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Do you think playing guitar will help me get a girlfriend? I'm a girl who likes girls and I want a gf to serenade. Also what love songs are good to play for girls.
#3
Get a fog machine, bitches love fog machines.


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ey Bay BAYYYYY that's cause you haven't had the full JG Deluxe experience yet, so how's about you hook me up wit dem digits and we'll get that sorted out?
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#7
I once heard a legend that if you learn an entire Slayer album front to back, Kerry King will come out of nowhere and grant you three wishes.  
#10
Just for fun, I'm going to assume that this thread is 100% serious and just answer the question.

Playing music will help you get the attention of girls who like the music you play. What you do with that attention is up to you, and has very little to do with how good you are at playing the guitar.
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#11
playing guitar isn't cool anymore.
the only way you can get chicks playing guitar in 2017 is if you can also sing.
having shredding skills only attracts other guitar dudes srs.
most chicks aren't into guitarist nerds, they like EDM producers and trap rappers, be a DJ or some shit, and you'll get invited to a ton of parties.

that being said, I can play and sing many Dave Mathews songs very well, and back in the day this song would make any "rock" chick blush.



but that era is over ^^^ throw your guitar in the trash and start making beats on a Mac!
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#12
It worked for Joan Jett.  
"Your sound is in your hands as much as anything. It's the way you pick, and the way you hold the guitar, more than it is the amp or the guitar you use." -- Stevie Ray Vaughan

"Anybody can play. The note is only 20 percent. The attitude of the motherfucker who plays it is 80 percent." -- Miles Davis

Guthrie on tone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmohdG9lLqY
#13
This is why god invented the acoustic guitar.

Wonderwall + Ed Sheeran + Shawn Mendes + Good Riddance will absolutely work on someone who's already interested in you, I GUARANTEE it.

What's more attractive than the music and instrument, to someone who already is interested in you, is that you're passionate and dedicated about something, especially something expressive and emotional.

My source: I woo'ed my wife (then girlfriend) with the help of my acoustic
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This is why god invented the acoustic guitar.

Wonderwall + Ed Sheeran + Shawn Mendes + Good Riddance will absolutely work on someone who's already interested in you, I GUARANTEE it.

What's more attractive than the music and instrument, to someone who already is interested in you, is that you're passionate and dedicated about something, especially something expressive and emotional.

My source: I woo'ed my wife (then girlfriend) with the help of my acoustic



but if they like Wonderwall or Ed Sheeran or Shawn Mendes or Green Day then they are not worth wooing
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but if they like Wonderwall or Ed Sheeran or Shawn Mendes or Green Day then they are not worth wooing


Get out of here guitar music elitist
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playing guitar isn't cool anymore.
the only way you can get chicks playing guitar in 2017 is if you can also sing.
having shredding skills only attracts other guitar dudes srs. 

When was this magical era when women flocked to men purely for their shredding skills and didn't care whether or not they could sing?
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but if they like Wonderwall or Ed Sheeran or Shawn Mendes or Green Day then they are not worth wooing

 
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Girlfriend, no. 
Laid, maybe. 

I am married to a woman who first noticed me because I was playing the guitar.

EDIT: (But it was an acoustic guitar, and I was singing.)
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#21
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When was this magical era when women flocked to men purely for their shredding skills and didn't care whether or not they could sing?


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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#22
It's a fact that 99.9% of lesbians love acoustic guitar music the same way that 99.9% of gay men love musical theater.
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so


very likely?

Yes, though I should mention that that 99.9% only applies to butch lesbians.  
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#25
maybe (hopefully) it's just that having any interests at all gives an advantage over the majority of singletons

if strumming a few chords is what gets someone into your knickers, both your head and genitals need a medical examination
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Wonderwall + Ed Sheeran + Shawn Mendes + Good Riddance will absolutely work on someone who's already interested in you, I GUARANTEE it.

What's more attractive than the music and instrument, to someone who already is interested in you, is that you're passionate and dedicated about something, especially something expressive and emotional.

No.  It will only work if you play Ani DiFranco.  Lesbians don't care about any of that.  Just relating to people that can relate to Ani DiFranco songs.
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#27
Playing guitar may give you a confidence you didn;t have in the past which can lead to you be a more attractive human being
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#29
Where did You Sleep Last Night is a great song to show your love interest you care about them
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#30
Girls are only interested in acoustic guitar and you have to be able to sing as well. If you can do that, just play the most boring shit imaginable and panties will be flying at you left, right and centre.
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#31
I don't understand why you people keep posting when Ani DiFranco has already been said.
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#32
probably, but you have to be pretty damn good for it to be effective 
#33
no i'm afraid not, it's been scientifically unproven
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#34
There are many benefits to playing guitar. I remember looking it up a few years ago. Something about a better memory...

Idk. Anyway, girls don't like guitar. I'd know  
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#35
Worked for Melissa Etheridge.  

Then again... I don't even understand how two women can make love. I mean, unless they just kinda scissor or something.  
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#37
As the only lesbian to respond in this thread, Ani DiFranco is the only answer.
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#39
I wouldn't actually try to get a 'girlfriend' out of it though... considering that whole Lesbian Bed Death business.  I'd just be like the Lesbian version of Steel Panther... bang like 100 different chicks every night.  

Become the Lesbian Steel Panther.  
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#40
Quote by PatchworkMan
I am married to a woman who first noticed me because I was playing the guitar.

EDIT: (But it was an acoustic guitar, and I was singing.)

And you were all sensitive and shit, right? 

I was married for seven years to a woman who came to check me out where I was playing. But we'd been on the phone with each other (online dating before there was online, you know?) for a couple of months before that. 
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