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#1
What's your Zodiac sign?

I'm a Scorpio, so best sign lol

**edited in per user request
If you slit my throat with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt

#2
I'm a Leo, the best sign. 
They can't stop us Let 'em try For heavy metal We will die!
#3
I'm a pisces, the best sign.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#4
I'm an Aries: superior and aware of it as well. 
#5
Cancer master class reporting in.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Cancer master class reporting in.

Can confirm.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#7
Cancers spreading affirmation among their own kind, as cancer is wont to do. Nothing new.
#8
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Cancer master class reporting in.

#obligatory
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#10
Quote by whywefight
I am an Aquarius. I check my horoscope like every other week because I like to pretend that the universe cares about me every once in a while

Same, I don't believe it, but I find it interesting to see how it all relates to how my life is going.

Although, one of my lecturers did an experiment where he analysed the wording used in horoscopes and determined that your horoscope is not unique, no matter what month you are born in, as they generally use the same combinations of words interchangeably.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#11
For sale.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#12
But is Scorpios are magnetic sex gods. Ain't got nothing on us
If you slit my throat with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt

#13
Quote by mhgarry5
But is Scorpios are magnetic sex gods. Ain't got nothing on us

That's an adoring coping-mechanism.
#14
This is the most useless thread I've seen in a while. I like it
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#16
Scorpio and Snake

I'm so venomous
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#17
Quote by whywefight
I am an Aquarius. I check my horoscope like every other week because I like to pretend that the universe cares about me every once in a while

Do you know what the universe told me the last time I asked?

It told me that I was a snail. And that's not even a joke. 

Also I'm a Sagittarius
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#18
Don't make threads about the Zodiac.  He might come back and start killing people again.

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell?" - Aldous Huxley
#20
Cancer. Fits my family history


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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#21
Aquarius. I like my chinese horoscope sign better, the Dragon. 

I think it's hilarious that many ancients believed the zodiac dominated our destinies. 
#22
V̶i̶r̶g̶i̶n̶ Virgo
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#24
Daily Horoscope: libra  
March 13, 2017
Yesterday  |  Today  |  Tomorrow  |  2017
You're never shy about letting people know what you want and you're so darned charming about it that they don't mind rushing right out to get it for you. At the moment, those abilities will be even more potent. Once you realize just how much power you've got over others, it's going to be up to you to use it wisely -- and fairly. Of course, you wrote the book on fairness!


Prepare your anuses; today's forecast is looking boss
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#25
leebrah

Fat Lard Yeah we share the same birthday, right?
Last edited by matt bickerton at Mar 13, 2017,
#26
Quote by Fat Lard
Daily Horoscope: libra  
March 13, 2017
Yesterday  |  Today  |  Tomorrow  |  2017
You're never shy about letting people know what you want and you're so darned charming about it that they don't mind rushing right out to get it for you. At the moment, those abilities will be even more potent. Once you realize just how much power you've got over others, it's going to be up to you to use it wisely -- and fairly. Of course, you wrote the book on fairness!


Prepare your anuses; today's forecast is looking boss

I've heard this was debunked on MTV.
#29
lol
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#31
Virgo.

My horoscope for today (according to astrology.com) is:
The universe has added a strong dose of mega-efficiency and intuition to your already limitless ability to take care of business and get things done. You'll be more than able to share the wealth, too. So if you come across a friend who's not nearly as on top of things, you'll be happy to help. Just don't end up doing all their work for them -- just save some energy for more personal efforts tonight.

I'm fairly confident the universe is telling me to fap tonight.
#34
Quote by ultimate-slash
I'm fairly confident the universe is telling me to fap tonight.
Did you listen to the universe
#35
leo rise
sag sun 
aries moon
sag m
cap v
scorpio mars
cancer j
cap all the rest
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#36
Quote by TobusRex
Aquarius. I like my chinese horoscope sign better, the Dragon. 

I think it's hilarious that many ancients believed the zodiac dominated our destinies. 

I think it's fucking scary that millions still do. 
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#37
Quote by Jackal58
I think it's fucking scary that millions still do. 


Evangelicals, lol
#38
Quote by TobusRex
Evangelicals, lol

Really? Pretty sure its considered blasphamy (the Old Testament)
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#39
Quote by TobusRex
I think it's hilarious that many ancients believed the zodiac dominated our destinies. 
to be fair it's not much different to the current myths in trend
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#40
Quote by Banjocal
to be fair it's not much different to the current myths in trend

what sorta myths are in trend ?
honestly the past few years has been unfamiliar for me 
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