Poll: runcringe
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10 36%
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#1
Not, like, track&field, but, like, you know that weird kid that would run home after school with his white sneakers and backpack strapped on all super tight?


I saw a kid running to his class today (outside) and it was just like


why
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#2
I sort of get it with school kids but I just can't comprehend an adult running

like seriously, get a taxi dude
#3
my meat suit does not allow such active mobility
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#4
This is the first time I've ever seen anyone say running is cringey.
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#5
It's all in your mind pal
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#6
you'll change your mind when you get chased by wolves or whatever
#7
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you'll change your mind when you get chased by wolves or whatever



Running from a wolf is like the worst possible thing you could do though.
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#8
how is running cringey?

wtf are you smoking, stewie?
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#9
everyone who doesn't think running is cringy is that person that runs for the bus then spends ages fumbling for the right change
#10
Please explain how a person running is cringey.
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#11
it's like tying the laces on your chucks

it's juggling with your lunch

it's grabbing the acoustic guitar at someone else's party
#12
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it's like tying the laces on your chucks

it's juggling with your lunch

it's grabbing the acoustic guitar at someone else's party
Some people juggle geese....
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#14
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Please explain how a person running is cringey.

what if they run like naruto
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#15
I'm with stewbly on this one. We, as a society, have moved beyond physical exertion.
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#16
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what if they run like naruto


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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
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#17
It's likely because most people attempting to even walk at a functional pace would probably spill their shitty, iced frappuccino bollocks of a drink all over their sweat shop made, over priced clothes. Then they'd have a hissy fit and be another forty fucking minutes late to where they're going due to clean up time and social media ranting. Fuckers.


sry gtg run, bitch
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#18
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what if they run like naruto


uggghh g hhgh I knew a kid in high school who did this. and read every halo book and carried it in his bag. and had the unfortunate last name of Meow. and wasn't very nice to the one (equally weird) girl who showed any sort of affection to. etc.

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#19
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uggghh g hhgh I knew a kid in high school who did this. and read every halo book and carried it in his bag. and had the unfortunate last name of Meow. and wasn't very nice to the one (equally weird) girl who showed any sort of affection to. etc.



With a name like meow the kid was doomed from birth.
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#21
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Running from a wolf is like the worst possible thing you could do though.

Worse than running towards one?
#22
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Worse than running towards one?
while juggling geese?
#23
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while juggling geese?

The geese could serve as a distraction.
#24
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Worse than running towards one?


Much worse. Wolves are rather timid animals. If there was only a single wolf and you run at it chances are it'd just run away.

Running away from it though puts you in the same position it's food is normally in and it's more likely to attack you.
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#25
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kids who ran like this in middle school hmd



Jfc
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#27
^ Looks like they've all pooped their pants.
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#28
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kids who ran like this in middle school hmd


I'm not sure I've ever seen anything run like that in any capacity much less it being a convention of a certain category of child, probably a neglected category we should be doing more to help
#29
I kinda get what Stewie means. But I think it's because they never actually run or jog. They do this half run half walk thing where they dont use their arms at all and it always looks so awkward.
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kids who ran like this in middle school hmd

I don't have kids so this means nothing but I don't think I could let them be that dorky. I'd tell them to cut that shit out before they get beat up
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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#30
Who cares
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#31
Cringey... Or why you shouldn't give up on running.

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#32
jesus how long til they start burning books and sic that horrifying shit on anyone who has books
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#33
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Cringey...



agreed

the music used in the background is very cringey

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#34
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you know that weird kid that would run home after school with his white sneakers and backpack strapped on all super tight?
I really don't.
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#35
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jesus how long til they start burning books and sic that horrifying shit on anyone who has books

I tell you what, a whole bunch of Amazon employees are going to lose their jobs, but yeah that thing with weapons, pretty cringey.
#37
Running is cringey if you're wearing a backpack. This is why I don't ruck. I'm afraid I might die of shame.
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#38
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Maybe it was you...
I would never run because I didn't want everyone checking out my man boobs flying all over the place.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#39
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Running is cringey if you're wearing a backpack. This is why I don't ruck. I'm afraid I might die of shame.
i agree

Dread is cringey
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#40
Quote by MurrcuryFoxx
With a name like meow the kid was doomed from birth.


I'd love a name like meow, I wouldn't stop with the puns, not meow, not ever.

Stratter Meow, has a ring to it.

Admittedly some weird kid wouldn't know how to own that name.

Now running home from school, yeah I could understand doing it, running to class, I never took my homework home, so if I didn't get to school 15 minutes early I'd sit outside on a bench and do my homework and show up tardy.
What a fucking offensive word tardy sounds like.
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