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THE ROAST THREAD

I'm pretty sure that you all know what a roast is, correct?

I want you all to roast the poster above you.

Remember, if you posted, you'll get roasted, so if you are easily offended, please don't respond to this topic.

Have fun! Now give me your best shot, poster below me.



Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#3
It's a shame your dad didn't go his own way so he could avoid conceiving you


Edit: for k.lainad


the confusing shitshow begins
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
Last edited by steve_muse at Mar 9, 2017,
#5
You're not as attractive as Adonis.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#10
Literally don't know who you are.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#13
Doesn't know how to spell usernames without using numbers
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#16
cunt
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#17
Stupid avatar.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#18
stupid avatar exceptional signature
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#19
Is too fantastic leave some greatness to everyone else geez
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#20
If Joshua Garcia wasn't a good guitar player.
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#21
Wow. Pokemon. How original.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#23
u an owl man u phny u r not patchwork man u r an owl u hav a pic of an owl on ur avatar phonyman
"ba doo doo ba doo doo ba doo daa"
- earth,wind, and fire
#27
Never had a bitch.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#30
Shaming latinos, smh.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#31
i'd roast you, but you're already married
Check out my band Disturbed
#32
Quote by StewieSwan
i'd roast you, but you're already married


I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#33
Quote by Amuro Jay
cowardly lion lookin-ass, so white he gets moonburn lookin-ass

Dat shit's Patrice O'Neal level roast.  
#34
EVEN A DOGGO DONT WANNA KISS U
"ba doo doo ba doo doo ba doo daa"
- earth,wind, and fire
#36
I didn't want to have to do this...

I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#38
About as unpleasing as reading any of your posts
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#40
From scotland
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
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