone make a gif of the scooby doo revealing the ghouls mask and it reveals the UG logo/mascot thingy?
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#21
Quote by chrismendiola
This website is actually a child sex trafficking ring disguised as a guitar website.


That would explain the maps josh draws in his tabs
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#22
Не волнуйтесь. Всё хорошо.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#23
I think they have scheduled tours through the pit somewhere between 6-8pm central on Sunday.
#24
Hi guys. 
Fat Lard sent me a PM today and asked me to share it with you all.
He said he had to go on a sudden holiday.


Quote by Fat Lard
 

Hello friends I am talking with on internet.
Pleas to be ignore my first posting on this thread. I was a little excite and jump out of my pants and make an elephant out of a fly.
My computer was program damage and so numbers were not of accurate readings.
Please to be continue posting of intimate details of life as though nothing have happen.
I have not being execute of KGB and everything are A OK.
Yankee doodle is number one American hero. 


So you see, everything is fine and there's nothing going on
#27
Quote by stratkat
911 tabs was an inside job.

New tabs spell it out in 0s and 1s, djent's not a real genre, it's binary.
POORLY FORMATTED TABLATURE CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS