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#1
...if you feed them antacids?
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#2
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#3
Ants sleep and most likely produce dimethyltryptamine like most living things, so probably yes. Melatonin is just DMT minus the CO2, which might convert in some interactions and such with the increased O2 that people have when sleeping, but I'm no scientist. Probably though
#4
*possibly. ants are fucking tiny dude i'm not sure they have the whole advanced prefrontal cortex thing going
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#5
I just googled it and apparently queen ants have "RAM", or rapid antennae movement when they sleep, like humans have REM.
#6
Quote by Burgery
*possibly. ants are fucking tiny dude i'm not sure they have the whole advanced prefrontal cortex thing going


True, but animal intelligence is better determined by brain size to body rather than the largeness of them. Like how ravens can solve puzzles and that one gray parrot that was the first animal to ask an existential question (unlike other considered-smarter animals like dolphins and primates that can do some form of sign language), and those things have bird brains
#7
Just googled it again and ants have a 1:7 brain to body ratio. That sounds pretty damn smart man. Chimpanzees are 1:113. We've just got to hope that nobody ever invents a wumbo belt that makes ants our size
#8
I remember watching a good doc about ants, and those things are pretty spooky up close, and not just because they're like Monarchist Marxists. Did you know that ants train other insects as livestock?
#9
it's a fun thought and entirely plausible. in any case i'd argue that ants' perception of a dmt trip would be primitive compared to the human experience. then who can say what those weird ass ants are thinking about anyway
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#10
Quote by Fat Lard
I remember watching a good doc about ants, and those things are pretty spooky up close, and not just because they're like Monarchist Marxists. Did you know that ants train other insects as livestock?

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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#11
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#12
idk but my cat is always tripping balls 
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#14
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#16
Quote by k.lainad
idk but my cat is always tripping balls 

I love getting my cat's high. 
They can't stop us Let 'em try For heavy metal We will die!
#17
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Phil Dick

The terms are synonymous. 
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#18
Quote by MurrcuryFoxx
I love getting my cat's high. 

I don't condone getting animals high, but i know there's a pain relief aspect thats humane for old age and recovery. My cat is naturally very sketched out and afraid of smoke, so i would never try that. But my friend smokes around his dogs and they love it. 
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#19
Quote by k.lainad
I don't condone getting animals high, but i know there's a pain relief aspect thats humane for old age and recovery. My cat is naturally very sketched out and afraid of smoke, so i would never try that. But my friend smokes around his dogs and they love it. 

I was talking more about cat nip. Although I do smoke around my cats and they don't seem to mind but I don't ever perilously blow smoke at my cats. 
They can't stop us Let 'em try For heavy metal We will die!
#20
do you think ants go to discos?
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#21
Is there an ant god? Did it bring the fire ants into existence to destroy the giant ice ants? Or was its son/ant body nailed to a hexagon to die for the sins of ant kind?
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#22
Ants are the only animal other than humans that cultivate livestock and build giant metropoli that run with the upmost streamlined efficiency. Just know that any time you kill an ant, you're killing a more intellectual animal than a puppy or a kitten, bastards. Ants are small people
#23
Quote by Fat Lard
Ants are the only animal other than humans that cultivate livestock and build giant metropoli that run with the upmost streamlined efficiency. Just know that any time you kill an ant, you're killing a more intellectual animal than a puppy or a kitten, bastards. Ants are small people

Yes but they're also communists, so they're not people. 
#24
When a mushroom starts to control your behavior and eventually grows out of your head, 
I think there's some form of hallucinating going on  
Music is the way.
#25
Quote by Fat Lard
True, but animal intelligence is better determined by brain size to body rather than the largeness of them. Like how ravens can solve puzzles and that one gray parrot that was the first animal to ask an existential question


Cockacamus?

(Sorry that was pretty laboured. Even for me. )

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Did you know that ants train other insects as livestock?


Yeah I think so.
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I'll have to put the Classic T models on my to-try list. Shame the finish options there are Anachronism Gold, Nuclear Waste and Aged Clown, because in principle the plaintop is right up my alley.

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Presumably because the CCF (Combined Corksniffing Forces) of MLP and Gibson forums would rise up against them, plunging the land into war.

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Et tu, br00tz?
#27
i don't think i've ever actually dreamed of sheep 

so why would androids dream of electric sheep it makes no sense 
#28
Dangit, I should've said "Cocamus".

That would work way better.

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I'll have to put the Classic T models on my to-try list. Shame the finish options there are Anachronism Gold, Nuclear Waste and Aged Clown, because in principle the plaintop is right up my alley.

Quote by K33nbl4d3
Presumably because the CCF (Combined Corksniffing Forces) of MLP and Gibson forums would rise up against them, plunging the land into war.

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Et tu, br00tz?
#29
Quote by Dave_Mc
Dangit, I should've said "Cocamus".

That would work way better.


"...but why shit on cars?"
#30
Shat on car today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know. I had a telegram from the roost: 'Shit on car. Shit tomorrow. Yours sincerely.' That doesn't mean anything. It may have happened yesterday.
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#31
Quote by Dave_Mc
Dangit, I should've said "Cocamus".

That would work way better.


Disappointed in u
My God, it's full of stars!
#32
It's a beautiful day. Forget about the Times... everyone else has. Come on. Stand up! So you're not a great actor. Who cares? You're much more than that. You tower over these other theater douchebags. You're a movie star, man! You're a global force! Don't you get it? You spent your life building a bank account and a reputation... and you blew 'em both. Good for you. Fuck it. We'll make a comeback. They're waiting for something huge. Well, give it to them. Shave off that pathetic goatee. Get some surgery! Sixty's the new thirty, motherfucker. You're the original. You paved the way for these other clowns. Give the people what they want... old-fashioned apocalyptic porn. Birdman: The Phoenix Rises. Pimple-faced gamers creaming in their pants. A billion worldwide, guaranteed. You are larger than life, man. You save people from their boring, miserable lives. You make them jump, laugh, shit their pants. All you have to do is...
[Riggan snaps fingers, and explosions occur, shooting starts, soldiers get shot, choppers fly and shoot, one gets shot down]
Young Birdman: That's what I'm talking about. Bones rattling! Big, loud, fast! Look at these people, at their eyes... they're sparkling. They love this shit. They love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit.
[Birdman shoots laser in giant mechanical bird above the building, it screeches]
Young Birdman: Yes. And the next time you screech...
[Riggan screeches]
Young Birdman: ... it'll explode into millions of eardrums. You'll glimmer on thousands of screens around the globe. Another blockbuster. You are a god.
[Riggan starts flying]
Young Birdman: See? There you go, you motherfucker. Gravity doesn't even apply to you. Wait till you see the faces of those who thought we were finished. Listen to me. Let's go back one more time and show them what we're capable of. We have to end it on our own terms... with a grand gesture. Flames. Sacrifice. Icarus. You can do it. You hear me? You are... Birdman!
#33


I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
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