#1
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-who-owned-six-tons-9957269
A man who owned six tons of porn died when his collection of filthy magazines fell on top of him.


Scene of the accident:


Discuss.
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Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Mar 6, 2017,
#6
Might as well call that his "final blow." Joke probably doesnt make sense since he was probably a lonely shit.
#7
Well, a lot of men think being crushed by a bunch of naked women to be a great way to go.
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#10
owning that much physical pornography just screams mental illness

he was probably a pedophile too, good riddance
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#11
he deserved it

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#12
So if he has any family/friends (unlikely) they get to inherit shitloads of porn mags and nothing else. 
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#13
Did he at least archive most of it via scans,? for the internet's sake?

I need to know if I should mourn a hero, or not care some selfish nut with a huge porn collection died.
#15
 “In order not to become a shame of the deceased, we try to dispose of  adult toys in the room so that the bereaved family will not be aware of  it,”  

How considerate. 
#18
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Well, a lot of men think being crushed by a bunch of naked women to be a great way to go.

Pretty much.
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#21
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Doesn't mean it's fake, just that the death may not have happened as reported.

The man with 6 tons of porno mags is still very much real.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Mar 6, 2017,
#22
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Doesn't mean it's fake, just that the death may not have happened as reported.

The man with 6 tons of porno mags is still very much real.

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#23
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Lol who the hell still looks at porn mags?

Well I'd look at them if I had 6 tons of them
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#24
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Lol who the hell still looks at porn mags?

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#25
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#26
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Well I'd look at them if I had 6 tons of them

You really couldn't avoid looking at them, a 6 ton pile.