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#1
And went on to regret it almost immeaditly. It's our anniversary today, and I sent her a song I made for her for the event. The rest of the of the conversation went down a path I'd rather not traversed. In short it went like this:

Me: I miss you.
Her: Get the fuck over me already. I care about you, but not that much.
Me: But I'm fuckig broken.
Her: Get some help.

Now I feel even more like shit.
The song was fucking terrible, I'm fucking terrible and life sucks.

https://soundcloud.com/kaseke-1/jessica

Have a listen. I can't sing for shit.

https://soundcloud.com/kaseke-1/once-upon-a-time

Also here's a fucking depressing and bad song about how I felt before. Now I feel worse.

Why must I punish myself?
#2
Hahaha
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
at least you still have the pit
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#6
Quote by Kaseke
It's our anniversary today


I sent a message to my ex...


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Get some help



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I an evety characyer in this story
#8
Quote by Kaseke
And went on to regret it almost immeaditly. It's our anniversary today, and I sent her a song I made for her for the event. The rest of the of the conversation went down a path I'd rather not traversed. In short it went like this:

Me: I miss you.
Her: Get the fuck over me already. I care about you, but not that much.
Me: But I'm fuckig broken.
Her: Get some help.

Now I feel even more like shit.
The song was fucking terrible, I'm fucking terrible and life sucks.

https://soundcloud.com/kaseke-1/jessica

Have a listen. I can't sing for shit.

https://soundcloud.com/kaseke-1/once-upon-a-time

Also here's a fucking depressing and bad song about how I felt before. Now I feel worse.

Why must I punish myself?

Found the Finnish guy
#9
"i sent a message to my ex"


Said nobody smart, ever.
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#10
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Found the Finnish guy
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#11
Ah that moment when you hit send and you instantly realize how fucking stupid that was. Good times. Good times*


*bad times
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#12
Literally if you send messages to your ex you're asking for it and I have a right to laugh at you.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#14
I dont understand why you would want somebody that doesn't give a shit about you anymore.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#15
So is she single now?


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#16
More importantly...

Is


She


Fit
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#17
tbh you're really not a bad singer
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#18
Beer and rum and whisky and wine
These are the things that make you feel fine
#19
SATURDAY NIGHT! (high)
SATURDAY NIGHT! (high and dry)
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Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#21
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More importantly...

Is


She


Fit
Well, she's into fitness.

Fitness dick in her mouth.
#22
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Sorry mate, but you need to grow a pair.


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#23
Foul number 1: Writing a song for a significant other.
Foul number 2: Writing a song for an ex to win her back.
Foul number 3: Giving a shit about someone who doesn't give a shit about you.

Just remember. Every moment of time you waste thinking about her is a moment of your life that you will never have back. You just wasted precious minutes and hours of your fleeting life writing a song and recording a song for someone that is truly of zero significance to you or your life and is likely already getting fucked by someone else.

Then again, I'm wasting precious moments of my life in the pit informing you of this. So, we're all guilty of wasting time to a degree. But, some forms of wasting time are slightly more pathetic than others.
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#24
You should listen to your ex since you value her so much and definitely get some help.
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#25
ThunderPunk
You say that but keaton henson has a career because of writing songs about exes

OP

are YOU as good as keaton henson?

no?

what a surprise.

sit the fuck down, op
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#26
A wise man once told me " never write a song about a girl. Write it about your dog or your car and tell her its about her. When that sht goes south, at least you will still have a good song."
#27
The only thing you should have sent her is a bomb
I have nothing important to say
#28
At least you don't have to be a putz in person like we old guys did back in the day, now you can do it with an instant message.

And uhhh.... don't get a kitten.
#29
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ThunderPunk
You say that but keaton henson has a career because of writing songs about exes


Never heard of Keaton Henson before. Just checked him out. My dick turned into a vagina.

Almost as bad as Dashboard Confessional.
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#30
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The only thing you should have sent her is a bomb


Did u not hear that track? that shit was da bomb!

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#31
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Never heard of Keaton Henson before. Just checked him out. My dick turned into a vagina.

Almost as bad as Dashboard Confessional.
your opinion is nothingness
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#32
Quote by Banjocal
your opinion is nothingness


Yeah, just like my wang after that mess.
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#33
What the fuck did you think was going to happen?
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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#34
I messaged my ex, I found a flashdrive of a dead phone she'd forgotten about, she appreciated it, because she had no pics of that timeframe, I deleted every pic and video containing me and/or noodz and sent her a .zip.

Confirmed she wasn't homeless.

Called her a pleb for the anime she watched according to MAL.

No point in continuing communication afterward.
#35
kaseke?

more like kaseekingrelationship

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#36
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Whenever I've seen this image I've only ever looked at the pear and moved promptly on.


I took some time to look at the furry photographer.

Are you instagraming your meal like a little hipster, small fluff?
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#37
bully her until she doesn't give a fuck anymore and you naturally deal with it because of distance
#38
I can't really sympathize when after your last thread I thought you understood the importance of moving on. It's pretty much to avoid things like this exactly.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#40
bang someone much more attractive and successful than her
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Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
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