#2
Oh what, you want to eat a slab of barely cooked cow bums? Fucking weirdo.
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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#3
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Which is better, steak or blowjobs?


As if I ever have one without the other.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#5
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EpiExplorer Would you prefer to eat a pork sword?


not even on the table, m8

(under would b ok)
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#7
I'm not really into blowjobs or steak, to be honest.

I'm also not really into being around people who make being into either or both a part of their identity.
#8
Peeing after needing to go for a long time
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The Police


#wolfie2017 #freegyros #gifsftw G7#9
#9
I just want a job, but if the only one I'm being offered blows I might as well still take it. 
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#11
meat consumption fetishists are weird.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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