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beautiful place
10 48%
hedonistic debauchery filled hellpit
11 52%
Voters: 21.
#3
most of the lesbians I know are tiny and skinny

most of the "fat lesbian" looking types I know are actually straight


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#5
i only know one that's attractive to me


tried to date her tbh before i knew she was gay
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#8
I'm part of the group that only knows thin, conventionally feminine lesbians. Even the most tomboyish one I know is mostly feminine.

For some reason I have like 5 lesbian friends but only one (as far as I know) gay friend, not including bisexuals. Now that is something I'd like to get an explanation for.
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#9
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short hair, mom jeans, t-shirt


why tho

Stop hanging out at Wal-Mart 
#11
theyre not tho
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#12
guys i hate to break it to you but the hot girls in lesbian porn arent real lesbians
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guys i hate to break it to you but the hot girls in lesbian porn arent real lesbians

You say that like it's a bad thing.
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#15
My question is; when you see a group of lesbians why does one of them always have a broken leg?
#16
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guys i hate to break it to you but the hot girls in lesbian porn arent real lesbians

I dont care if they're in love, just if they're in each other  
#17
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i only know one that's attractive to me


tried to date her tbh before i knew she was gay
so you're salty about getting rejected ok
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#18
I know a pretty mixed bag of lesbians, attractive and not attractive

Almost like every other sex and orientation

Hmm

Funny though one girl didn't come out as a lesbian until after high school, really pretty, tall girl, and none of the guys could ever figure out why she denied everyone lol
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so you're salty about getting rejected ok

Nah. We still good frens
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#20
I've met an emo chick with rainbow color hair who was a fat lesbian. That was the only one though, the rest ive met are really normal looking. 
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#21
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I've met an emo chick with rainbow color hair who was a fat lesbian. That was the only one though, the rest ive met are really normal looking. 

It's almost like they're people or something.
#23
Just putting this out there, you sound like my dad

You don't want to sound like my 
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#24
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short hair, mom jeans, t-shirt


why tho

You have no clue. 
And you've been hanging out with the wrong Lesbians. 
Never try to pick up lesbians at Walmart, stupid. 

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#25
citation needed 


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#26
yall actin like you know a bunch of ellens instead of chaz bonos
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#27
If it were true (which is likely not), then I'd take a guess that it's because they are the most vocal about it and thus you hear more about them (making it seem they are the majority of lesbians out there). Why would they be the most vocal about it? Because they'd be the ones getting discriminated and shit on the most, for being homosexual, for being fat, for being ugly, and for being all three at the same time (i.e men accept and desire attractive lesbians and treat them well but feel disgusted by ugly ones and treat them like freaks).

I dunno, just taking a guess. Like many said, it's not even true
#28
Can confirm Stewie's description in my neck of the woods. Most of them are fat, have short hair and never tip.
#29
Lesbians are fat because of genetics

 Genetics that they store in the fridge
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#30
One of my best friends years ago was/is a lesbian (Haven't seen her for a few years though).
She was pretty hot. Nice rack. And the most incredible ass I have ever seen, before or since.
Although she often had no problem telling everyone she was a lesbian (except her mom), I found
out the "hard" way, she wasn't 100% lesbian.

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#31
I think it's really fat girls who can't get laid, so they tell everyone they're lesbians because they think it'll get them laid. In reality, real lesbians won't fuck them either.
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#32
I wanna see a black lesbian
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#33
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I wanna see a black lesbian

There's a website that rhymes with 'cornhub' that can help you with that
#34
You wish you could get with a lesbian let alone any girl. Projection Projection Projection
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#36
Because they eat out a lot.

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They aren't any fatter than other women. 


Maybe the ones you date
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#37
Most of the lesbians I have encountered/met/known were fairly unattractive.  Yeah, I've seen the stereo-typical overweight, buzz-cut, combat boots, variety.  They're more common than 'attractive' lesbians, in my opinion... which is based solely upon my own observation. Perhaps in other locations the caliber of lesbian is much higher.  

Bi-sexual women on the other-hand... that's where the hotties are.
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