Poll: is your name listed below?
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#1
Here are the most common boy names in the US and UK

USA
1 Jacob
2 Michael
3 Joshua
4 Matthew
5 Ethan
6 Andrew
7 Daniel
8 Anthony
9 Christopher
10 Joseph

UK
1 Mohammed
2 Winston
3 Rutledge
4 Alastair
5 Cornwallace
6 Binghamptonshire
7 Bangbus
8 Posterior
9 Oliver
10 Winstonhamptonshireford


whats urs?


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#3
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#4
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whats urs?


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#5
My first name is #2 and my middle name is #10
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#7
It was the #18 most common name in the year I was born,

it was 175th in 2015.

People around my age it's very common to run into people with the same first name. Glad people aren't naming their stupid ass kids my name.

My name is Kyle.
#9
I wish I was Gandalf
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#10
Quote by stratkat
It was the #18 most common name in the year I was born,

it was 175th in 2015.

People around my age it's very common to run into people with the same first name. Glad people aren't naming their stupid ass kids my name.

My name is Kyle.


Kyles are men of extremes. I knew 2 Kyles. One was 6'8" and the other was gayer than the day is long
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#11
i'm a michael i wish i wasn't tbh
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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#12
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Kyles are men of extremes. I knew 2 Kyles. One was 6'8" and the other was gayer than the day is long


I take it I'm the latter.

Only extreme thing I can do is drink an abhorent amount of booze that could put others in a coma and yet still stand, and I'm not exactly proud of that.
Last edited by stratkat at Feb 27, 2017,
#14
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3 Joshua
Bull****

I want your sources.
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#15
This list seems more accurate for the US.
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#16
Quote by Joshua Garcia
This list seems more accurate for the US.


"seems more accurate"

>1990
>updated 2005
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#17
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This list seems more accurate for the US.

Wow, there are 233,434 with my same first name.

edit: Or were, some might've died, there's not many new kids being named that.

New life goal, be the last surviving kyle, it'll be like highlander, with more slurring and drinking.
Last edited by stratkat at Feb 27, 2017,
#18
There's a dude named Kermit at my work
My God, it's full of stars!
#19
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There's a dude named Kermit at my work


poor unfortunate soul
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#20
And his last name is a shitty first name that half-rhymes with Kermit. Terrible
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#21
Quote by StewieSwan
"seems more accurate"

>1990
>updated 2005
http://www.babycenter.com/top-baby-names-2016.htm

Point stands, I don't trust your unlisted sources.
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Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Feb 27, 2017,
#25
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If this list were for *insert muslim country here* Muhammed would be 1 thru 10


please, numbers 8 and 9 would be Ahmed

rt tho it is the #1 baby name in the UK.
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#26
Jack was one of the most popular boy names in the UK for years, so it's probably considered generic now

When I was born it wasn't hugely popular. On the one hand, this a clear cut sign that my birth inspired many people and it is a great name. On the other hand, there are a bunch of worthless peasants also called Jack, which sucks.
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#27
Quote by StewieSwan
please, numbers 8 and 9 would be Ahmed

rt tho it is the #1 baby name in the UK.


You have no idea how popular it is in Muslim countries

no name in a Western country compares. It's insane
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#28
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You have no idea how popular it is in Muslim countries

no name in a Western country compares. It's insane


better not let mohammad.guitarkid catch you generalizing
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#30
Quote by JackSaints
Jack was one of the most popular boy names in the UK for years, so it's probably considered generic now

When I was born it wasn't hugely popular. On the one hand, this a clear cut sign that my birth inspired many people and it is a great name. On the other hand, there are a bunch of worthless peasants also called Jack, which sucks.


I am also called jack, and it was the most popular boys name the year I was born. I am a common pleb
#31
My names not on that list but Richard is a pretty generic name
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#32
My namea chef
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#33
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My namea chef


I get this reference
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#35
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I wish I was Gandalf

Oh shit. Do you think there actually is someone out there who named there kid Gandalf? That kid would be so cool.

My sister has a friend who had a kid and gave them the middle name Danger.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#37
Very. I know quite a few people with the same first name as me and one of them also has my surname.
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#40
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And his last name is a shitty first name that half-rhymes with Kermit. Terrible


Kermit... Emmett

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